This is going out to the ignorant asshole, who stole my purse at a bar, took my iphone and money and then decided to stuff my purse in the tampon dispenser in the women’s bathroom. Not only did you steal something that was not yours it was mean and I don’t know what you believe but I believe in karma and it’s a bitch! —iphone griever

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  1. not sure what was going on yesterday, but i couldn’t access this site at all. and as for karma, you have to make your own. i’m getting more fed up, every fucking time i hear someone whine, that karma will get back at those who fuck you up. no, karma won’t. be a fucking pillar, and do shit yourself. TAKE SOME FUCKING RESPONSILITY FOR YOUR OWN ACTIONS, FOR A CHANGE.

  2. I’m with Lifey on this one. You left your shit where it could be taken so you have no one to blame but yourself, dumb ass.

  3. Yeah LS, the site wasn’t working for me either. But who the heck just leaves their purse somewhere at a bar? Oh that’s right, a lot of people. Anytime I go out, I always see purses left on tables and chairs – I guess to “hold” their seats? But yeah, I believe iphones have GPS and there is a program iphone users can get to find their lost/stolen phones, but they have to pay for it I think. And pay for it before they lose their phone. These things are free with other phones ;D. Your service provider might be able to help you out though.

  4. I’m pretty sure the app has to be installed and switched on before you lose your phone.

    This whole problem would be fixed if only fanny packs would come into style… or better yet, utility belts.

    I just wear jeans with deep pockets, or um, DON’T LET MY PURSE OUT OF MY SIGHT FOR A SECOND!

  5. Man, science totally needs to get to work on making a Batman-style utility belt (i.e. every compartment is a bag of holding/portable hole).

  6. You can buy Louis Vuittoon knockoffs in Singapore – real cheap. But the Bat Spray has a high lead content.

  7. As much as the thief is a douchebag, did they grab it out of your hands and run away? Pull a knife on you? Why you would not have your purse on your person in a Halifax bar is beyond me.

  8. how did the thief have time to steal your purse, have a good rummage and put it in a tampon dispenser without you knowing about it? It doesn’t make him ignorant because he certainly had the relevant information or knowledge to get your purse away for a good chunk of time.

  9. My mom had her purse stolen back when she was younger at a bar and she certainly learned her lesson. She holds onto that shit tighter than NGF holds his sausage fingers around a donair these days.

  10. OP, you put the purse down and obviously left it for someone to find. Finder’s keepers. You should keep better track of your possessions. The iPhone is likely hacked now and sold on eBay.

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