You stupid mother fuckers I know and we all know you changed the size of a cartoon of fuckin juice. Fuck you! You already fuck my in the ass on milk my, now this shit! Fuck you all again. We can read and know that 1.75L was used to be 2L. Put that shit on sale all you want I ain’t buying it again, any of it. —Fuck you
This article appears in Nov 14-20, 2013.
Good thing it doesn’t apply to beer.
What cartoon was it?
me fail english? unpossible
I think this person is on Juice …. my eyes hurt trying to read this nonsense
SODOMY IN THE STORE
“You already fuck my (sic) in the ass on milk my (sic), now this shit!” Fuck you
Was there overflow when you were fucked in the ass on milk or did it help as a lubricant? Well, you must expect some shit following vigorous acts of sodomy. It’s difficult to avoid.
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
ANTI-PULPISM – The oldest hatred. Those who misquote George Santayana are condemned to paraphrase him.
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I treasure my ballplay,
Bamiyan!
Jeez JUICE PACK, calm down, at least until you type.
Hello fu,
It’s called inflation, and nobody seems to like it. You may be able to make good on your vow to stop buying juice, but it is very unlikely that you will be able to stop buying all the items that keep inflating in price.
Much of life is beyond our control. Succumbing to anger/frustration is not the answer because this creates stress which has negative physical and psychological impacts on us.
I suggest simple breathing meditation, as the buddha taught it, to help cope with life’s reality. You can find it online, if you search for it.
Product size stays the same – price goes up. Product size shrinks a bit, price may stay the same – at least for a while before increasing, but eventually will rise. Many products pull this shrinking act. Paper products are a good example – a ‘double roll’ of TP is slowly working its way to the size of a regular roll from a few years back. Anyway, best not to go over the top and stress out and ruin your health. Our options are usually to either stop buying the product, if we really do not need it at all, or at least buy as little of it as we really need, and get it on sale when you can. With some things that may not be possible but mostly we can get by with less. Many foods and drinks (esp. juices and even milk) can be ‘stretched’ a fair bit without sacrificing all taste etc. Also, it is interesting to see how when a given item does ‘shrink’ most of the ‘brands’ of the same type of item often all seem to shrink by about the same amount to the same new size very quickly. In fact often at the same time – so much for a truly open competitive marketplace.
Klyde, they did do it to beer. Remember when a pint was 20 ounces.
If this is what sends you on a swear-laced tirade, you’re doomed.
Could this be simply a case of a 2 American Quart manufactued container , labeled in metric for the Canadian market ?
MM! Ass-fucking doesn’t need to end up shitty! Douche!
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; Mister Meaty (11/18, 1:13PM)
Well Meaty, since I have never engaged in the practice myself, I have to admit that I was flying by automatic pilot on that one. Clearly, you appear to possess first-hand knowledge in these matters. Perhaps you might want to share that knowledge with us.
More importantly, chaps, I have an exciting new avatar. To check it out what you do is this: (1) Click on the picture, then (2) Click on the text and, when finished reading, (3) Click on “More.” Unfortunately the picture on the right side is not very good for reasons I explain in the text. In good pedagogical fashion, however, I would be happy to answer any questions you might have.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Jesus… if this is all it takes you to get worked up, I’m steering clear
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Juice cartoon? Juice cartoon? Here’s yer freakin’ juice cartoon. Now bugger off!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsjmeStgiDk
Motherfucking carton size changing bastards. They should all be fucking shot.
I digress BT….forgot about them doing that to beer…I stand and sit corrected.
Sorry MM, I thought it was clear in the first posting. Ass-fucking doesn’t need to end up shitty! Douche!
Clearer?
Sanchez mustaches all ’round, sez the Holy Grail of Screech.
MM: I looked at your avatar and for some reason my curiosity became aroused. Carrit & Alport were dry good merchants at the time. Of note, in September 1813 this company is noted in a petition requesting the right to export goods captured from US vessels during the War of 1812 to the US.
Herculanean Pottery of Toxtex, Liverpool, England has Carrit and Alport listed as agents.
I hope I have been of assistance 🙂
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: Mister Meaty (11/19, 1:31PM)
Listen douche, the request was to share your obvious knowledge of anal intercourse with us and not simply to repeat yourself “verbatim”. (That’s Latin for “word for word.”) You do see the difficulty, don’t you douche? A thought! Does the word “douche” (That’s French for “shower”) have anything to do with it? Share your knowledge with us, douche. Don’t be a douche.
: Nukka (2:31PM)
Well Nukka, I would hazard a guess that the reason your curiosity became aroused lay in the fact that you found the topic interesting. It does seem obvious or else you would not have gone to the trouble of researching the answer to my question given in the text of my avatar – i.e., the provenance of Carritt (spelling, Nukka, spelling) & Alport. While otherwise insignificant, your mis-spelling of “Carritt” raises suspicions about the legitimacy of your claim both in respect to Carritt & Alport were dry goods merchants operating in Halifax and, additionally, that in September, 1813, the company is noted in a petition requesting the right to export American goods captured from US vessels during the war with the US.
Since Nova Scotia, then being part of British North America and so was automatically at war with the US itself, it does seem odd that Carritt & Alport would request the right to export their captured American goods back to the US. It does sound counter-intuitive, don’t you agree? Consequently, in good historical fashion, I must ask you to both cite precisely and provide accessible references for the sources of your information on this point. I trust you will understand my request and move quickly to provide satisfaction.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Sorry MM, thought I was dealing with someone who reads English…
…to avoid getting shitty, douche.
MM:
“(spelling, Nukka, spelling)”, oh how that made me laugh. Ever get the feeling I sat in the back of a classroom that you stood in the front of? You know, that spine tingling feeling?
I cannot apologize enough for the spelling error. Rest assured I’m not a copy and paste job though. I actually didn’t really research it, more so used my word counting skills as the Good Dog calls it. I believe the term is eidetic memory though. When I clicked on your avatar as you had instructed, I was flooded with book words I had read a long time ago. I’m not at home next to my vast library (Anne Rice and shit) but I believe this publication may help you;
The Herculaneum Pottery: Liverpool’s Forgotten Glory
I have numerous books (things with words) on historic Halifax so hopefully tonight I will be able to list several more sources and may find more information for you. Thats only if my short attention span doesn’t wear thin.
PS- How is your collection of Britains coming along? Any new additions to the shelf?
MM:
I think you have forgotten how this works. I replied to you at 4pm yesterday. You were then supposed to RSVP me. Failure to do this can only be explained as being inexcusably rude. We’re playing by Emily Post rules, remember?
I had also asked you a direct question regarding your collection of Britains that I am envious of. You blatently ignored this and chose to respond to other poster’s opposed to me. Please sort this out accordingly.
I have the information you requested, however I will not be so forth coming in sharing the information this time.
I’ll be reading some Anne Rice while awaiting your extremely late reply.
Get your shit together, MM.
Nukka
He’s off playing with labia…
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: Mister Meaty (11/19, 3:57PM)
Well yes Meaty, I do indeed read English but one must remember that the word “douche” on this site does not have its French denotation, i.e., “shower.” So then, share your knowledge of shitless anal intercourse with us, you douche, or just go away.
: Nukka (11/19, 4:00PM)
Nukka, your first paragraph is incoherent. I never get any feeling about where you sat in a classsroom that I stood in front of, to say nothing about any “spine tingling feeling.” As I suspected your purported claim to having done “research” on Carritt & Alport was vacuous, a suspicion confirmed by your use of the phrase “book words” which clearly indicates a sub-literate mind if, indeed, one can say “mind” at all when referring to you. Don’t bother listing any more “sources,” you buffoon.
(11/20, 12:00PM)
There is no reference to your having replied to me at 4:00PM yesterday. Further, your post of 2:31PM today made no reference to my collection of Britains. I therefore found your claim that I had failed to reply being “inexcusably rude” itself inexcusably rude. Nukka, you must go away. Don’t bother getting your shit together, just go away.
: Mister Meaty (11/20, 1:46PM)
Meaty, I must say that your comment was the most profound you have made so far. You have dazzled me with your brilliance. Now, join Nukka and just go away.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
MM: You have played the buffoon, dear.
You start off with with this RSVP,
“: Nukka (11/19, 4:00PM)”
Then you go on to say,
“There is no reference to your having replied to me at 4:00PM yesterday”. Ummm, talk about being sub-literate.
“As I suspected your purported claim to having done “research” on Carritt & Alport was vacuous”
Ummm, like I had said, NO research was done on my part. Once again, was that term sub-literate?
“Further, your post of 2:31PM today made no reference to my collection of Britains” I know, thats why in the same post I said I made that comment yesterday. You know, as in, not today. Hmmmm, sub-literate possibly?
“I therefore found your claim that I had failed to reply being “inexcusably rude” itself inexcusably rude.” Well, now that you actually replied, that statement would be true.
Now, I have information that you clearly seek. However your poor attitude doesn’t encourage sharing, you ignorant buffoon.
I honestly think you can’t get past the fact that I (nukka) know something that you don’t. MM, you must go away.
Don’t bother getting your shit together, just go away. Well actually I don’t mean that. You’re an endless source of entertainment for me. Carry on, little guy.
MM, I will do one better – I invite you to come to EXPERIENCE it with me! I’ll lead. We’ll webcam it live so all the class can watch and enjoy!
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Mister Meaty (11/20 4.17PM)
Only if MM can bring his sharp dressed Labia otterbox to enhance the viewing pleasure on the webcam.
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: Nukka (11/20, 3:54PM)
Well, no Nukka, I can easily get past the fact that you know something that I don’t because it, um, isn’t a “fact.” You must go now, Nukka, go back into the dark.
: Mister Meaty (4:17PM)
Yes Meaty, I was expecting something horrific like that was coming up next. I can only (dis)respectfully decline. In any case, you must remember not to bend over to pick up the soap.
: Klyde (6:45PM)
I want you to know that you have added immeasurably to the quality of the communication on this site. Congratulations!
A pleasure as always,
Cheerio!
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: montrealman (11/21 9.41AM)
Thanks for the compliment MM, don’t want to stoke your ego but I read your comments….to me you’re as close to a Rhodes Scholar, maybe you are. I enjoy being enlightened philosophically.
Well, that’s too bad MM; especially for the rest. I’m certain the spectacle would have been one to watch and enjoyed by the group. And I had such big plans too! Yeah. BIG.
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:Mister Meaty (11/21, 12.26PM)
I was so waiting to see this video that would have been produced, could it be the first chapter in MM’s Queen Victoria’s porn?
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:Klyde (11/21, 6.15PM)
My offer stands!
Sadly, in the case of MM, this is the dance done by many heterosexually-identified men who are most gay-curious. I speak from experience, having been chased by (and had) many of them.
It’s kinda’ like a boy who is always teasing a particular girl. Deep-down, he likes her but doesn’t have the skills/courage to say that. He expresses his feelings by goading her – nothing nasty; very playful in intent.
I’m offering to take MM out of Victoriana and into a whole other world…
MM?
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: Mister Meaty (11/22, 9.54AM)
I understand where you’re coming from Meaty, but in the case of MM, you don’t have magnificent labia to ogle and play with. This forum is meant to be entertaining, playful in intent, informative and taken with a grain of salt. Some people get all bent out of shape. I love laughter!!! Any other expectations and I believe one would be disappointed, to me, reading posts and comments is sometimes better than watching TV. On TV, it is scripted, on here you get the real perspective in how a person thinks and feels.
As I have stated in other posts, I’ve offered my hand to go for coffee with anyone including MM, (I love Timmies) some people like one on one conversations and are not a crowd person, I can do both.
I extend my hand and am not averse to going for coffee with you Meaty. I understand and respect your sexuality, as I’m sure you’d be the same with me. You make a lot of good comments and I’d like to see and meet the person behind the name. If the time comes to go for coffee, just pretend you’re having coffee with one of the members of Georgia Satellites ” Don’t give me no lines and keep your hands to yourself” lol. No, really, I’d like to meet you, then I can put a face to the comments. I understand that we all have busy lives so timing can be critical. If I’m home, I’m not far from comp, if out, I have my phone. Name time and place, I’ll do my best to accommodate, if not able to, I’ll inform. Have a good day.
klyde, I blame you now for the image I cannot remove from my brain. that of mm lying on his back and playing patty cake patty cake with someone’s okeefe shutters.
it’s Friday man, have a heart
meaty, lol. just friggin LOLOL
Sorry to give you those images Molly….it’s Friday free for all….LOL.
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: Good dog Molly (11/22, 11:40AM)
Good dog, is the image you cannot remove from your brain me, Montrealman, lying on my back and playing patty cake patty cake with YOUR magnificent okeefe shutters? In other words, Good dog, are you like some others here who I will not name, harbouring fantasies about having sexual congress with my body? Write back soon.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Don’t forget the purple carrots and in my case, leather!
Klyde, you can video… GDM can direct…
oh my dear mm, it must be horrid to be so desired, so lusted after, so sought.
ahem. no, wasn’t myself standing over you. I can no longer see my own feet plus a 6 foot diameter circle of floor around me. (that should thoroughly flush out any molly visions anyone may be harbouring)
I have been sitting on (gad forgive that pun) a funny labia story for some time, but will now release it to your eyes only (yeh right). when I came home from the hospital after having my first baby I was feeling very fragile in that area. I was also very aware that the nurse-nun who had attended me in pre-delivery had wielded a straight razor. (mercifully I passed out after she waved it around) so once I got home I timidly explored one afternoon and to my horror felt only one side of my sticky-outie bits. I grabbed a small mirror and peered fearfully between my legs. true! all true! she had whacked off some of my tender tiddlies.
then I took a second look and realized it was still there, just tucked up shyly.
LOLOL! I sat here wondering what okeefe shutters were until now! LOLOLOLOL!
Gross, but LOLOLOLOLOL!
you can redeem yourself, meaty, by conceding that hollering DOUCHE at MM should more correctly have been ENEMA!
I believe DOUCHE belongs to my naughty area. whereas ENEMA is something we all can enjoy
urk. ( I once worked with a guy who got so excited about colonics he would rush into work to describe the session, and what flavours were used. this is Vancouver, of course, where city council has just banned doorknobs. yes, doorknobs. free for all on that one folks.
Well, GDM, you’re partially correct. In gay vernacular, the word douche is used interspersedly, ergo accurate.
Doorknobs are not used, yet…
gad meaty, just because ‘we’ have taken ‘your’ danceable music, ‘your’ fabulous fashions, ‘your’ dynamite hair styles and the designer guys (the real ones not those fakers)
doesn’t mean you can co-opt our DOUCHING!
get your hairy fingers out of our rubber bags!
This… this thread right here is why you should never engage the troll.
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troll??? what troll????
I was just about to enlighten meaty on the sexual potential of doorknobs.
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: Good dog Molly (11/22, 12:22PM)
That was quite a labia story, Good dog, although you are right. It is not the sort I had in mind. I was beginning to think that the nurse/sister was going to give you an episiotomy, i.e. incising a deep cut between vagina and anus to facilitate birth. Now that would really have smarted. But it wasn’t, so it could have been worse.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Yeah… we’ve improved upon the process there GDM…