I’m tired of females acting dumb. Honestly, beauty will fade, no matter what you think. At the same time I will say I have no patience for females who take no care of themselves. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, a comb is a few cents. — Jesus M. Christ
This article appears in Feb 10-16, 2011.


LS?
you’re basically saying they should take care of them selves to the inevitable, futile end.
I don’t think LS wrote this, zed, because from the sounds of it, suckers would nail anything with a vag.
sporadic commas…
‘females’ used everywhere…
overall makes very little sense…
that REEKS of LS.
What PK said. Plus there’s not nearly enough typos.
combs break off in my hair^^wait what’s that? damn i’ve been looking for that bird forever
So….. is this actually a love about combs? And their only being a few cents? Because the rest of sounds pretty dark to me. Unless by “tired” he really means “enlightened”, “aroused” or “jealous”…..
And the spacing of the words/commas is actually not fucked up.
Not Suckulicious, no way.
…and there’s no random rants about city officials or the Bush administration.
what’s the *m* in jesus christ stand for? mother, mary, moldy?
yeah you’re kind of all over the place there, OP.. if you don’t want to date a bimbo, don’t date a bimbo. There are other kinds of women out there you know.. IF that’s what you want………. i’m not entirely convinced it IS.
There’s no way in h-e double hockey sticks LS wrote this!!!
There’s a million + women who fit in the middle of that spectrum OP. You don’t want a bimbo…don’t date little girls or gold diggers….you don’t want a woman that doesn’t brush her hair…then don’t date those kind of women.
PS: This isn’t even an F’n LOVE!!!!
I thought guys loved that just-got-out-of bed look.
I was wondering the same thing…Michael? (like god)