Ever get under the railroad bridges in the city? Lots of grocery bags tied up, full of dog poop. Sure, picking up after Skippy is great, but us Hermits down here don’t like you disposing of your dog shit like this! We’re people too! Take the friggin bag home and put it in the garbage. What, you’re too vain to walk a block with a bag of shit? —Ouch!
This article appears in Dec 16-22, 2010.
I’m calling fake on this one.
Hermits – use it to fertilize your urban free range fair trade “herb” gardens. If you’re not part of the green revolution – you’re going to be part of the post revolutionary green compost.
FAKEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Always makes me wonder how bridge trolls get on the internet.
Damn, the hermit trolls have wifi under the bridges.
so o.p., why the fuck are you under a train bridge, picking up bags? be it dog shit or not.
methinks you had a bit too much lysol or something, and got your laptop out to bitch a bit here. go for it, i call you idiot, and say that you are a bullshitter.
Why would this be fake…?
I walk downtown on the tracks sometimes.
train tracks are cool http://www.backtotheeighties.net/images/st…
The other day I saw someone pick up their dog’s poop only to drop the bag into a storm sewer. Gross.
I had sex in one of these places. It was with a shitty barista.