This is to the asshole who pulled my clothes out of the dryer just 10 minutes after it finished drying. I was about to go in there the minute it finished to put it on for another 20 minutes because the dryers in this building suck, but I got distracted and needed to take an important call. Only 10 minutes later, I walk in to my damp clothes sitting on the counter and your shit in being dried! So here I am with damp clothes and nowhere to get them completely dry, all of the other dryers were being used. Plus instead of paying just for 20 minutes I now had to pay for a brand new cycle!
I wasn’t going to take that though. I pulled your ugly fucking rags out and tossed them on the FLOOR and put my shit back in and got em dry with the hot air that YOU paid for. Hope you enjoy rewashing your white trash attire. Next time learn some patience and don’t be so quick to toss other people’s laundry out! —This tenant don’t fuck around
This article appears in Nov 27 – Dec 3, 2014.
Too bad so sad. Keep better timing. How is the other person to know you are just a little late. I’ve seen idiots leave their clothes in for hours. If the dryer is done and I need it, you better believe I’m taking your rags out to dry mine. I don’t have all day and I know how long each machine takes and I am there when they are done. The only douche here is you, you SET.
Everyone in your building has the same issue – inadequate dryers and not enough of them.
So you know what, sport, if you don’t want your delicate unmentionables being handled by someone else, you make damned sure that you are standing there, coin in hand, at least 30 seconds before the tumble halts. No problem, then.
Can’t manage that, then live with the consquences.
Also, for your childish response, which far exceed anything your foe did to you, you deserve to spend the next 7 days picking dental enamel out of your stool.
You’re a jerk. 10 minutes is too long to leave it when other people are waiting for a dryer.
FAKE! “I pulled your ugly fucking rags out and tossed them on the FLOOR…” wouldn’t happen.
BOLD DECISIVE ACTION
That’s what we like to see. No dilly-dallying about. Just bold decisive action! Well done!
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‘…but I got distracted and needed to take an important call…’
OB, you’re a putz. Let’s just stop the world for you, huh?
Now, say, in retaliation, this person pours motor oil in your wash. Please tell us what you’d do, OP. Throw a washer at him a la Hulk?
How does the person using the dryer next know it was only 10 minutes. It could have been an hour. I think the important distracting call is a weak excuse unless you’re calling for an ambulance. You may have had something come up, but that’s the way it goes. the first thing I do when I move into a new place is time the washer and dryer and I am there the last minute or two before they shut off just because I hate people touching my clothes.
This person needs to be jammed in the damn dryer themselves…..douche nozzle!
Haha this bitch needs to be posted on urbandictionary.com under ‘twatwaffle.’
You suck shit, OB.
Maybe get a hold of the landlord or super if the dryers are at that bad, or go to a laundry mat. I can see you being pissed but having a spaz and throwing their cloths on the floor is a little much and childish.
You’re a fucking doosh. If I came back down to my clothes on the floor I would have taken a fucking dump in the dryer and turned it back on.
I’ll bet this was in my old building… Fairview is a shitty, crummy place to live with jerks like that pretty much abound.
You want it to go longer? put more in at the START…
ie. the first damn time you were already there.
They need locks on the dryers for dickmittens like you.
Only problem with locks is morons like the OB would leave their laundry in all day because they were “busy”.
OB, you don’t fuck around but dats a good way to get ya azz evicted. Reminds me of the time I was putting some bootie-shakin attire into da dryer in da laundry room when this tall cutie came in to use the washer. I forgot all about ma gear for hours, drankin in my apartment. Den when I went back for my clothes, they were not only taken out of the dryer, but placed atop it, everything neatly folded (incl. g-strangs and triple D bra). Was kinda weird in a pervert panty-sniffer way, but I like domesticity in a dude so I made sure I thanked that mafucka later, gnome sayn 😉
And how exactly did you thank the panty sniffer?
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Oh right, a free trip to Atlanta.
Gotcha
THE PANTY-SNIFFER
The Dribbling Half-Wit (12:03, 12:09PM) was clearly the panty-sniffer. Why does he want to hide it? Between ourselves, I think he’s also a dickmitten.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Dryers are for suckers. Why pay money for something that occurs naturally? Hang those duds on a rack in your pad.
*yawn* ^^
^^ Pfffft!^^
^^And then the cat kills and eats the bird…
^^ and then the DOG comes along and sits her ass on both of them as she hangs her laundry outside. (except I am stuck with my stupid protest avatar, but the dog is still here)
^^Channeling my inner Hitchcock.^^
^^ that one got a like, – and I never do those!
I am going to tippi hedron myself out of here.