We’ve been spending almost every spare minute together. We have walks, talks, dinners, discussions on everything under the sun. Every few days, we come damn close to hooking up but then you panic and go cold on me.
Here’s what I think. I think you don’t feel that you deserve happiness. I think you like the way that I treat you, but every time you start to like it too much, you get scared.
The other day, I told you that it’s time for us to stop spinning our wheels, and you told me that you just want to be friends? Just friends? The night before, you were snuggled up to me and rubbing my crotch through my jeans.
Just friends? Fuck off. I already have lots of friends. It’s time for you to put out or get out. Life is too short to play this game of yours forever. —Blue Balls

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  1. So… what’s the issue … do you care about her inability to let herself fall for someone or do you just want to get laid … Methinks you are confuzzled … and she is too. Two confuzzled sheep … meant for each other.

  2. maybe you missed it….

    “I just wanna be fuck friends…”
    but he doesn’t want to directly bring it up because you’re gonna freak
    and then he’ll have to rub something else…. all by his lonesome.

  3. Why does he say “I think you don’t feel that you deserve happiness.” … confuckingfusing.

    Um, fuck other girls. Holy hell. It’s not that hard.

  4. wow, ok, I totally had the genders mixed… my fault for not reading the tag I guess.
    They’re usually so useless anyways….

    I still maintain I was onto something though.

  5. “I think you don’t feel that you deserve happiness.”

    Are you.. are you serious? That’s what you came up with to protect yourself from the reality that she isn’t interested?

    tell me this OP.. was she drunk when she was all over your crotch? Yeah.. thought so.

  6. Dude, I was with you right up to the point where you said it’s time to put out or get out. Now you just sound like a cheap, sleazy POS, who’s intentions are anything but good or noble. Now you just sound like some lame adolescent punk, all frustrated because she “hasn’t put out” yet and keeps cock blocking you after you spent all this time with her. If you had said that it’s your heart that’s suffering instead of your dick, then maybe you wouldn’t have sounded like such a slimey fuck. But, alas, that’s just how you’re sounding.

  7. She rubbed your crotch through your jeans, and suddenly you’re relegated to the “Friend Zone”.

    Do I have to spell it out for you?

  8. I’m with Avast – you lost me with your put up or get out – you are one class A tool. Now go lay your blue balls on some hot coals, you fucking peckerhead.

  9. “Fuck off. I already have lots of friends”

    Most of my friends hang out together in 1 big group and we have a good time together. OP, if she wants all of your time exclusively to herself, then kick the bitch to the curb.

  10. Then fix your blue balls problem on your own then rather than depending on her to do it.
    Maybe she enjoys giving you blue balls since its obvious you expect her to put out.
    So you spent money and time with her and now she has to repay with giving you sex?
    Haha you deserve blue balls. lol.

  11. friends do not fuck frinds, it’s an age old unwritten law. when you do, you no longer stay friends, just a sex partner. but if you think i’m wrong, then come and see me, and i’ll show you many examples in real life.
    i had people, who were chummy for years, get drunk, and well, fucked. the next day, they started to drift apart. and in 5 years or so, have had no contact at all.
    i asked both the same question, waht the fuck made you go your seperate ways, after being really close friends? the answer same to both, they couldn’t continue, because of the guilt of doing it. fuck off will you. it was a piece of tail, and both were willing. no others involved, just the 2 of them.i have seen this dozens of times, and same things are said.

  12. eeeew, you were put in the friend zone. either you weren’t agressive enough or you didn’t listen when she said she just wanted to be friends in the beginning. I bet she had a bit to drink when she rubbed your crotch that night, You are a nice guy…be more of a man next time you go on a date stop waiting for women to make the first move.

  13. She likes the attention, dude.

    Simple as that.

    She’s not interested in being with you, but she likes how you treat her.

    You’re probably the type of guy she’ll admit to being friends with, but could never admit to fucking, let alone dating.

    Just be straight with her and tell her what’s up and let the chips fall where they may. I wouldn’t worry either if she breaks off the ‘friendship.’ She’s a cock tease who’s using you as her fucking cuddle bitch.

    Both being a cuddle bitch and having a cuddle bitch is really kinda sad. You’re better than that, OB.

    Oh and BTW: women DO like being chased. We like it when you make the first move. It shows assertiveness and confidence. There’s nothing worse than a guy who won’t make a fucking move because he doesn’t have the balls to do it.

    Girls don’t want doormats. We want boys to pursue us and we want boys with spines and gumption.

  14. OP, next time she comes over, get naked, and then ask her to come to your bed. Either you get laid or she’ll get creeped out and leave. Either way, it’s probably meant to be.

  15. I think OP and this girl are both douches. Mixed signals, hot and cold.. regardless is a shitty thing to do to somebody. I’d say move on dude, don’t try to figure it out cuz it makes no sense anyways. The whole “I want to be friends with a guy, knowing full well he wants to fuck me/date me” thing.. I think it’s like PK says. You’re that self esteem booster, you’re the guy who gives her attention. I’ve seen these situations get real ugly. You don’t want to be her friend so be honest with her, or you can’t expect her to be straight with you.

    I think she senses that it’s all about the sex for you.. or that you’re chomping at the bit. slow your role. If you’re serious about her then take it slow, and if you’re not then you shouldn’t give a shit anyways and on to the next already. I think you’re wasting your time with her. She’s already friend zoned you.

  16. I’m not convinced that OP has been friend zoned. That ussually comes in both actions and words. This chic sounds conflicted.

  17. You’ve been friend-zoned, dude, and it’s irreversible. Stop wasting your time chasing her and torturing yourself trying to understand what’s going on between the two of you, and start spending time with other people. She’s messing with your head and it’s making you bitter. She’ll never be your girlfriend, and she’ll never sleep with you.

  18. Lol, you had her in your bed rubbing your dick through your pants and you didn’t get laid? What kind of moron do you have to be not to read a signal like that? You fucked up chum, if there was ever a signal for assertiveness on your part, that was it. You realize now you fucked up, and are going to blame her, way to go dumbass.

  19. Steve, what kind of left wing fuckery are you trying to project onto OB’s story? OB makes no mention of a jeans in bed.

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