Seeing multiple condoms, dirty diapers and fornication residue like tissue, lube and condom wrappers at the Kearney Lake riverside parking lot, prompted me to write this letter. I will just have you classless people, who are the offenders of this repulsive littering know: A SCHOOL BUS STOPS THERE IN THE MORNING! Do we have to be witness to the toxic, non-biodegradable mess strewn by you public safe sex doers? To the ones who had the kids, take your diapers home with you, they’re not to be bifted down next to the river… HOLY MOLY. —D.R.
This article appears in Nov 1-7, 2012.
bifted?
who knew? http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?…
I think they meant biffed, though it seems I’ve always used it quasi-improperly…
I used it like chucked … or to throw really hard.
ex/ I biffed a snowball at woggie’s head.
zzz Why is it you cannot get me out of YOUR head? Some kind of fascination? Sorry zzz but you just don’t do it for me.
yeah i use the word biffed and chucked all the time. “i chucked a snownball at wog’s head and i slipped and fell”^^
yoy think that’s bad, how about used condoms on a school ground, when very young kids are. i refer to a primary to grade 3 school. fucking discusting bastards. not the little ones, but those that leave them. the grand daughter saw one when i took her one day, and asked why the baloon had spit in it.
TO ALL THE “PUBLIC SAFE SEX DOERS”
Is it possible to adopt a less unwieldy name for your group? Does “practitioners” sound too high class for what is obviously an Underclass activity? I mean, Kearney Lake? My God!
I suppose “professional” or “workers” sounds a bit morally questionable. What about the Kearney Lake Cuties? Cooties? Clappies?
Keep working on it.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
come on now zzz, woggie is my honey, right woggie?
Are you sure they were baby diapers? Might be some sexy swinging seniors overdosing on Viagra and doing the boomity-boom by the lake like they did in the ’40s.
Sooo… If the school bus didn’t stop there, it would be ok?
Why is it that degenerates can’t pick up after themselves?
Well on the bright side,they are practacing safe sex.The tax payer won’t be forced to pay for they’re HIV meds.There’s usually a bright side to most things.Sometimes, you just have to look harder to find it.
I wouldn’t exactly say experimenting with some risky outdoor sex makes someone a degenerate, Trood.
It’s the littering that’s what makes them filthy fucks.
Good grief, people, throw your sex-related paraphernalia away when you’re done with it. Would these littering fucks leave used condoms all around their bedroom floors or in their beds? Probably not.
exactly PK, it’s the littering of it.
why are they in a parking lot? because they cannot do it at home, so they aren’t going to keep the wrappers etc in the car for husband/wife/mom/dad to find. when i was a kid, eons ago, we used to find condoms down by the river. the people who do this are neverending.
the diapers puzzle me though….anyone know why diapers would be there? do the people having sex have kids in the car? or do people drive down there just to throw diapers out?
(bloody disposable diapers – the worst invention ever)
Perhaps it is the two sisters and their love-stick …… mmm, maybe they take turns HOLY MOLY
Cloth diapers for the win.
I’m totally using those when I have kiddies.
I’m even going to make diaper covers!
I’m just going to say it. Although I’ve only done it a few times in my life so far, I think outdoor sex is amazing….maybe for that very reason, because it’s so rare and has therefore always felt so spontaneous. Not that I have ever been, or hope to be caught in the act; I have always sought as secluded a place as possible…..but there’s still an element of thrill involved. I mean, what could be a nicer place than, say, at the end of a long, secluded pier sticking out into the Caribbean sea on a warm, rainy night, with someone you are very, very fond of? (first vacation with my now husband)
An “underclass activity”, Montrealman? I would say the aspect of leaving behind used condoms and Kleenex might be underclass but the activity itself? You sound sooooo stuffy!
GDM – People change their kid’s nappies in the parking lot of Sir Edward Cornwallis Mall and toss them out the window like the mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, stretchpant-wearing, 52-riding, HoneyBooBoo-watching pondlife that they are..
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: Lucyfer 11/06, 2:05PM)
“I would say the aspect of leaving behind used condoms and Kleenex might be underclass but the activity itself? You sound soooo stuffy.”
What you’ve got to remember Lucyfer, is that it is not so much the used condoms, the Kleenex, or even the activity itself which is Underclass but rather Kearney Lake itself. Anything that happens in Kearney Lake is, by definition, Underclass. Who are the people who live there, Kearney Lakers? What, if anything, is going on in their minds? Is having a mind and being a Kearney Laker an oxymoron? Where is Kearney Lake, anyway? Is it on the Dartmouth side? In that case, all interest and inquiry ends.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sorry. You’re right PK.
Why can’t hormone-driven unbridled outdoor enthusiasts pick up after themselves?
From used condoms to dirty diapers.. Come on op.. it’s a good lesson for the kiddies. They can see the entire life cycle of random, careless sex.
The ones strewing the tissues (which ARE biodegradable btw..) are probably not the ones strewing the diapers. Just a hunch.