This morning’s Drive to work started with a headline Story about Jimmy Melvin Jr’s latest encounter with the LAW

What a surprise!!! For the last few months, it seems that at the slightest move by our local GANSTA Celebrity, reporters are not far behind to grab the latest scoop. The stories frequently lack content and journalistic value. The local Radio Stations play the plight of his latest escapades repetitively

and thus by virtue make him a local celebrity

DAMED!!! This guy has a WEBSITE. What pisses me off is Mr. Melvin Jr’s ego is most likely insatiably fed by all this media attention, fuelling his arrogance and by osmosis cultivating social empowerment. Can we drop the play by play of Jimmy Melvin Jr’s EVERY FUCKING MOVES

can we turn our efforts on stories of value on people who enrich our communities not Abuse them

I’ve had enough

—GI Juice™

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  1. Let’s hope that both the Junior and the Senior Melvin’s somehow run into a situation the a Darwinian Award is handed out, cause I’m as sick as the next person to keep hearing about these retarded low level, knucke gragging gangsters. Look up Darwinian Award, you’ll get the picture.

  2. Naw Smee, I’ll pass, I’m more partial to Gerome the Giraffe from The Friendly Giant, unless they are street people begging for a show and swinging box cutters, creating cardboard stages at a whim.

  3. Meh, nuts to Melvin. Normally I’m against Capital Punishment, but this is one guy I wish we had the 3 strikes law for.

  4. Have you seen him on the news? He actually thinks he is a celebrity, which I guess he is in a way, just not as big in reality as is his fantasy stature.

  5. Melvin and his gang of gagstah wannabes are mornic idiots. The only reason they exist and are in business is because the cops ran the Hells Angels out of town a few years back. I can guarantee you that if the Angel’s (and no I am not advocating that) came back to HRM that Jimmy and his band of Merry Men would be out of town faster than you could blink. Bets think that could happen is that these idiots kill easch other off.

  6. Gangsta, wangsta. They are washed up wannabees. Seriously, they don’t know anything about the lifestyle they try to emulate. They’re trying to be trailor-park versions of what they see on TV. They wouldn’t last thirty seconds in a real “‘hood”.

    Disgusting.

  7. Obviously, the cops have this guy under almost 24hr surveilence. They are just waiting for him to fuck up somethign so they can get an excuse to search something etc. I am actually impressed that HRP has been on this so much – atleast they are trying. Too bad they have our rickamaroo justice system to work under however.

    Also, for those hoping for the Darwin Award to happen – I am sure there is another melvin somewhere to take the wheel after ole Melvin Jr. gives his acceptance speach.

  8. Y’all bitchs had best respek son! Ol’ J-Melv is one bad muddafucka!! He be gotten eyes ebryware yo! He be keepin’ a eye on yo’s fo sho! He gunna fuck yo shit up if yo’s be talkins shit behinds his back yo’s! Word up, yo. Dat boi is strait up gangsta shit! Unh!

  9. I think it’s funny because he think’s he’s a big deal, but in reality no one outside of the HRM knows who he is, and the majority of the people inside of the HRM don’t care.

  10. Gee, I wish I could be on TV all the time for being such a collossal fuck up. That’d be grand.

  11. He’s gonna have a helluva time scoring weed now. He’s a heat score needing a deal with the DA! hahaha

  12. hahaha leave the guy alone, yes he is involved in some shady business but it is the media and the cops that keep him in the news…following his every move. Oh Bobby33 what makes you so sure that he isn’t connected to the Angels? The Angels don’t have to be hear to run things.

  13. Enoughsaid- I am sure he is not connected with the Hells Angels because they are a lot fucking more professional than this idiot in how they conduct their business. You do not see the Angels shooting people in front of a kids hospital and you do not see the Angels mouthing off to the press like this moron does. No worries. He will soon be where he belongs..in the ground.

  14. said it before,and will keep saying it.these fuck ups need to be wiped the hell out,period.maybe someone of those that try to knock them off,should invest in some serious target practice.or at the least,get a rifle and scope.get rid of those stupid gangsta guns,firing sideways,you can’t hit shit,unless you are about 2 feet away.give it the fuck up,or do it right,next time.

  15. Well the Hells Angles don’t do the dirty work they get uneducated people like Jimmy Melvin to do it. I’d like to know where you think all the drugs come from.

  16. The Melvins and Marriots have been in operation for at least 20-25 years, so the Angels had no bearing on them and most likely in business together especially due to the Melvin/Marriott (who have done business together BTW) access/control of the Container Piers.

  17. Yeah… gun-fights by the IWK, hell even “Scarface” Tony Montana said ‘no women or kids’, right?

  18. I think he is dreamy. He looks like he can take care of a woman. And the colostomy bag is only temporary.

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