Walking around one of our beautiful malls yesterday I saw not one but two fast food workers at different restaurants standing at their counters looking bored and… PICKING THEIR TEETH. Seriously. Full fingers in the mouth. Just fucking disgusting. Think of this next time you order from a fast food joint. —Never Know Whose Fingers Have Been Where
This article appears in Oct 6-12, 2011.
Not just fast food places…
Isn’t “beautiful mall” an oxymoron?
haha, only fast food cooks do that? Not the harvester of your food? Not the grocery store cook? Not the cook at Fid?
This bitch is totally invalid!
If the cook trusts his hands enough to put them in his mouth, then at least I know he hasn’t been scratching his ass!
not if you’ve been to white plains, Snube…
I bought some gucci cuff links from a mall that could easily be a palace.
marble floors… greek statues… waterfalls… and all high end stores.
a shame I didn’t check out the food court.
I can’t even guess what would have been in there.
McDaniels?
http://www.danielnyc.com/
better than picking their nose, or ass crack i guess, right?
That wouldn’t bother a fat person….they’d probably eat the whole employee too while they waited for their order. It just goes to show the amount of intelligence of someone working in food services. Would you like fries with that? lol
I can’t believe how much you crap on people for putting gross things in their mouth, Seb, when your breath wafts of assholes, balls, and s-punk.
As they say, que sera, sera. Keep chugging that cum, Princess.
Excellent point there Great Value.. but maybe giving a little to much credit haha
The important question is did they wash their hands before handling food. Do you complain when they handle money which is probably dirtier.
the worst thing? This is still one of the less disgusting things to come out of a fast food joint..
This guy I went to university with used to work at a fast food place making food and on his breaks he said he’d go whack off in the bathroom and not wash his hands when going back to work.
Just to be a sick fucker.
So… you never DO know.
Did he work at City Wok? Seb says the Cream of Sum Yun Gai is to die for.
http://images.wikia.com/southpark/images/6…
McDong-alds
Now we all know what that “special sauce” is on the Big Mac *shudder*
double choda cheese spunk burger (hold the mayo) with a side of spicy jizz sticks
I feel the need to point out that Wayne’s World did that joke first, Ivan. 😛
If you’re gonna plagiarize, plagiarize quality, B-Man. >; )
Dan Savage says there are semen cookbooks out there.
Yum yum!
:|
*retch*
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/…
Yeah. My feelings exactly, guys.
Very little makes me wanna vomit, but snot, saliva and jizz DEFINITELY makes me wanna toss mah cookies!
I have less of an aversion to poop than I do to those three things.
i’m with you kitty.. I don’t mind a bit of turd or piss. Just don’t fucking spit anywhere near me. Or take off your bandaid in my presence.
In this instance I am sooooo glad I have so many food allergies that necessitate preparing my own food. How many people are there in the food industry like pk’s former roomie who get off on exposing people to their scum? Bro Tim also makes a good point about food prep people also handling money…ewww. People carry money in strange places like g-strings and shoes. How many food preppers who smoke wash their hands after their break after having their fingers on or near their filthy gobs? Never mind pissing off your server so they ‘accidently’ sneeze. It’s enough to make germaphobes curl up in a ball never mind regular folk like moi.
*sneeze on your plate before it’s placed in front of you*
I’m with you Kitty, I_K, except for the band-aid part. Gore doesn’t really bother me. You could put my face in front of the bloodiest, goriest mess and it wouldn’t affect me. Now, let me see somebody’s arm or leg bend the wrong way ….*shudder*…Jee-sus! I get all queasy and squirrelly.
I can’t watch football for this very reason. (Well, not the only reason. It’s fucking boring to me), but just the potential to see someone blow their knee or ankle is enough for me to turn the channel. And what the hell is it with these sports stations that feel it’s necessary to show said appendage-breaking sports play over and over and OVER again…AND in slow motion. “OOhhh! That’s GOTTA hurt, Tom. That’s just horrific. Let’s see if we can catch it from the quarterback’s helmet cam. ‘CRRRUNCH!’ Oooo! If you watch close enough, you can pinpoint the exact moment his femur splinters into 6 pieces and pierces his hamstring. You can almost hear his blood curdling scream.”
“That’s right, Bob. You could say he’s got a LEG UP..on the competition.”
*in unison* “AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…*breath*..Ahhhh”
“Now let’s see it again, this time from our eye in the sky..the Goodyear blimp cam!”
Meanwhile, I’m over in the corner about to chunder all over the floor. Gross.
OH. EM. GEE. ^^^
i’m not spleeny at all, i just wanted to post will spewing^^
Anyone else remember the news article a couple of years ago regarding high currency paper bills, (like $50’s and $100’s), and the increasing prevelence of finding trace amounts of cocaine and heroine? I remember reading about it. They were saying that dealers and users typically do their transactions with these denominations of currency because, hey! ‘shit’s expensive. And of course, when they go to snort it, they use the most readily available means, i.e. rolled up bill. They had examined high denominations of bills at various banks across Canada and found that there were alarming levels of coke and heroine trapped in the folds and ridges of the bills. Almost to a level that could get you arrested if your wallet was examined. And this is money that is transferred back and forth in everyday transactions. Luckily, I very rarely (never) have anything usually higher than a $20 on me so, I’m safe. lol
…and you don’t do blow^^i remember reading about that
Umm….yyyeahhh..yeah, that’s right, I don’t do blow…right on. Thanks painy. I..*cough cough* forgot to mention that…..lol (j/k)