To the lazy ignoramus that won’t paint his patio deck. Fuck you and your lame “well, I’m just going to have to paint it again next year” excuses. Listen here, twit. Painting your deck is the cheapest and easiest way to preserve, protect, and beautify your deck. That ugly birdshit color you have from leaving everything unprotected looks bad on you. Why did you bother to buy pressured treated lumber if you aren’t going to look after it? —Wolmonized Looks Like Crap
This article appears in Aug 11-17, 2011.
Paint a deck? Are you out of your mind!?!?!? Oh – and mind your own fucking business!
Hey Mike Holmes, Is this deck yours? Do you have to cross or walk on it to get to your home? Is it a safety issue for you or the general public? No for sure on the first one and I’m thinking No and No for the last two. (And even if it WAS an issue of safety, that’s the owner’s problem, not yours. Let him get sued) So, seeing as we’ve established this, here’s a solution: If you don’t like the look of his deck, don’t frickin look at it. Wow! What a concept! Simple, effective. In other words..MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS!! God DAMN I can’t stand nosey fucking people that can’t keep their nose out of other people’s shit! You’re probably one of these ignorant pricks that calls Halifax Bylaw Enforcement if someone left their garbage cans on the curb for too long or their grass hasn’t been cut in 4 days. It’s not directly affecting you or your residence so a great big Fuck Off to you, ass!
You only paint your deck if you want to paint it every second year. If you don’t want to paint it every second year then you shouldn’t paint it at all. As this isn’t your deck OP, you really don’t have a say. I imagine that if it bothered you enough, that you could offer to do it yourself.
http://www.drinkalot.com/pics/Get_Off_My_L…
OP, who cares. Let his property value drop, then when he goes to sell, he’ll get less for it.
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2008/…
Are you going to call HRM and put in an “anonymous” complaint on your neighbor? Lol. Now I know there really are losers like OP who obviously have WAY too much time on their hands
Damn right OP and while he’s at it, trim that hedge and resod the lawn. The shed starting to look a little shabby as well.
WLLC – wait untill they’ve gone out, sneak over, and paint it yourself. =)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-szVUVb2n8xI/Ta8t…
hubba hubba commander…mmm bean man http://img.poptower.com/pic-42162/sean-bea…
careful painey…he wasn’t called “Hornblower” for nothing….lol j/k
That must be from Game of Thrones. Very cool dog.
Sorry Avast, Sean Bean was Sharpe:
http://www.compleatseanbean.com/interview1…
Ioan Gruffudd was Hornblower:
http://www.celebrityring.info/images/pictu…
I’d love to see a crossover movie with the two of them.
AND, LET ME JUST EMPHASIZE not the kind of story dreamed up by lonely women who write fan-fic that usually involves the love that dare not speak it’s name. >; )
Time to call in a drone attack, that or fuck off nosey nutzzzzz
I personally prefer the lovely silvery patois of
http://www.lifetimewoodtreatment.com/LifeT…
Ooops! My mistake Ivan. Geez. You’d think with a name like Avast that I’d know better, eh? (sigh) yarrr.
I know the types of movies you’re talking about, too. All it would take is for Sharpe to say something like, “I’ll run you through with my sabre!” and all the lonely women’s ears perk, the smug look on their face as if to say, “You can run me through with your sabre anytime, sailor!”
I hate when they ruin a good, old fashioned, classic adventure movie by turning it into some turn of the century, renaisance, gushing love story. Blech. (Unless, of course, there is boobies)
Hey idiot, that’s why you buy pressure treated lumber, so you don’t have to paint it. Mind your own business to boot!!!
“not the kind of story dreamed up by lonely women who write fan-fic that usually involves the love that dare not speak it’s name”
What’s the matter Ivan? You don’t like a good swashbuckling sword fight scene? lol…(just teasing. I’m with you)
I was having this discussion with SOBova a little while ago. On the subject of interwebz fan fiction. I tried to tell her that I just didn’t understand how a woman can go all gooshy over attractive male actors and then picture them doing the nasty with other attractive male actors. Seems to defeat the point, no? I thought I had won the argument hands down when she paused, raised one eyebrow sardonically and said “Katy Perry”. Then she said “Rihanna”
Blast! I so hate it when she’s right.
his first starring role http://arttattler.com/Images/NorthAmerica/…
and apparently he made a beer commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPa2CO39KGI
(*whimper*)
Ha Ha – Thanks Painey. Feck, he looks like he should be playing synthsizer for Joy Division or Flock of Seagulls.
I always liked his Accuvue contact lens ads. “Sharp as ever…”
Damn. You posted to fast Painey. lol Now I have to clarify:
The “whimper” in my last post was in response to Ivan’s vision of Katy Perry and Rihanna, NOT, I REPEAT, NOT in response to Paingirl’s subsequent post of Sean Bean.
i prefer his older messier look and his lotr brother http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/ima…
i knew that young man^^
Mmm…. I must say, Colonel, you have excellent taste in your man crushes 😀
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA. Oh, youse guyz are all making my afternoon a lot less suckasstic. >: )
Good one SOBova!
…and it goes without saying that she didn’t watch OZ for the edgy plots, crisp, snappy writing and brilliant ensemble cast either. Screeeeee!
Paint it for him and wait for a crappy tip!
Tom””””’s water seal, it comes in clear & while that may not give you a uniformed color, it don’t fade or peel like paint…but the water beads again & it is a good protector ~;)
Also have heard “lifetime” is a good product, less toxic than pressure treated – apparently
if you want to paint something o.p., you can paint my dick, with your tongue.
you’re one nasty bastard OP. If i were your neighbour i’d leave broken down trucks, toilets and couches on my lawn just to fuck with you. In fact.. did it ever occur to you that your neighbours just hate you and are doing everything they can to piss you off. It sounds like it would take minimal effort for maximum payoff.
Wait.. I thought you said it was *his* deck? Who the fuck are you?
While I think OP SHOULD probably mind their own business… the appearance of other houses can affect property values of the entire street and/or surrounding houses.
If my neighbours’ house looked like shit and I was trying to sell my house, I’d probably have to knock off a few grand just for the very fact that my house was located next to a dump.
Sad, but true.
“You only paint your deck if you want to paint it every second year”
I’d rather leave it unpainted so it looks shitty every year.