It’s a Saturday night, you turn the movie on, make some popcorn, grab a couple pops, and get ready to enjoy the evening…
MEANWHILE people in Africa people are dying every minute, South Korea is threatening to launch nuclear missiles, Oil is filling our waters, child labor is still going strong, and we are being taught not to care about anything important by the media.
But hey, no worries right? —Only smart guy in the world
This article appears in Jun 17-23, 2010.
You mean North Korea.
Ha! Good job, smart guy 🙂
LOL, “only smart guy in the world” seems to have missed the fact that North Korea is preparing warheads and that South Korea tends to be an ally of the western nations.
Fail.
so was the movie any good?
Wow OP, you’ve got it all figured out don’t you.
Saving the world one Coast Bitch at a time …
Why should I care? I still have the remote.
Speaking of nuking and popcorn…
why can’t I pop all the corn without incinerating the center of the bag?
Pop it on the stove. The shit they put in microwave popcorn bags’ll kill ya’.
And hey, OP, even the most dedicated activist needs a little down time. Borrow a documentary from the library, drink some fair trade cocoa, and put your leisure time to good use!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA … what a self righteous moron! This totally made my day … “South Korea” really? They have nukes too? Fuck, any child could watch CNN and tell you it was North Korea with the nukes. Cheers though, I needed a laugh today!
We have become amazingly de-sensitized to shit thanks to the interenet, I will agree with that.
It’s good to care OP but there is no way to be able to save every issue in this world and not being miserable is a pretty important aspect of life. Unless you are working to solve each of the above issues personally, then shut the fuck up, seriously.
The first step to overcoming ignorance is realizing that you yourself are ignorant and you certianly don’t sound like you have that step down.
As much as I care about all the terrible things going on in the world, I don’t think we need to take personal responsibility for every single one of them. Jesus, I’d be quite the worrier if that were the case. Lighten up. Focus on what you personally can do, not all of it at once. Lots of people prefer to help out in their own backyard, whether it’s feeding the hungry or donating to hospitals or whatnot. Seriously though, if you’re going to make it your personal crusade to get rid of nuclear missiles in South Korea, I think you should do your homework. 😉
All together now “Life’s a bowl of shit when you look at it, so just look on the bright side of life teedumm tee doo”
So what exactly does the OP do on a Saturday night? I bet he waited around all night to see if his bitch was gonna be posted.
i really have to ask o.p., who really fucking cares, anyway?
Must have been a Michael Moore “documentary”. I guess the OB is bucking for leader of the world and solve al its problems.
Geez Op I’m surprised you had time to write this bitch with all the work you have been doing.
Who has time to write when you are administering medicine and providing clean drinking water to Africans, maintaining a shoreline patrol in the gulf to clean up oil and assist the wildlife affected, planning a boycot and rally against child labour and single handedly disassembling nuclear missels in…wait…did you say SOUTH Korea???
Oh wait…you don’t actually DO anything to help the situation, you just write a bitch about it.
While you were writing this bitch 12 African children and 7 pelicans died and a child labourer sewed her fingers together while producing walmart clothing…and you did nothing…you monster!
and now…back to the show!
Devil_girl, That was fucking awesome *bows*
Thanks very much fallenangel,
generally I prefer the dramatic slow hand clap started by a single man that prgressively gets faster and louder as more people join in, teary eyed, culminating in a deafening applause and standing ovation…but that’s probably because I watch too many movies instead of saving the world.
The bow is cherished though 🙂
I suppose I’ll curtsy since angel is intent on switching gender roles when it comes to appreciation….
or I can start the golf-clap….
And now for something a bit more obscure a la song
“Life is shit, life is shit, the world is shit, the world is shit, and this is life as I know it, this is life as I know it” Any guesses to the band?
North Korea is best Korea
Now there would be the soccer or football game I’d actually watch – North Korea v South Korea.
Ohh whatever, the world’s been “fucked up” for centuries now. There’s always going to be fucked up shit happening. At least we don’t have any World Wars or diseases wiping out half the population to worry about anymore.
And Africa again, Christ! It’s been fucked up for years, but believe it or not is slowly getting better. Why don’t you go over there, just check out downtown Mogadishu or somewhere like that, and start saving the world before your (likely) pasty white ass is kidnapped by those poor misunderstood warlords.