I just want to thank all of the pateint, kind, and hilarious patrons who decided to stop into my place of work for a late night bite to eat before, during, or after your Halloween parties.
It was an incredibly stressfull night, but the fact that so many of you were so understanding about your sometimes 10+ minute waits for “fast food”, and that you were so entertaining to serve, made it a whole lot more fun, and it made the not-so nice-customers much easier to deal with.
A special thanks goes out to the cops who made it there so qucikly when we had some trouble, as well.
—That girl who dressed up as a fast-food employee.
This article appears in Oct 29 – Nov 4, 2009.


This isn’t at the Spring Garden Road McDonald’s by any chance is it?
Nah, can’t be – there’s always at least a 20 minute wait for food there, and never any happy employees!
No, no. This was the Quinpool Road McDonald’s.
OP/tributetolisabonet, you seem like a very well-spoken, intelligent, kind individual. What the FUCK are you doing working at McDonald’s?