I don’t know why you do it, but it makes me mad. It is just a bike. Usually forgotten and lonely. The longer it stays in one spot, the more you torment it. Once one wheel gets tacoed, the other follows pretty quickly. It is like you see that everyone else has kicked this bike, so I better kick it too. I wish a bike would KICK YOU! It would find you chained to a fence outside a bar and leave a tire print on your face or a cog bite on your leg. Then other bikes would come and laugh at you. They would see that you had fallen down, so they would just roll over you. Eventually your leg would break, so a few bikes would think that it is only fitting that your second leg is broken, and possibly your nose for good measure. And everyone would just roll by, some over you, some on you, but no one would ever pick you up. No one will ever lean you back against that fence. —Bike savior
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.
Someone kicked a poor, defenseless homeless bike? Come guys, you don’t have to give it your spare (change) don’t kick it when its down.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mAqY1B3Rdqk/SyfQ…
I don’t get this….are you saying you left your bike in the same spot many times, even after it was vandalized and you’re surprised?
http://www.yudu.com/item_files/67945/85324…
🙂 Just like those bikes in the poor areas of HRM.
poor poor hobo bike
http://www.andylangager.net/florence_bike2…
behold, the o.p. cometh, or in this case, i think the brain part of this o.p., ran down the daddies leg. holy fuck, a bike with brains, what next, intelligent kids and teen agers.
the world will end when that happens all. you hope bike kicks back, yeahm, so do i, then we can be on the guiness book of records, for having a vengeful bike attacking back. what a piece of brain candy you are o.p.
Hear hear, OP