This bitch isn’t about the fact that it’s there, it’s about the fact that it’s there with no explanation. I see the Jesus every day as I walk back and forth to work and every time my mind races trying to figure out his purpose.
The inside of the doors of his home reads a list of times and I’ve waited to see if he would appear at one of these times, but no Jesus. I’d ask whoever put him there but there is no information at all aside from the list of times.
To the Jesus installer: Why do you place him in the wall if you don’t want people to know why you put him there?
—Bakes
This article appears in Jan 7-13, 2010.
… where is this? I’ve never seen this…
Do you mean the bus times installed in the wall? =/
I’ll wait for Jesus to appear on my grilled cheese sandwich, thanks.
Well it got you talking about Him, didn’t it.
I know where this is! I saw him today, as a matter of fact.
It’s on the big Grand Parade wall along Barrington Street between Duke and Carmichael Streets. Jesus appears to live behind a wooden door claiming “Bus Information Inside.” I have been oh so curious to see what is behind that door. A path into the heavens, perhaps? Or just some “Bus Information”?
I see Jesus all the time, we be drankin buddies. Sometimes we just chill…make cookies with Santa, BTW Santa CANNOT handle his liquor…he gets pretty aggressive with the ladyfolk.
yea but if you run outta booze and snacks for the gang all you need is some water and a couple of fishys and some loaves and with a little jesus action and an open bar and briming buffet
oh oh better i wrap my ass in asbestos and hide in the basement as there could be some electrical discharges raining down on me soon !:)
Oh trust me…Santa caught on to that real early…as soon as the malt liquor and whiskey is gone, he just hounds Jesus incessantly…shakin a water bottle at him “Come on man, water to WINE DUDE, come on!!!” Like I said…Santa can get a little aggressive.
yea well the pressure of being the son of god is probably pretty intense; he’s just blowing off a little steam:)
i know in my case after i became president of the glee club after a hard day of gleeing i would let loose and go hardcore;you know work hard play hard!
methinks someone got hold of some real bad shit.
yea really that boy ain’t right
If y’all haven’t noticed, Jesus is my son and I don’t appreciate you corrupting him. All this time spent partying with you heathens leaves him no time to smoke a fat blunt with his dear ol’ Dad.
I just remembered, isn’t Jesus usually found happily bumming for change outside of the Tim Horton’s on Spring Garden Road?
he wants to party with you dude he just can’t be all reverent and pious all the time give him some space and he’ll be all let’s rock father o’ the universe
I keep telling him to bring his friends home…I have some seriously Heavenly Hash.
Jesus happily bumming change on SP GDN RD ? IS that pat per chance?
You mean the tall robber from Home Alone?
he was here last night,and told me that everyone in the world should obey me.as i am the new savior of mankind,alrighty then,let’s get some mighty big joints a going.w.h.,your stash will never empty.
ah religion and drugs…. that didn’t take so long to meld.
when they come up with a jesus strain, let me know.
You won’t be able to walk on water, but you won’t be able to resist trying…
You guys are fucking hilarious!
this ones so stupid it’s funny: “and the lord said moses come forth but moses tripped and came fifth”