So you say to my coworker, whom I’ve offered a drive home, “enjoy your ride home.” In front of everyone. What the hell! Do you think I’m stupid enough to miss that? And ever hear of platonic? Hello – my coworker, who is also my friend, is dependant on public transit. He just enjoyed a couple of brews on the patio like everyone else on a hot afternoon. And he lives on my route home. You’re probably just jealous because you’re trapped in an unhappy marriage. Use some fucking tact. God, if I had a nickel for every snotty remark you’ve ever made, to me or anyone else, I could retire and never need to see your smug face. Do the mature thing next time and shut it.

—Respects others

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  1. That’s a super rude comment. Even if you WERE planning on fucking this co-worker, that’s nobody else’s beeswax.

    I hope you said something to this person, especially if he/she has a history of assholishness. It’s not like anyone else would be likely to defend him/her. They’d probably cheer you on!

  2. You and your friend should go in tomorrow with “shit eating grins” on and fuck with the idiot.

  3. oooOOOOooooh did you guys get it on?? Cause you know a girl can’t drive a guy home without having “sexual realtions” or anything 😉

  4. Was this outside of work? If so, you should have told this asshole off. If it’s not at work and it’s a co-worker I don’t particularly like, I’ll happily tell them to go fuck themselves, or some variation of that.

  5. If you think that was inappropriate then thank goodness you don’t work with me…cause we’re all assholes like this…we can all take a joke and give one though.

  6. There is nothing wrong with joking around but I have seen jokes like this taken to far. Those that don’t know its a joke take it as speculation and where theres smoke theres fire so it got to be true.
    At least this was to your/his face and not behind your back gossip.

  7. I agree with Mama, there’s a joke and then there’s being wierd and inappropriate. Most people can usually tell the difference.

  8. I think it all depends on how well you know your co-workers. I’ve had jobs where everyone was extremely close and all of us cracked wierd and inappropriate jokes all the time (During and after work, though NEVER in front of a customer). I’ve also had jobs where I never really got to know any of my co-workers, in that situation a joke like that is always a bad idea.

  9. You should have asked him to come along and suck your friend’s dick for you, since you know, you gotta concentrate on the road.

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