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You’re team blue, and you and your buddy took over the Pokemon gym at 1am with two Jolteons. (You’re the one with the seven at the end of his trainer name.) I was the team red brunette with the Vaporeon who left when her phone died. I think you’re kinda cute—if you’re interested and available, leave your number at the gym where I said hello. Maybe we could have dinner on the waterfront and I could evolve my Dratini… —Pokemon Go Out With Me?
This article appears in Jul 14-20, 2016.


So good! Good luck!
OMG this is sad!
If you want to be a negative nancy please navigate to the bitch section.