Hey hot dog with the silver swimming goggles on, yeah you, the one with the hand gear on as well. This morning when you took over the slow swimming lane to prove what a flash you are in the pool you nearly drowned a couple older swimmers. One guy is 89 and just had a knee replacement, the other wears a waist floater because she suffers from scoliosis. But, of course, you know that because you are a regular there in the mornings too. I wish I had my bathing suit on because I would have given you a run for your money buddy. In case you don’t know it a good swimmer hardly makes a splash when they cut the water, you, on the other hand caused a bloody tsunami. Shame on you for forcing one of the swimmers out of the lane so they wouldn’t drown. Stick to the fast lane asshole or are you afraid of worthy competition? This is nothing but a form of bullying in my opinion. But that’s OK, asshole, someday IF you’re lucky you will live to be their age. That’s if someone don’t knock your empty head off in the meantime. Learn some pool manners moron; a fuckin idiot would have more sense than to do what you did, asshole!! —Standin By and Waiting My Chance for Assholes Like You
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2012.
And no one staffs the pool?
and by old you mean the elderly right? maybe this dingbat just wanted to get someplace faster than anyone else. and the goggies, wow, sounds like your day of being lazy was pretty fucked up.
but on a brighter side, maybe tomorrow, you will get hit on the head by a u.f.o.?
“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.”
-Albert Einstein
Where’s a good old-fashioned gaff when you need it?
I could have said “gaffe” but that would be a mistake. hehhehe
Geezers outta the pool!! FFS, I hate it when I’m trying to do my laps and some geriatric is just sittin there with his ass in the water in my WAY. I am here to exercise and sweat, not stand around and talk with my retirement buddies. Get out the road, here comes mah dolphin dive bitches!
The only laps you’ve ever done have been between the bank , the LC and Needs on cheque day.
“Git da fuck outta ma way, NelsonfuckinMandela. Deys a quart o’ Colt 45 an’ a carton o’ menthols dat needs some o’ Mama’s fine lovin'”
Oh, subtle trood…excellent timing.
🙂
I’ve learned in a short time that:
1. Gumby gary has lost it…
2. No_fool swims like a dying whale shark and
3. If the op didn’t embellish too much, he was a total asshole.
OP. Say something and embarrasse the shit out of the person.
My nan actually got a fist to the face once by this very thing. The offender was directed to the other lane and I don’t think he ever came back.