Ants. Now they have wings and think my car is a nice place to hang out.
Flies. They’re fucking on my office wall and I’m not impressed!
Now I know why God invented winter.
—Bring On The Frost

Join the Conversation

7 Comments

  1. And smog…. insects hate smog so few are found near the city…
    how the hell are the ants getting in? do you roll the windows up?
    whatever… RAID their exoskeleton asses.

  2. I’d rather ignore the bugs and suck up the summer for as long as I can. Geeze, people can’t seen to tolerate anything anymore, including the wee flying beasties of nature. How sad.

  3. The only time I feel even slightly safe from the wasps when I’m outside in my backyard is when I’m holding a cigarette- if one gets close I just flail my ciggarette around and I’m left alone, until the next one comes along. Now that wasp season has started (oh well, summer’s been over here for a month atleast anyway), I don’t use the yard unless it’s to have a cigarette. And I don’t know what the irish have against window screens, but their windows aren’t designed with screen fittings so I have to keep my windows closed all day- the hideous things are everywhere! God i hate wasps…, i hate them, i hate them, i hate them!!!!!!!!!!

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *