Excuse me, but why do you come to our house, piss and leave the toilet seat up? 2/3 of the people who live here are female, and as Lezlie Lowe pointed out in her column in this newspaper, 3/4 of toilet functions involve the seat being down. That means you’re leaving the seat up on the off chance that it’ll be all ready for that 1/6th of the time that the toilet’s gonna be used for a guy pissing. Thanks. You must be one of the ones who use up the toilet paper and don’t bother to replace it with a new roll.
—Not Really A Huge Deal But Still Annoying!
This article appears in Mar 12-18, 2009.
What’s worse is when the piss ON the seat and don’t wipe it up. Even some girls who insist on “hovering” piss on the seat and don’t wipe it! I’d love to wipe their fucking faces in it!
I think this is one of the lamest bitchs I have ever seen on this site. It’s a toilet seat. Get over it.
Selina: I agree with you! Piss on the seat/bowl is disgusting!
Look before you sit. Is that difficult?
never wrong, i feel you on that one.
i hate when women complain about toilet seats. and who the hell reads lezlie lowe articles and actually gives a crap? lol
“and who the hell reads lezlie lowe articles and actually gives a crap?”
Nice Goin’ Fat is my new favorite poster of all time (ok not really, but I’d probably give him/her a cookie or something for his/her efforts).
On a related note: I might be a bit pissy [heh] if someone left the toilet seat up at my house regularly because my cats expect the lid to be down because it always is because I didn’t want them drinking out of it when they were kittens because I use toilet duck and so they expect it down now and if it isn’t they’ll fall in and I’ll have to give them a fucking bath to get the toilet duck off. I wouldn’t bitch out a guest in my house though…I’d just go and put the lid down. It’s not that fucking hard to put the seat down yourself. If you’re afraid of touching the seat you could even use your fucking foot ffs.
Last week, some twit left a gift of bright red spots the size of dimes on the toilet seat at work – since there’s only one washroom per floor, it could have been one of about 30 breeders. Today I found a six inch public hair on the seat. I expect to find a set of false teeth floating on top of a turd tomorrow. Face it, some people are just pigs.
Did you know that most guys don’t complain when the toilet seat is left down and they have to lift it?
Surefire way to make a man put down the seat? Write “It’s so nice to have a man around the house” on the underside of the toilet seat in permanent marker.
I’m with Kitty on the animal issue.
nothing worse than having to bathe a soaked kitty…
but seriously, the seat isn’t the biggest issue most of the time, as TTFN pointed out.
And No,it’s not that hard to put it down….. so why are you complaining about it?
It’s the same with the lint trap after you’re done with the dryer. Yeah, it only takes a sec, but people fuck off and go about their daily lives.
Whoever is last or going to be next, if the toilet is not in use it should be closed, with the lid down. It is LAZY to not bother reaching your arm out to shut the fucking thing. Accidentally sitting in someone else’s piss is as unpleasant as it sounds.
“Ever notice how men alvays leave ze toilet zeat op? Dat’s de joke.” – McBain
Anyone ever piss on a closed toilet seat cover ?
that really makes a mess…wakes you up too !
exactly how many functions take place on a toilet seat?
I think OP is pissed because its easy to fall ‘into’ the toilet if you forget to put the seat down. Heck, if its early that’s easily plausible.
I once saw a demonstration of how the material in the toilet becomes somewhat aerosol when the flushing happens. The scientists doing the experiment dyed the water and left the lid down while flushing. Low & behold the “water” was found accumulating on the underside of the lid. ALWAYS put the lid down and then flush, boys & girls.
That’s nasty. Who knows what could be caking up down there.
Logging onto the internet, finding The Coast’s website, logging onto it and posting a Bitch:
2 minutes
Asking the offender on their next visit to please put the motherfucking toilet seat back down:
5 seconds
Amen.
Posting a bitch to the muse and disgust of others: priceless.