Ok, I’ve been living with you since 2007. You haven’t had a job that whole time, I have to buy your food for you, you yell at me until I put your food in a bowl for you. Damn you even make me clean up your shit too! You leave hair all over the apartment. I think its time for you to start pulling your weight around here. —Start Paying Some Bills or Get Out!

This article appears in Sep 8-14, 2011.

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  3. Correct snubiz,
    a roomate of the feline variety.
    Damn, I was hoping that would last longer, I guess I made it too obvious.

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  4. hahaha,
    the amount of dog owners I have met who would pay somebody to take it away are huge.
    I bet that is a mistake you won’t make twice.

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  7. lol no no no, (s)he’s just a regular pet owner TTFN, disguised as a doormat.

    Someone post the Seinfeld about how aliens would think the dogs were in charge if they saw how we treat them.

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  14. lol IMO another lazy room mate post would have been a waste Donk as they have been rehashed a milllion times and serve no purpose as we are not the lazy subjects of the bitch.

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  15. I scooped out the doormat remark and reinserted some Kibbles and Bits in its place. Lazy ass dog – don’t you know there are HRM councillors out there to bite?

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  17. I think this is a cute bitch and a great way to lighten things up around here! 🙂

    I have two lazy ass roommates!

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  18. since 2007?

    Wow.. so you mean.. you let this crap go on until 2007 and then you finally blew your temper by submitting an anonymous bitch in the coast?

    Your roommate has a problem. It’s called being a lazy ass. You have a problem too. It’s called being a seriously hardcore enabler.

    If you don’t want a shitty roommate, don’t have one. I don’t get the whole victim thing here.

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  20. IK — it’s a joke bitch about OB’s CAT.

    I wouldn’t call a cat being lazy as having a problem. I’d call a cat being lazy…. well a cat being a cat.

    Humans are SUPPOSED to enable our feline friends. We ARE their slaves after all. 😉

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  21. Iso-KAY: “you have a problem”…pssssssst…the room-mate is a CAT! Mmmrrrowwww! (In your defense though, perhaps you have never shared digs with anyone of the feline persuasion.)

    It’s amazing how many people didn’t get that it is a cat from the bitch.

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  22. Just to tie this in with a Bitch from a day or so ago:
    (ahem)

    Does this pussy stink?
    (bowing to the chorus of boos and thrown shoes, except a giggle heard from Suckster, and a mumbled “I’d make that pussy stink!”)

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  23. OP, move~ or kick that useless piece of shit to the curb. Why would you even do all those things for a leech like that?

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  25. you are either talking about a dog or cat. i hope so anyway. if this is a human in question, then you have a serious problem o.p.

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  29. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Painey! My FUCKFACE is trademarked! <3

    Fuckface™ <-- why breadlady is one of my all time favorite posters EVER!

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  32. Hugo, the trip was great! Lots of shopping and sight seeing. London is definitely my top pick though, mainly because of the Canadian bar ‘The Maple Leaf’ right down town. Hahaha. Filled my suitcase with Stroopwafel, so the upcoming days should be wonderful 😀

    My Sub lives! She lives!

    You and Blue off roading, lol

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  38. lol in the defense of those that didn’t get it right away, there ARE human room mates out that that do this kind of shit, including the leaving hair all over the place part.

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  43. Yes, I admit it. I am an enabler and a doormat when it comes to my cat. I am always just letting him walk all over me, really, when I am sleeping he sometimes walks all over me. He also LITTERally makes me scoop up his shit for him.

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  46. I think this was just away for the kids in the asylum here to post all of the left over icanhaz pictures from their desktops! LOL! Still laughing! Thanks gang, but I am so not sure about that one pic from PK… ‘That’s the biggest pussy I’ve ever seen’ >waggles eyebrows a la Groucho Marx

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  51. Oppps and that was a pic from my PG I was referring to! Dang! All of the funny is now lost! 🙁

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