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Dear Mother Nature,
I know we’ve had our differences in the past and I told you to blow me. Isn’t the way you’re acting right now taking things to extreme. Fuck off already! —Must Nail Feet To Floor
This article appears in Jan 31 – Feb 6, 2013.
12 Comments
If you told him/her that why worry about them now. Who cares how they are acting, surely not you.
People bitch when they don’t get a blow job and when they get one they still complain.
Wogshite – the bitch is addressed to Mother Nature and from the way it reads, it’s pretty clearly about Thursday’s windstorm. Learn to read, you dumb cooze.
Bro Tim … I can honestly say I have never complained about that , even if she’s (IMO) used too much hand action …that’s still not a reason to complain.
No, not even a little ~:)
Wow Ivan you’re so smart. When I grow up I want to be just like you. NOT.
God or genetics, that argument was settled long ago. Mother Nature isn’t about to front you another 2 million years of evolution just so you can catch up, so sleep tight.
There is no such thing as Mother Nature, it’s just nature doing what it’s supposed to do. Deal.
so today she is doing a snow job on us. i thought this wasn’t supposed to start til middle of tonight. i just fixed my washer all by my own self, so now i am gouing to cuddle up with 12 episodes of house of cards.
Good dog, I perfer her snow jobs to blow jobs !
That 90 to 120 kilometer wind storm the other day was knocking out power in my area … it went out a total of 4 times !
GDM, snow jobs come under the direction of the NDP Government. I’ll take a blow job over a snow job any day. Who’d want DD anywhere near that area. Bad enough his hand is on my ass picking my pocket.
What????? There’s no Mother Nature????? No wonder she never answers my letters. Thanks, Wheels. You just saved me countless stamps.
“Posted by wogdog on 02/01/2013 at 3:26 PM: If you told him/her that why worry about them now. Who cares how they are acting, surely not you.”
Ah, wogdick, there are so many dumb shits in the world. Why do you make yourself look like one too??
I agree with Ivan that this bitch is about that windstorm we had and that you should “Learn to read, you dumb cooze.”. NOT about someone getting an actual bj but getting blown by the winds.