Thanks to the idiot who stole my husband’s Boston Bruins car flag from the Halifax Shopping Centre parking lot while I was at the dentist. I know you must have been upset about last night’s 8-1 loss to the Bruins, but no need to steal the flag my kids bought him as a gift. Now that I think about it, stealing the flag was such a low gesture, it may have been a Canadians fan. —Clean Teeth with No Flag
This article appears in Jun 2-8, 2011.
That’s low, indeed. Boston gave us aid after the explosion; Vancouver gave us hippies and Elizabeth May.
Go Bruins.
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some fucking fools get too hyped up over a stupid fucking sports game. give it a rest you fucking dildoes.
Canadiens* fan OP. Yes, it probably was.
..i lived in van. for the ’94 riot..the thing about their “fans” is they’re mostly flotsam and jetsam from all over Canada..and it doesn’t take much to rile em up..:)
Shame it wasn’t a Rainmen or Mooseheads flag. Then again, those aren’t even worth the fabric used to make them.
“Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it Vancouver, which of course in German means a whale’s vagina.”
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Aw, that’s too bad. Maybe your husband will support a real team and the kids can get him a new flag for the upcoming father’s day weekend 😉
Ever consider it was another bandwagon jumping, bean eating, Boston douche bag fan?
PS, that’s Canadiens. Thanks for coming out.
nice avasto, i love that movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H38LiqJdzvI
As others have mentioned: it is Canadiens. As in les Canadiens de Montreal.
Sucks your flag got stolen. Maybe now you can replace it with the flag of a real team?!
you mean like this^^ http://i.ebayimg.com/17/!B8zoENgCGk~$(KGrH…
lolz, paingirl. BlueJays, only team to ever hold the World Series Title for 3 years straight 😉
i lived the dream baby^^ i miss exasperation stadium, cheap seats, cheap beer. plus you never got thrown out for being rowdy
My wife wanted to know why I didn’t get HAB Flags for the car. I told her that I didn’t want the car torched.
“Canadiens” you fucktard. Yes other people said it, but I need to remind your dumb ass.
Real classy to blame Habs fans as an afterthought. Go play in traffic you stupid cunt.
Hugo… ’92 and ’93. just 2 years.
trust me…. they won the first world series ever for a Canadian team only 5 minutes off my actual birth-time.
You don’t just forget things like that.
ah, you said ‘hold’… and not ‘win’… ok.
That’s sneaky but fair.
though The Yankees won it 3 years in a row not that long ago ’98, ’99, ’00
and 4 years in…. ’36-’39
and the record I think is… ’49 – ’53, a 5 year stretch.
if anyone cares, note the strike in 94 http://mistupid.com/sports/worldseries.htm
The baseball strike of 94 fucked MLB up the ass forever. 🙁
I don’t think so…
all the players had time to recuperate for a season and came back blasting the ball….
teams were playing games 12 – 21 and 18 – 15.
and we all remember those chasing the home run record years with griffey/sosa/mcgwire
Yeah, maybe, but fan support just never seemed the same after the strike. Certainly not like after the NHL lock out.
But hay, you haven’t watched a baseball game until you watch it from the top of the CN Tower! 😛
one of my faves http://mopupduty.com/index.php/epic-games-…
Who the fuck cares? It’s baseball. Ranks right up there with watching golf, tennis, lawn bowling, drying paint and curling linoleum during the humid summer months. BOOOOORRRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG!! (fun to play, however) I lost all respect for MLB baseball during the strike…whiney millionaires complaining because they weren’t making enough money playing a god damned game. And nothing changed. Check out the team salaries for 2011 for the Yankees – $207,047,964; the Red Sox – $163,822,475 (this is just two teams I picked at random. See: http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/ )
Compare that to NHL who has a salary cap. The highest team salary for 2010/11 was Boston at almost $66 million. Christ, even our beloved Sid the Fid only made $9,000,000 this year. Compare that to A-Rod, whose average annual income for his latest contract (2008-17) is $27,500,000!!!
….FOR PLAYING BASEBALL!! (see: http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/ )And that’s not including bonuses, endorsements and sponsorship deals. You can imagine what the teams’owners and the stadiums are raking in. It’s fucking embarassing. It’s obscene. Fuck you MLB…Fuck. You.
i think they’re all overpaid big babies but i played hardball as a kid. i’m not a rabid sports fan but i really enjoy goalie fights^^
ok, so they’re all over payed… with that, I agree.
There’s no way someone (even micheal jordan) should be making what they do.
Think of his 23MM year near the end… that’s 23MM/yr or
63K+ a day or
$43 every minute of his life for an entire year, whether he’s eating, sleeping, shitting, farting… whatever. NOT including his endorsement deals….
What in the Upper Echelons of Fuck….
what about the multimillion dollar contracts to hollywood for movies?
I find plenty of movies boring… and think they’re quite over payed as well.
I’m not about to say ‘FUCK MOVIES’. … FUCK TV ….
it’s just completely messed where in this world, complete retards can make millions (aka jersey whores) for no talent… and even those with talent still get cursed at for being paid a-plenty.
on the whole (*snicker….*)
I still think it’s utter insanity.
I blame society… maybe that’s why I hate so much.
I should also note… he’s one of the few people who would have been able to hire a prostitute and make more money than her for the time taken.
that’s when we know something is quite wrong….
=)
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AHHA I love your rant, zed. And I agree completely — I was ranting (and i mean RANTING) about that shit 10 years ago.
Then I had a nervous breakdown and have been in a state of apathy ever since.
😀
I agree whole(snicker) heartedly with you Z-man regarding certain so-called movie/tv stars making gobs of money and having zero talent. The same could be said of the music industry. I submit exhibit A:
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/wp-content/uploa…
Exhibit B:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Ente…
and Exhibit C:
http://www.melrosejewelers.com/rolex-watch…
I could go on, but I only have so much space.
I DO see your point though. Either way, it is pretty messed. Priorities in this world are totally arsed up.
BTW, “What in the Upper Echelons of Fuck” …I am so stealing this. Just letting you know. lol
i like the exhibits^^ the zed is good with words and poetry, that’s why i less than three his tortured soul
I read this little tidbit on wikipedia today:
“Montreal hosted the 1976 Summer Olympics and the following year, the Canadiens won the Stanley Cup. The Calgary Flames won the Stanley Cup in 1989, a year after Calgary hosted the 1988 Winter Olympics.[148][149]”
ooooooo…a scam perpetrated by the IOC or just a coinkydink? hmmmmmm…Veeeerdy Intar-desting! lol
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He’s on it.
“Tik Tok”, was released on August 7, 2009 and was a worldwide hit, reaching number one in eleven countries. It reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 and stayed at the top for nine consecutive weeks. The song sold 12.8 million digital copies worldwide in 2010, making it the best selling single of the year; it sold 5,633,000 downloads in the United States alone, making it the sixth best-selling song in digital history. The album’s second, third and forth singles, “Blah Blah Blah”, “Your Love Is My Drug” and “Take It Off” all achieved similar success reaching the top ten in multiple countries including Australia, Canada and the United States.
When I heard that I threw up in my mouth…
Twisted youth of today don’t know shit.
Parents encouraging spending on these twat-weasels….
disgraceful.
The fact that a fucking retarded song like ‘Friday’ can make that crunt over a million bucks… shameful.
Next big hit… I’m going to locate, capture, and detain a rabid whombat, strap it to an auto-tune (T-Pain it basically…)
and throw a Black Eyed Peas beat in the background.
Instant hit.
I’ll call it ‘Gnarl it up’ …. and it will be epic.
lmao @ twat-weasels…Jesus, you’re killing me, man!
Yeah, well, at least y’all didn’t have to spent two months living beside four girls who liked to blast the ke$hit up ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.
The same song over and over and over and then they wondered why I kept my door closed.
I have the angry msn msgs with my bestie to prove it too. She hates that c-unt as much as I do.
… though… whenever I *do* hear “your love is my drug” I do get all nostalgic. *sigh* oh how I wish it could be last summer right now!
” My wife wanted to know why I didn’t get HAB Flags for the car. I told her that I didn’t want the car torched.”
AAHAHAHA, senor. When I lived in ottawa the sens were in the playoffs and the local dooshy radio station (think ottawa’s version of a ‘bouncy’ radio station, heh) had a contest where the winner got to go smash and torch a car with the canadiens’ logo all over it. roflz.
I like tennis, the Spice Girls, and I also watch Jersey Shore.
Scum of society. Lulz.
Calm down zZz, maybe this will make you feel better 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY
Dark Side of the Moon, topped the Billboard Top LPs & Tapes chart for one week. It subsequently remained in the charts for 741 weeks from 1973 to 1988, longer than any other album in history. With an estimated 45 million copies sold.
lol Donk. You’re lower than low. tsk tsk. (j/k)
i had never heard of this song “friday” thank jebus for playlists, then one of the boyos showed me a dubbed version http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzfQwXEqYaI
♫ how low can you go, can you go down low ♫
*dance dance dance, moonwalk off stage*
Ughhh I remember that song/dance. >.<
It’s the Cha Cha Slide!
Evvvvvv-rryyyy Bod-yyyyyyyy Limmmmm-boooooooooo!! Ay Ay!
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Donk… sure… fine. you like them.. be they talented or completely, useless sacks of shit.
should they be paid 7 figures for what they do?
hmmmmmmm…..
I don’t mind … someone would get that money anyway. They’ll spend it on useless things and it’ll filter down anyway.
Sir I say stop worrying your pretty little head about it.