To the dudes on the bus who feel the need to spread their legs like they have nuts the size of Jupiter: fuck you. I’m sick and tired of having to hang halfway off the seat into the aisle or get smushed against the window cause I don’t wanna rub thighs with a total stranger. And I’m a small person—it’s not like I’m 300 pounds and need all the space I can get. You should be charged 1.5 times the fare if you’re going to take up half of my seat too, asshole. Your balls won’t fall off if you don’t air them out for the whole bus ride. Close your fucking legs. —Falling into the Aisle
This article appears in Sep 20-26, 2012.
Testiclefy!!! That pisses me off too.
Keep em closed…
Could the same not be said to the moms pushing the giant “Cadillac” strollers onto the bus and blocking the aisle?
I’m sorry I interupted your important text messaging by stepping on your fake Uggs. I’m just trying to get by your baby’s mobile command centre of a stroller so I can find a seat.
‘Mobile Command Center Stroller’, that’s awesome! I hate those things. My stroller as a kid could fold up and practically fit into your pocket, unlike some these days.
http://blifetoday.files.wordpress.com/2012…
Versus…
http://www.babble.com/cs/blogs/famecrawler…
Except mine was in red, not pink… Ferrari Red….. It was a damn cool stroller alright!
I’m surprised wognog has to take the bus at all, you know, after her Ivana Trump-sized divorce settlement.
As the saying goes, you don’t pay a hooker to stay the night; you’re paying her to get lost come sunrise. Mr. Dog just opted for the lump sum when it was no longer worth the aggro.
Ivan ??? What are you talking about??? I think you commented under the wrong OP. Get off the dope man and focus. And for the record I drive a vehicle at the present time but I am considering selling it and taking the bus. I live close to all amenities and a car is more of a convenience for me now than a necessity. I actually like to be active it helps me keep my girlish figure. Other than than I think you’ve been hanging around MM too long trying to edumacate yourself. You are speaking in riddles buddy and making zero sense. Paying a hooker? a lump sum? huh? What ARE you talking about?? Focus, Ivan, Focus……
Yes I’ve seen men do this very thing. They stretch their legs out as far as they can and people struggle to get past them. I’ve been to a number of assemblies where this very action was so frustrating. Not sure why they do it, there is probably some little concealed thrill they are getting out of it for themselves. Most likely. You know men, anything for a cheap thrill.
http://apublicdefender.com/wp-content/uplo…
Thanks, OP! I hate squinching up into a corner so some neanderthal can spread ’em.
Wogdog, in my experience it is the young thugs, not men, who do this.
And maybe if you stop saying troll’ish things like “You know men, anything for a cheap thrill”, then people will stop calling you the equivalent of a sex worker.
“it’s not like I’m 300 pounds and need all the space I can get.”
Some of us are… I certainly know I don’t fit very well in those tiny seats.
They make airline seats look like a lazyboy.
You think YOU are “sick and tired of having to hang halfway off the seat into the aisle or get smushed against the window…” ? For me, it’s either that or stand… which is why elect to stand a lot of the time.
You’re taking public transit… and no, you can’t bring cheese on with all that whine.
Oh yeah, and wogdog is the equivalent of a sex worker.
(Thanks for reminding me, canned.)
Cheesh you guys can’t make up your mind about me. First you say I should learn to have sex with the lights on then you say I am the equivalent of a sex worker. What sex worker wouldn’t have sex with the lights on? Get off the dope guys and get it straight, Focus…. neither one of you have a clue obviously.
I don’t think you’re a whore, wogslag. In fact, I’m pretty sure that short of being an elephant’s pessary, you couldn’t perform any sort of useful function, whatsoever.
actually o.p., my nuts are pretty fucking large, and maybe you should stop trying to rub them when you plunk your skanky ass next to me.
Sex… it’s either feast or famine,for you folks.
How much is a peace of ass these days?
BLOW I mean no disrespect but, you should get your enlarged testicle problem checked out.
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/testicula…
avast, i don’t mind looking up the canyon, sometimes. especialy the ones with the bare walls, get it, nyuk,nyuk.
nothing wrong there boru, just that i’m sort of a mutant. or maybe i should have born to another race. either way, good times had by all.try downloading 4 inch sometime. fucking awesome shit, was sent to me by some whacko last year.
You could always ask nicely. Can’t blame a guy for wanting to be comfortable. If you had balls you’d probably understand.
How much is a peace of ass these days?
I put that question out there for either sex to answer.If you are paying for sex from an adult,practice safe sex and are not abusive,I am not judging.
I’m just curious.
Not sure Boru, $200/hr seems the rate….
http://www.thecoast.ca/LovetheWayWeBitch/a…
200/60=3.333X5=$20.00 tip included =) Honestly, I have no idea.
But I do know that if Sir Paul had of paid his “wife” the $3,000.00 per night she charged, for the whole time that they were together instead of marrying her, it would have been far cheaper.
Hugo I wonder if he would gotten a discount, due to her only having 1.5 legs or 1.5 arms.
Didn’t she have “flesh eating desease”?
So in a manner of speaking (or not) she was eaten in more ways than one.Lol
“Don’t make me hop after you…”
Some people are lanky OP. It’s hard for them to sit pretty because their knees jam against the seat in front of them. As well, squeezing the boys can make it uncomfortable especially on a long bus ride. I know that’s why I tend to sit with my knees splayed.
I APOLOGIZE FOR SOUNDING VERY UNCONSIDERATE WITH MY 1.5 LEG crack about Sir Paul’s ex wife. It was not meant to cause anyone ill feelings.While I do dislike the whole PC bullshit ,I do not ever set out to hurt anyone,unless I am provoked.
Pffft, Celebs aren’t real people, Boru, so don’t worry about it.^^ It’s not like they feel pain or have consciences.
For instance, when Lucien Bouchard lost his leg, I really wanted to send him a note, congratulating the limb on achieving “sovereignty association” and wishing them the best of luck in a long and prosperous future as separate, but equal partners.
SOBova talked me out of it.
Genius, Ivan. Pure genius.
Thank you, Good Sir. I also mailed a certain nameless defence minister from the Jean Poutine era an empty cigar tube with suitably vague instructions as to where to deploy it. And only told SOBova after the fact. >; )
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
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shit, t.c., 240 pounds of dynamite, and only a 2 inch fuse. even my nuts aren’t that fucking huge, and what i have is appropiate to the size of the rest of it. just sayin’ ladies. woggie, if you want it, mail me and use the word dindin, in your subject bar. you know you are interested.