To the guy smoking in his grey car at the Young Street Superstore who was planted in the middle of the throughfare in front of the doors, next to an empty, Sunday morning Parking Lot: You, sir, are a special kind of lazy. The kind I just want to put in a cage and bring out to show people, to say, “here’s a guy who dropped off his wife to do his shopping, but instead of pulling ten feet over then waiting and pulling up front to get her, he just sat in the middle of the road. See how he likes pepperoni?” I’ll bet you threw your cigarette butt on the ground too, instead of leaving it in an ashtray. We may all be equal, but you sir, are better at stupid ignorant lazy than me. Bravo. —Fit Enough To Walk Twenty Feet from My Car
This article appears in Jun 27 – Jul 3, 2013.
I’ve never met someone that truly thinks people are all equal. Actually, the people who usually say that are the people who usually act completely opposite to that and judges everyone harshly, strangely enough. You can’t say a murder/rapist is just as valuable as a hard-working adult who pays his dues to society. Because he’s fucking not.
We are all equal during conception, but that ends shortly after we exit the womb.
LOL Nurse, very true.
IMPOSSIBRU!
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Perhaps a tap on the window and a polite “do you think you could move as you’re blocking the entry” might have motivated the sloth to move.
Either that or:
A – he exits the car and beats you to a pulp *
B – he exits the car and you beat him to a pulp *
* delete as applicable