Dear newest national museum located in downtown Halifax: When I call to ask if there’s a bike rack where I can lock up my bicycle, the answer isn’t to tell me to call the Port Authority. It’s to look out your window and see if there’s a bike rack. —Pretentious Halifax Cyclist

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  1. easiest thing in the world to do o.p., is to know beforehand, if there is or isn’t. and why bother locking your bike anyway, don’t you read this board, about how many bikes are being ripped off in this city. just take your your bike, throw on ground, flatten a tire, and bet it will be there, when you get back. make sure you carry a pump in your backpack though. smartest trick in the book. thieves are too fucking lazy to put air in tires and they can’t take the chance of walking the bike away. think on it.

  2. You do realize it would have taken less energy to call the Port authority or whomever to find the question to your answer then it would have been to write this bitch.

    Just Sayin.

  3. Seriously though – anybody working the front desk should probably know what services they can offer to the general public… including price of parking or whether there’s a place to lock up your bike. For your info, OP, I’m pretty sure there is.

  4. Who’s to say he didn’t call? And then post a bitch ’cause he was grouchin’ about the ignorance of staff. Isn’t that what this bitch board is for? Hellllooooooo….

  5. Even if there wasn’t a bike rack I guarantee there’s other bike racks within walking distance…

  6. All of Wednesday’s bitches were lame. Just sayin’. Let’s get some good Thursday stuff up.

  7. Umm…you really need a bike rack to lock up your bike?? Won’t any pole or post do? Or you want a designated pole? Jeeeez.

  8. I did call the Port Authority, and I laughed hysterically with the lass there that answered the phone over the absurdity of it all 🙂 I submitted this as a bitch because it was so awesomely stupid- I really had to wonder if the general inquiries line went to a call centre in India or something. Should any of you like to know, there is a bike rack at Pier 21, and many thanks for all the brilliant ridiculous comments you guys!

  9. going away for a couple of days people. try not to kill each other, or blow up the bitch board while i’m gone, okay.i will be back, in all my gory glory, late saturday evening. gonna start on my new tree stand and scope out a couple horny animals while i’m in stewiacke. might even look for some kitty. q., old buddy, mind the store while i’m out, ivan, keep those rooks ion check here.pg, still love ya baby. and all the rest, see ya in a bit. have a blast.

  10. yes doc ALERT ALERT: maude tim et al…they are trying to schill shite all over the place

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