This is to the asshat who slipped the note that said “Your sex stinks” underneath my apartment door: Who does that fucking shit? What kind of a miserable person are you that you felt the need to write something like that to someone who hasn’t wronged you ever? You’re also a coward. Too afraid to knock on my door and verbally tell me to my face? Yep. On top of that, you’re full of shit. My boyfriend and I have optimum personal hygiene so I’m not sure how the smell of our sex could seep into your place. Maybe you were outside my door while we were having our daily fun? If you are the one who did this (you know who you are!), know this: I’ve NEVER heard you getting fucked ever. This act of nastiness just proved to me that you don’t get your plumbing cleared out! —Gets laid a lot
This article appears in Nov 21-27, 2013.
So that’s a solution to all women’s problems? Getting their plumbing cleaned out, Gets Laid A Lot? Well, I suppose when one uses their labia as a thinking cap, remarks like yours are common. Perhaps you should install a toll booth on your overworked clit.
Ever consider that your pig-like grunts, heifer squeals plus the image of your mid-coital ‘O’ face might drive someone to do this?
Ummmm, you do know sex does stink a place up and it has nothing to do with your optimum personal hygiene ,,,, others notice the scent moreso than the persons involved. With the colder weather it is harder to ‘air out’ the space …. often times it is not a nasty skank smell but a noticeable fragrance that is off-putting to most. Kinda like those people who do not change/wash sheets regularly ….. peeeeuuuuuu.
Thought I could smell something in the air….you live next door to me?
The ambiguity of this bitch leads to questions.
“Sex.” Is the bitcher refering to gender or intimacy?
“Boyfriend.” Is the couple a hetero pair or two gay guys?
^^^WTF?^^^
And darling, gays don’t have “our plumbing cleaned out”… god, what’s with sex euphemisms? Are you 3?
Maybe the person was stuck in an elevator with you. As in body odour, not your prowess.
This was really funny. What a way to mess with someone.
If you stink that bad, getting face to face was probably the last damn thing they wanted to do.
maybe it wasn’t a literal smell, just a poor performance that lasts 5-6 minutes.
Manky #otterbox? Too much muskrat love?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yHC4DWa8ePo/TsLl…
Sorry, I got nothin’ here. >: (
Six dislike for my previous comment questioning the ambiguity of the bitch? Seriously? What’s up with that?
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: Oceanchick (11/26, 11.52AM)
Don’t take it personally…if everyone were to dislike my comments…this Klydester doesn’t care….and neither should you. We all have different opinions and thoughts. Take with a grain of salt.
i just want to say for the record that hygiene is not always enough to ward off body odor. Digestive disorders can cause weird odors too. And sorry to break this to you but genetics also play a huge role in how smelly/sweaty you get. And especially if it’s a genetic reality, you won’t be able to smell it yourself because you’ve grown up with it. So you might want to ask someone you trust, just to be safe. And your boyfriend might too.
It might be due to jealousy, sure. But it could equally be due to inappropriate noises/odors. Just because someone criticizes you, doesn’t mean they’re jealous.
Maybe it was your boyfriend and he thinks the sex is bad.
Writing a note like this and slipping it under your door in ridiculous and inappropriate for sure, but posting a retort on a Bitch board is no more mature.
Go along about your life… I wouldn’t be too upset about it.
Maybe the note was written in the context that the author feels that you, OB, and your bf have lame sex based on the author’s standards. It could be possible. Maybe they heard some exaggerated moaning and thought, “Are they auditioning for a throat singing competition?”
Maybe when you are having “your daily fun” (ugh) all the sweat, semen, poontang juice, heavy breath n ass be funkin up your apartment and when you open your door, it be creepin out into the hall? Git some febreez up in dat stink shack.
Post it up in the Lobby under lost & found
Everyone deserves a chance to laugh at such a ridiculous note
“Daily Fun”, jeez now Im jealous.
OP needs to stop filming German pornos in his/her place obviously.
This is so fitting for this bitch: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-25…