This morning, driving into work I was beside a woman in a car. We were both traveling past the Preston turn off toward town. I seen her car get a little squirrelly. When I looked over, both hands were covering her fucking eyes! Do you honestly believe that the fucking car was going to straighten itself out? That snow plow heading toward us would have had no place to turn if your car would have fucked off into it’s path. If you are that fucking scared and unskilled at the wheel, stay the fuck home or take a cab. Fuck me, you going to kill someone.
This article appears in Jan 24-30, 2008.