Strolling around the lovely boardwalk that edges the lake in this end of the city should not include dodging numerous piles of dog excrement. Children swim at the nearby beach. No wonder the quality of the lake water suffers in the heat of summer with the unnecessary but regular addition of canine rectal contents. FFS people! Use that grey matter! — Lakeside Lulu
This article appears in Aug 1-7, 2013.
Often the grey matter is a steaming coil of brown excrement.
But it would be okay if only adults swim at the nearby beach?
Just make sure you’re not swimming and see an O’henry floating by.