To the drunk girl we escorted through the commons at 11:30 at night who could barely stand: your friends suck for letting you walk home alone like that and some VERY bad things could’ve happened to you if we hadnt been there.
To the douche who SPED up and almost hit her when he saw her crossing the street: If I see you again I’ll lob a brick through your front window/teeth.
This article appears in Aug 21-27, 2008.
ive had a similar experience. at something like 1 in the morning, a couple friends and i came across a girl, walking barefoot and obviously trashed out of her mind, walking past the commons. she was quite beligerent when we offerred to walk her home, uttering something along the lines that she’ll ‘fuck us up’.. and then a van slowed down beside her, and a guy tried to talk to her.
Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to life’s problems!