To the fuckass who ran the red light on the Robie St. intersection at 2pm on March 21st. Congrats, due to your fucking lack of knowledge on how to drive and inconsideration for other drivers, you just gave me a mild case of whiplash. Due to the driver behind me, he obviously didn’t see your dumbass move and thus had no idea I had to stop, creating a domino effect. I really hope you read this and that the shit you pulled today comes around in the way that Karma does. —Dan, the guy who had a flashing green arrow
This article appears in Mar 17-23, 2011.


Ugh, and THREE times this weekend at the Agricola/North intersection I witnessed people keep pulling through when THERE WAS NO ROOM and completely blocked the intersection for the green going in the other direction. It was horrible and frustrating and annoying beyond belief. (And caused a minor argument when I laid on the horn and gave the finger to the selfish jackass – my boyfriend is way nicer than me and didn’t want me doin’ that. ha ha.)
There was an accident at the corner of Victoria and Nantucket yesterday at 4pm…..one car stopped because there was a yield sign and oncoming traffic, but the silly cunt behind her wasn’t paying attention so she smashed into the first car, and then the car behind silly cunt smashed into her. made a nice little mess. I just drove around them and continued on my way.
I believe Karma is with Nessie and sasquatch and the Tooth fairy.
fuck o.p., this is still halisux isn’t it? expect the unexpected daily, if you drive, walk, crawl or pedal.
I just moved here… finally i found a whole town of people who drive like me.. like shit… i love it…. i don’t speed, but i generally ignore every other rule… my biggest pet peeve is street lights… stupid invention… uderpasses and overpasses and roundabouts and 4 way stops…. thats all we need… i fakin hate street lights…
I HATE people who try to run the light. Yellow means slow down to stop … not speed up. It gives people who were going the speed limit some time to get through the intersection. All the rest should stop!