I get it. You’ve waited until the last minute to get your holiday shopping completed. So have I.
Here’s a newsflash for you people…this festive season comes AT THE SAME TIME EVERY YEAR. Therefore, if you know you’re going to be a cranky, stressed out, mean muther fucker when doing last minute shopping – plan ahead next year!
I’m the last minute shopper with the smile on my face. I’m also the one who’s going to shove my purse down the throat of the next cunt who tries to take their holiday shit out on me.
Get merry already people!!
This article appears in Dec 20-26, 2007.
I hear ya, however, shoving your purse down someone’s throat makes you the same miserable person you’re complaining about. Perhaps that person had a smile on their face too when they left the house. You don’t know who or what they’ve encountered before they were introduced to your purse and vice versa.Also, some people wait until the last minute (week) before Christmas because they don’t have enough money to complete it earlier. Sometimes there is no choice.I really do understand the sentiment of the bitch but there is never a better time than this time of year to pause … and walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. Merry Christmas.