Alright bitchers, stop hoping karma will do you favours because we all know she is busy as fuck since about August. Please stop devoting all your faith into karma. FFS! —Karma is out of office

This article appears in Nov 4-10, 2010.

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  1. My favourite Karma mentioned bitch of all time was the one where the college kid who was upset that his roommates friend kept eating his Junior mints (OP spelt it Juniper mints) ….and a bitcher tried to explain what Karma was….then another bitcher posted…with spelling like that I think karmas the least of his worries….I laughed for a day!

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  3. karma told me a few months back, that assholes are on their own. and not to keep bugging her over senseless little shit, that a good left hook will take care of.

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  4. Student, beings are owners of karmas, heirs of karmas, they have karmas as their progenitor, karmas as their kin, karmas as their homing-place. It is karmas that differentiate beings according to inferiority and superiority. – Majjhima Nikaya

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  5. I think the definition of karma is that your actions will depict what happens in your “next” life.. I don’t believe in that.

    I do believe that what goes around comes around… You get what you put out.. in “this” life 😉 If you’re constantly negative then you’ll receive negativity in return.

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  6. I think it’s clear that, regardless of a dictionary definition, “karma” has taken on a specific meaning within a wider social context, that being that “good deeds eventually are rewarded, bad deeds are eventually punished”. This alone is enough to overpower a dictionary definition. In the end, words are pretty much what society as a general whole decides what they mean, ya know?

    Why care what anyone thinks about karma, anyway? There are worse things I’m sure.

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  7. “In the end, words are pretty much what society as a general whole decides what they mean, ya know?”

    I KNOW! Finally, someone gets it!!

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  13. Extra hour of predator time for the swarmers and night stalkers; extra hour of sleep for the rest of us.

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  14. or for those more inclined…
    an extra hour out at the skeez bar’s grinding on anything with a popped collar.

    I vote for sleep.
    Dancing (if you can call that dancing) is a bizarre concept to me and so I resist.

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