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WTF is this? You responded to a personal ad of mine that CLEARLY states I am a lesbian and you tell me you’re kinda straight?! How about you GET it straight, you have wasted enough of my fucking time. And I’ll eat a bag of shit if you’re 34. You look closer to forty. —PissedoffAndro
This article appears in Aug 18-24, 2011.
22 Comments
I hope you also put “Kinda Kinky” on your personal ad, because you are a unique one.
How does one experiment with their sexuality when there are people like you preventing them from reaching their true gay potential???
Um … whatever op
the suckster is a lesbian..:)
Aw give Bishop Lahey a break Andro. He’s looking at a long stint where gender roles are not quite so cut & dried.
I hope she’s not that lesbian I saw at the beach yesterday…….looked fine from tits up and from knees down…..but in the middle was a huge, huge gut all the way around. It made me wonder if she ate an inner tube from a Ford F150.
Imagine what she thought of you with everything looking good from the top of your bald head upward.
So she’s “kinda” straight and “kinda” 34, kinda straight could be translated into kinda gay.
In all seriousness, personal ads are full of misrepresentation. If you take this route to meet somebody for short-term, long-term whatever, you’ll have to go through a few dates to find what you want.
This lady probably thought she could win you over in the face-to-face meeting despite misleading you.
Gee, think she may have been too nervous to say she was bisexual? Way to be a superficial, judgmental bitch, OP.
hello there…
I’m kinda the easter bunny…
http://heresmywebsite.com/images/owned/OWN…
love me….
“kinda straight?!” How about… she met you, and was “scared straight”.
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivation…
Yikes, writing to lesbians – next they will be hanging around U-HAUL rental locations.
Kidding aside, many people just starting to explore and maybe expand their sexuality may find it hard to explain to others where they are on the sexual scale, or may not even be sure of the terminology. So ‘kinda straight’ may work for them, more than bisexual. But they should have fessed up early in the game, just so you knew what you were dealing with from the get-go. Hard to tell from the OP’s bitch how long it was before she found out the “truth”. As for the age thing – well, many folks never look their actual age. In either direction.
Next time, put ‘no tourists’ in your ad.
Even lesbos can think women are bitches… maybe she was letting you down easy.
I’m a guy, and I like women and Lesbians
😉
it’s called bisexual.
Kinda straight and kinda 34? Sounds like that ‘coaster’ who’s always trying to one-up ol’ Donairius.
yes i am, i love eating pussy too.
ME too Suckster….& my ‘strap on’ has a pulse ~;)
Ob, maybe she is a lesbian but you scared her off with ” ….I’ll eat a bag of shit….”
🙂
GV makes a good point. Perhaps it was your kink that she found repellent – not the other way around.
Wait… An intolerant lesbian?
I don’t want to live in this world anymore.
Shoot yourself you fucking cunt.