I wish I could just tell you that I know you stole my panties, wore them and destroyed them. You suck.
—bored
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2009.
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I wish I could just tell you that I know you stole my panties, wore them and destroyed them. You suck.
—bored
This article appears in Apr 16-22, 2009.
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I didn’t think you would mind.
OK Miles you just made my day …. Thank you I needed that.
hmm kinda creepy
But lace is so much more comfy than cotton!
LOL awesome
How about surprising the crook with a heap of itching powder into their panties?
I hope they were thongs. Nothing like a thin strand of cloth up the crack of your ass.
Mmmmmm…butt floss with skid marks…
go into there underwear and sprinkle them with some “furry lobsters”
Wow – furry lobsters and skid marks – now that’s good eating!
Stolen panties, the thought warms my heart.
MEEEOOOW!
Seriously, go out and buy yourself a new pair and chalk it up to the cost of heart break. He/she probably clung to them crying for a few days and then in an attempt to finally clense themself of you, burned them in a small bon fire along with the rest of your shit. Not that I’d know…just saying, people do that don’t they?
aren’t women’s panties like 3 for $10?
big whup.
at least he isn’t fucking with your corset or spanx or anything. that may be a little TOO weird.
Well, if you gotta break up, may as well go out with a bang…in panties.
Why yes, Zellers has quite an affordable selection. I love buying new panties. But why do they have to be made in China, Vietnam and Bangladesh? I want Nova Scotian panties! I want pretty Stanfield panties with hearty gossets.
maybe he stole them and is holding them ransom until you can correctly spell CLAIMED
Decent panties cost more than 3 for 10 bucks!
Shit (not that I’ve ever paid full price for gap undies), gap panties are 13 bucks a pair. You *can* get them on sale for $3.99 after the season’s over…quite a good selection too because who pays 13 bucks for ONE pair of panties?
I almost barfed when I read that, TTFN. Now whenever I floss I’m going to think of poop strands. Yum.
I’m sorry, Dino, now here’s a glass of uri…I mean, apple juice, to rinse out your mouth.
ROTFLMAO thats fucking hilarious