To the inbred fuckwit who continuously loads two machines at the same time (despite clear notices NOT to do that) and then proceeds to leave a giant ass puddle of water all over the laundry room and hallway – you are a fucking moron. Other people live in this building and have laundry to do and they don’t need to be trudging through your mess or cleaning up after you. Next time I see that this has happened I am grabbing my 3DS and setting up camp outside the laundry room until you come to get your clothes out and I’m going to confront your lazy good-for-nothing ass.OR you will find you clothes in the trash bin. —Sick of the fuckwits in fairview
This article appears in Mar 6-12, 2014.


That is typical of apartment living with a share laundry, unfortunately. Also, you are unlikely to follow through with either of those two threats.
Wait until the inbred’s clothes are spun in the first cycle, then take all the clothes out of the second washer, put it in the first and then shut the washer off. Fuckwit broke the rules so you’re within your rights.
What kind of laundry room doesn’t allow you to do two loads at once?
Bastard Fish – A fairview laundry room.
lonelydwightfrye – watch me.
OP Be careful these days people have guns and don’t think twice about shooting whomever pisses them off.
You are confusing us, op. Is he putting two loads of clothing in one washer, or is he using two washers? If there are two washers, then what’s the problem? Explain yourself a little better op. Otherwise we think you’re a fuckwit too.
Yours truly.
There are two washings machines that drain into the sink. When both machines are turned on at the same time the sink over-flows. That is why there is a sign in the laundry room that says to wait until one machine fills up before starting the other – or to just use one machine at a time.
So if I have three loads of laundry to do, it takes me several hours because I just use one machine at a time rather than waiting for one to fill. Usually I do laundry once a week, so only have 1-2 loads which isn’t too bad. It’s ghetto as fuck but this is fairview and that is life. What I DON’T do is ignore the signs (this person has done this several times) and allow the sink to overflow everywhere thus leaving a huge mess for the super to clean up and preventing everybody else from doing laundry (Unless they want to walk through a giant ass puddle of water). Thusly the fuckwit douchebag is a tool and when I find out who they are I am going to let them know that.
Is that clear enough of an explaniation for you Wheels?
People in Fairview do laundry? Fuck, learn something new here every day! Good for you OB, clean knickers for the weekend. Didn’t expect that out of Fairview.
Jeezus!! What a cluster fuck of a situation!
Fuckwits in Fairview? Sounds like a reality show…
Can you imagine ‘Real Housewives of Halifax’ being filmed in Fairview? It would be like ‘Trailer Park Boys’ all over again, except more real.
Seriously, man, don’t hate the washer, hate the complex with such candy ass plumbing. It shouldn’t take ‘several hours’ to do your laundry-your bitch is misdirected.
No, I could have written a bitch about the shitty laundry facilities that everyone else in the building seems to be able to use correctly – my bitch is directed exactly where I intended it to be.
hoist, have you checked the drain in the sink? it’s prob clogged with lots of lint etc from when the washers ‘back wash’ to empty their lint catchers.
a system like this where the washers drain into a sink before the plumbing usually needs cleaning at least once a week. it could make a huge difference to how fast it drains, and may be able to use all the washers at once.
the lint and crap would be right in the drain, usually hanging down off the strainer thingy, not the U trap in the pipes.
Go to the dollar store, buy a box of black dye, empty it into both wash loads, really, really piss off the ignorant cunt
Ignorant cunt is probably an anarchist.
“I don’t follow anybody’s rules. Not even my own”
Dyeing his Tommy Jizzswiggers black would be doing him a favour.