To my douche bag of an ex boyfriend…. grow the fuck up.

I get that we had issues in our relationship, but you lead me to believe that we could work all that shit out while on this break… you were just stringing me along. You were too much of a coward and a liar to fill me in on the fact that you had been sleeping with some chick since the night you moved out. You put our friends in a terrible position, and they had to tell me… thanks so much for that. I almost wish it had been you to tell me, because I would have skinned your balls right then and there.

I hope you realize that you have lost so many good things in your life, and until you smarten up, you will never hold a meaningful relationship. You are a selfish sack of shit, only out for number 1, with no consideration as to how your actions are going to affect anyone else. I didn’t deserve any of this, and neither did our friends.

You KNEW I would be calling after I found out. Our friends gave you the chance to come clean, but you said you wouldn’t. So when I did find out, I tried to call you several times, but you were too much of a pussy to pick up your phone. So you decide to send me a text message because you were too afraid to face the consequences, you knew you had done wrong, but you have no regard for anyone else’s feelings. Fuck you.

You blame everyone else for all this drama, when all along it’s been you, you’re just too much of a child to take responsibility for your actions. Just keep in mind… I have many little tricks up my sleeve for revenge should I feel the need to use them…

Oh…and the other girl? …Yea, she knows about everything now… so she won’t be wanting much to do with your sorry self either. And mark my words… the next chick you date… she’ll find out too. 🙂

Have a nice life shit sack.—A woman scorned…

This article appears in Apr 29 – May 5, 2010.

71 replies on “Karma will be a bigger bitch than I EVER was!”

  2. Ooooouch.

    If above story is indeed accurate (looks like there’s many sources at hand if it need be checked), buddy has got it coming.

    SHITTY, bro, shitty.

    That is; shitty what you did to these well-meaning individuals. You fucktard.

  3. He sounds like a real ahole.
    Continue ruining his life(sic). Post a bitch every time you do.
    (grabs bowl of popcorn)

  4. I see a cookbook in your future, Hon. “Glenn Close’s 100 Ways To Boil A Bunny”.

  5. From his point of view, is it any wonder why he didn’t pick up his phone? Stringing you along and cheating were shitty, but you have to move on. Yelling at him on the phone won’t change anything. And FYI, karma doesnt look too kindly on revenge either…

  6. so OP your plan is to continually destroy future relationships/hookups this guy has. yeah, that sounds right healthy.

    so what if the guys a douche? (with douchey friends for droppin the dime on him) better you know now then with 2.3 kids and a mortgage. move on, stay out of his life. it will benefit you and your own future partners in the long run.

    although, for your next guy’s sake i hope you attend to that little smidgen of an anger issue you have before you become just another “crazy bitch” story.

  7. He’s a cowardly little boy, and you’re crazy angry about it. You told the other chick which was probably saving her the same problem, but now it’s time for you to get on with life and let him figure out how stupid he is. Focus on finding yourself a real man instead of destroying one boy’s attempt at finding boyish love

  8. karma only helps those that help themselves, o.p. it never just happens you know. there is a certain ammount of karmic effort you have to throw in there. like sugar in gas tank,etc., you know what i mean, we all do, right people?

  9. wow… bitter much?
    I totally get this and can sympathize… like you have no idea.
    but really, you need to grow the fuck up too.
    screw ganking him at every turn… because you’re not focusing on you anymore if you do.
    If you hate him so much, why bother keeping him in your life… even if it is this way.
    just cut him out and be done with it. You’ll be happier just being you than you ever will feel when you ‘screw him over’ again and again…

  10. ouch. there’s always more truth buried down there somewhere. buddy does have a few issues, but perhaps o.p. has just as many of her own.

  12. As soon as I see the phrase “Karma’s a bitch” or some variation thereof, I immediately stop reading.
    Can’t you bitchers please find a new cliche to drive into the ground?

  13. fair enough…I get that my part in things was wrong in the beginning…hence my mentioning that WE had our issues…and I get that this was all probably karma coming back to bit me in the ass…but I’ve learned my lesson. You can always hope for the best in someone..and I don’t think that I was wrong in believing that he could be different with the right person. I have no intention of actually ruining any of his other relationships or getting revenge…he will be able to do that all on his own.
    Purely a vent. End of story.

  14. good call.
    it’ll be better that way….

    if you need to vent to someone who’s going through it too…
    zzzcoaster@gmail.com

    I’m not all LS here and hittin’ on ya,
    just nice to talk to people.

  15. Thanks zZz 🙂 I appreciate it. Ya know…like I said..sure we had an “unconventional” start to our relationship, and it never was and never will be something that I’m proud of…but it happened, and I know that it was wrong, and I’m willing to own up to it. However, this bitch was more about the way things ended…not how they started.

  16. yep. endings are never pleasant but there are certain ways to go about things…
    especially from someone you respect(ed) and trust(ed).

    I know how it is… believe me.
    keep this anonymous board for the anonymous…
    these bitches and lurkers love to go back months and dig up shit on others to prove a point. fire me a message… vent… ramble on and on… I have a scribbler I used to just get emotion and circumstance out.. so it wasn’t festering.

    and mylittlesecret kinda spilled a little too much there in my opinion… but whatever. un-on-the-fly-moderation has it’s ups as well as downs.
    if you want it taken off, just report it to our friendly neighborhood MOD 4.0

  17. zZz, you seem like decent folk.
    Reminds of the saying, “The best revenge is to have a good life”

    This guy has what’s coming to him. It’ll come.

    Grab popcorn.

  18. Agreed NoBro. zZz seems like good people 🙂
    it’s amazing the relief that came when I found out…no more pining after him, no more wanting things to work out, just no more… it sucks that it took something like that to see the situation for what it was, but I feel so much better now. No plans to destroy his life etc, just gonna work on me, and forget him. I appreciate the kind words and encouragement to move on.

  19. I dunno… j-sizzle isn’t quite convinced.
    ya know what though…. fuck him.
    I can’t please everybody…

  20. lol…oh, I know…this may backfire big time. But what’s done is done…I needed to vent. Next time I may reconsider hitting send. lol. Time to start a journal !
    This is my ounce of revenge…and now it’s done.

  22. I am now going to email zzz every time I have a personal problem!

    And yeah, don’t email future gfs about this shit, that puts you in the “batshit crazy” category. Forget the jerk. A few of those shots should help.

  24. NL, that’s why I created it…
    but no, i don’t know where your lost sock is.
    behind the couch maybe?

    I figured there’d be the odd spammers but whatever.
    can’t arrange things with people any other way.
    gmail accounts are less than a dime a dozen anyways.

  25. Move on, OP. Just move on and be thankful you didn’t get involved with him any further.

    And don’t bother wasting your breath telling all his new flings/gfs/fuckbuddies/whatevers your story — they won’t believe you and’ll just think you’re a jealous, bitter ex and you’ll just end up looking like the asshole.

    Be angry, eat a lot of crappy food, put some flaming dog shit on his front porch or whatever and then work on getting over it.

  26. Like my dear ol’ mam used to say: ‘A stiff bird has no conscience.’ And I thought she was talking about penguins.

  28. My karma steamrollered over my dogma, backed up and did it again. Anyone wanna buy a used karma?

    There is justice, my friends, you just have to live long enough to watch it happen. Some people call it karma, I call it ‘paid in full’, all thanks to the Cosmic Muffin, Imperial Overseer of All Galactic Inventory.

  29. is this karma a large scary person? sorry to interrupt but i really love mr. nobro’s donkeys plus there was a pygmy goat on gottingen today

  31. yes, very cute donkeys…. they make eeyore look like Courtney Love on a bender

  32. Hahaha.
    zZz, that certainly made mostly no sense.

    girl of pain – As I was typing this out I hopped over to MSNBC.
    While I found these goats a weekly funny/porn site, MSNBC actually just posted a photo slide of 20 animal love shots from the week.
    Can we post URL’s? Not sure if it’s your thing or if you’re partial to donkeys, but check it out if your looking to add to this sunny day…

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36919963/ns/he…

    I checked it out.
    But I’m ‘a wait 20 minutes or so and then look at this porn site also – er, instead.
    Enjoy.

  34. thanks nobro…sweeet. yes you can post stuff here. zZz is very partial to people of walmart, so that made for a nice change

  37. Glad I don’t buy toy weapons…eew…between her tongue germs and her crotch germs, a rubber bullet in the eye would be preferable.
    Didn’t follow the link to the donkeys…too afraid–regret wouldn’t help to remove an image I’ll caring with me for the rest of my life = p

  38. “‘ey hunz, h’as ‘baut we’s head d’awn to The Wal-Marts and in-joy tha afte’noon na?”

    They thought Chinese lead was bad.
    Crazy.

    Kim it’s a news site – MSNBC – totally safe.
    Said porn site hasn’t updated yet 🙁 I miss my funnies.

  40. Awww = )…didn’t hit the donkeys, but enjoyed the squirrels with their heads stuck in coconuts.

  41. now I know why there’s hand sanitizer everywhere you look..
    I’m willing to bet she didn’t even buy that cap gun.

  42. You say he lost something good? Well the immature way you are acting leads me to believe he is better off

  43. This is what i’m talking about, this is what ended our relationship, you talking to everyone else before talking to me. And as far as the other girl, your so called best friend is the one who hooked us up. So i hope you are happy with all the friends you have lost and will lose.
    Thanks, have a great life!

    Your douche bag ex boyfriend

    PS – Today is the first i’ve heard of this article being on here, and once again, everybody knew before me.

  44. honestly…I’m not super hurt about losing the people who would rather be close to you…it just goes to show what kind of people they are when they stand up for a fucking piece of trash like you, I find it amazing that You were the one who lied to people, who used people, who whored himself out, but I’m the one who gets punished for their actions over making an little bitch, pretty mild if you compare the two…there is something serious fucked up with you people.
    And no, this isn’t what ended our relationship…it was the fact that you are a selfish prick with friends who don’t know when to stop meddling.

  45. Maybe you two should meet face to face and have a talk. Whoever can give a sincere apology first wins the fight.

  46. by the way Mod 4.0 … I’m not sure what the specifics are of shutting down a thread for commenting but at this point, I don’t think we’ve broken any rules… so if we do, please let us know beforehand.

    This is getting all Jerry Springer but you’re Steve so…..

  47. Do you know Sid CH Chick cause if you do can you make fun of him for me ummm … i mean say hello 🙂

  48. Oh so emotional. The whole “But u guys were broke up not on a break.” I’m having trouble deciding who I should bitch at here.
    Anyway zZz, notice J… disappeared when Mod 3.0 left?

  49. 3.0 was a cucking funt most of the time…. but likely because she was only a temp so….
    4.0 is WAYYYY better. like night and b e a u tiful day. 🙂

    you vote for who you like… it is Anonymous…. hence the beauty of it all.

  51. I shouldn’t have gone to sleep last night. I missed out on all the excitement. So my advice for these three people is…meet face to face, you three and all the people who are involved in this case. Whoever admits that he/she’d done some wrong (no need to take full responsibility) AND apologizes first WINS. Seriously, if you can’t do that, you aren’t fully grown up, because growing up is about taking REAL responsibility for your actions and the consequences of your actions. It just isn’t physically possible to be 100% right 100% of the time.

    But then, arguing on the Coast anonymously, endlessly, and constantly blaming each other can be extremely productive, fun, and satisfying.

  52. may have gotten a little carried away there.
    must have been the combination of expresso and ‘deadliest catch’ that had me wired.

  53. Just now I’ve learnt that you can report comments only if they are: 1) off-topic, 2) threatening, or 3) a SPAM. No 4) other: specify option.

    So, calling people names, being some kind of an -ist, and needlessly offensive are not grounds for reporting comments?

  54. Why do people write present-tense verb phrases with ‘en’ and not properly with ‘ing’? It’s so …. dumb.

  55. NGF, it’s ‘enraging’ isn’t it? I know what you mean.

    newtohalifax, I suppose just senseless name-calling can be considered ‘off-topic’.
    but it makes the coast fun…
    so … I’m certainly not going to report the cat-fucking donkey comment…
    I know I’ve likely said worse that’s stayed up.
    she can be as pissed as she wants. Me, I’m having a lovely day. 🙂

  57. Halifax girl, I believe you are right.

    In rereading the bitch ( or is it rereading the bitches post ?!?) I realised he’s gone from having a girlfriend, to having his own stalker .

  58. I feel someone should be defending the poor “Douche Bag”. He did not cheat on her, though i understand her hurt feelings that he moved on so quickly. I also question the motives of your friends who told you, as it would have been better left alone. The info. was just going to hurt you, which i’m sure they knew.. so why not leave it alone until you are over the guy. I think it’s a shitty move on the friends part.. wanting to cause drama when none was needed. You need to get drunk with a (real) friend, talk trash about the guy a bit and then get over his ass. Don’t become the “crazy ex who won’t leave me alone”

  59. naw… no defending here….
    He’s basically just cried LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS coming into this cave.
    we really all should just be swarming this shit outta him.

  62. lol @ Leeroy Jenkins reference (Yes I get it, and no I don’t play it anymore)

    I just noticed that if I sort this thread from Oldest to Newest post, I can see your Leeroy comment, but if I sort it from Newest…I only get 65 posts, which doesn’t include the comment. Strange.

  63. Ok then… My cave didn’t have power to play video games with…

    I’m just saying, Buddy didn’t do anything wrong. They broke up, he slept with someone. She is hurt. This shit happens everyday!

  65. Fuck Z, get-it-together, bud!
    “though your case isn’t quite ‘gleaming’ at this point” Not if they were broken up and not on a break.
    But I’ll agree “never should of thought that you could trust me in the first place.” Is fucked, really how does one build trust, usually by confiding in them? With friends like that who needs enemies.
    What a bitch.

  66. i couldn’t care less about this thread, but i do have one question… who’s steve?

  67. Keep up the bickering kiddies! This soap opera is making the work day go a lil quicker 😀

  69. Mod 4.0, can we lock this one down?
    hack and slash it up completely?
    Its old and going a little too far… I even find myself surprised.

  70. Please no resurections of older threads! It’s a pain in the ass to read the 100s of comments trying to catch up…

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