To the rude inconsiderate drive by egg shooters. It’s my birthday, I am nine months pregnant, I just had a wonderful dinner at a restaurant with my hubby and friends. I am waiting on the sidewalk at midnight on South St. with my four ways on to pick up my son from the babysitters to take him to the IWK hospital because he is having trouble breathing. Thank you for throwing your eggs at me as you were driving by. You hit my leg and the car. I hope this reaches you and you think twice next time you pick a target. My pregnant belly is too big for me to even bend over enough to clean your damn eggs off my shoes. All the car washes are closed and my hubby cleaned the car with a squeegee at 2am at a gas station after we left the hospital. —About to Pop Pregnant Lady
This article appears in Oct 27 – Nov 2, 2011.
that’s just mean, eggs should be saved for people who give out raisins and toothbrushes on hallowe’en
1)Were they holding the egg-carton in that sideways style gangasta grip?
Okay, that’s my obligatory puerile smart-ass comment. Having taken “shell fragments” in a “drive-by” myself I know exactly how furious you are. The fact that you are a visibly pregant woman makes it all the more deplorable, but considering that these mental midgets were throwing eggs at passers-by for shitlarfs anyway, I hardly think they would be capable of making the distinction.
I let go of the anger eventually, and the fact that I now carry an 8oz glass jar of Keuhne’s sauerkraut whenever I go for a walk has absolutely nothing to do with what happened. And that’s exactly what I intend to tell the police when some Crichton Park cretin has to to explain to “Dads” why the Lexus needs a new window.
clarification: You went out to dinner until midnight, THEN took your son to hospital?
I was about to add the same thing……..midnight? Child with breathing troubles…….dinner? Nine months preggerz? Your belly isn’t too damn big to go out to eat and probably drink while having a smoke with a baby on the way……….no wonder your child has breathing problems………and this one will fare no better.
I would have hit you with a carton of eggs.
Um, this bitch is so fake it hurts. It’s obviously someone who knows our hatred for SET mothers, tards who use their children’s illnesses to gain sympathy/credibility, and people who walk around alone late at night.
Ahh, Survivor has another one on the way! World, beware!
I understand that a 9mo pregger pregger isn’t the most emotionally stable and rational of people. Instead of going to pick up your child, why didn’t you call a Ecnalubma, and meet them at the IWK?
WMD for Mel 😉
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Have you assholes ever stopped to think that maybe while she was out enjoying an evening that the babysitter called her to tell her the child was having a hard time breathing. It’s obvious that many of you don’t have a soul nor a life that all you do is make shitty comments to a woman that is 9 months pregnant. I hope you are proud of yourself.
OOOOH. I want it.
Actually, us women don’t have souls. We have babies apparently instead.
mmm, that’s a thing of beauty hugo. does that mean you can’t open automatic doors, mel?
Now that you mention it, I do notice that I have trouble with automatic doors… there was this one time, I couldn’t get a sliding automatic door to open so I tried to just push it but it wouldn’t work. Then a worker came behind me and POOF it opens. And sometimes it seems to take some flailing on my part to get them to cooperate.
ya know, sometimes i can’t see my breath, and people look at me like i’m not really there
That is so horrible!!:o Don’t worry, jerks like that always get theirs! Hope little guy is doing better too:)
if your kid was sick, why were you out anyway. seems to me, that a birthday, could wait til your child was checked and a clean bill of health given. this makes less sense, than the piano player, on family guy, that comes on every so often, in one of peter’s stupid jokes.
the FUCK??
Well think of it this way.. these dillturds have at least given you a funny story to share with your kid for ages to come 🙂
The OB doesn’t specify this but I’m thinking when she dropped her kid off at the babysitter, he was fine. It was only after she was out celebrating that she found out that he was having breathing troubles. (If anyone has asthma, you’ll be able to relate to this. Fine one minute and then it get’s triggered and you’re sucking wind the next. I don’t know how many times my parents had to cut things short because of mine and my kid brother’s asthma). I don’t think ANYONE would be that irresponsible to drop a kid off with obvious breathing difficulty at the sitter’s so they can go out and party. At least, I would HOPE not anyway.
i was focused on the eggs, it’s bizarro randomness
Out after midnight on a school night? Tsk, tsk, tsk. Clearly one of those welfare queens!
JK, OB, My B, and yes, a valid bitch. Sorry. Vent that anger so your mind is in a better place when the little one is born. Actually, save your strength as you’re going to have a baby Scorpio. You will need it! Wait, you’re a scorp yourself, so you know what you’re getting into!
bizarro randomness? When I was going to Dal the arseholes in one part of Quinpool Towers used to throw eggs at passersby… from about 8 floors up. They just missed me once.
These people need a real shitkicking. Hardboil the eggs and stick’em up their pooper… while still hot.
I’d be furious if that happened to me.
okay… I am forcing myself to take a deep breath. I didn’t clarify a few things I guess and you fuckers seem to want to assume the worst about me without knowing anything. My husband took me out to dinner, and like a good little pregnant lady, came home and was in bed at 10 (no drinking or smoking involved). My son was in perfect health when we dropped him off at the babysitter’s. Being pregnant and having a 3 year old is not helpful when it comes to a good night sleep, so crucify me if all I wanted was one good night of sleep for my fregging birthday! I was woken -up at midnight (yes, because I was sleeping finally) by a frantic phone call from the babysitter saying that she thinks we should take my son to the IWK. I did not get an ambulance because we would have had to drive by the babysitters anyways. To the few people who seemed to understand what I was saying: THANK YOU. To the rest of you assholes: Thanks for making me have to fucking explain myself as if I was the one doing something wrong. I hope you all (the ones with the nasty postings) get egged when you worrying about the life of your loved one. And for those few kind people wondering how my son is doing: It wasn’t asthma, but a bad case of croup. He is feeling better now. Geez, now I want to write a “love the way you bitch” about the jerks writing on this wall! Wait, you know what – even if I was out at midnight, even if I wasn’t preggers, even if I did drop off my son when he seemed to have a bit of a cold, does it justify any throwing anything at someone they don’t know? The way I see it, and maybe it’s just me, but treating people this way is NEVER right, regardless of what their background story is.
You would have a pretty valid Bitch, Octavia.
As was this one about the eggs. My guess is they were idjuts with no empathy or ability to think what their actions could lead to.
Hopefully they figure it out before they kill or maim someone “for kicks”.
Good luck with the baby, and hope your 3 year old is dping well.
Wp
Jeez, I never want to be a mother. All of the ones on here take the internet way too god damn seriously, get UBER pissed in an instant and have zero sense of humor.
Throwing eggs at a pregnant lady. Doesn’t come much lower than that.
Unless the mother is a bitch. (not saying op is). Although … unsavoury people tend to affect themselves worse than anything other people can do to them … so yeah, egg throwing isn’t good. Doesn’t say very much about the thrower, regardless of the target.
Nice to see there are still shitheads who have to troll every single bitch posted. Octavia, you didnt need to explain yourself. I’m sure most people with half a brain could piece together that your son was with a babysitter and in fine health before you left, and that even a pregnant woman deserves a dinner out with her partner and friends.
Not to mention those shitty little kids that egged you can go fuck themselves.
i think all that matters is the fact that they threw them at a pregnant women and could of hit her in the stomach. it is just as bad as people in the grocery store nearly ramming you every second no matter how obvious you try to make it that you are pregnant. people need to open their eyes.