To the lady who rear-ended my car in late August on North Park Street: THANKS! You didn’t even fucking stop before you rammed me, and then both you and your fucking passenger verbally assaulted me and made me freak out even more. I was injured but did you even care? FUCK YOU! Get off your fucking cell and drive. Same for everyone out there—stop driving like idiots and pay attention. Cars can kill and maim. SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!! See ya in court, fuckwad!
This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.
I got rear ended by an early-20’s girl on a cell phone awhile ago. Way to ruin my summer plans.Yeah, you admitted it was your fault and that you would ‘pay for everything’.Well, guess what, bitch? You don’t have to pay for fuck all, your insurance company does, and their assesment of the value of my car that you totalled was a hell of a lot different than its actual cost to me, and I don’t get the $1500 worth of repairs and maintenance that I put into it over the past year either. We just got it back from the shop that day and it was finally working A-1 and completely paid off. F-UI hope your parent’s insurance trippled.Hang up and drive.