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Our relationship ended in 2011. Why am I still occasionally finding random condoms that you stashed away in different parts of my bedroom closet? They’re not drugs or stolen bank money leaving them in the box, or in one spot should have been fine. —Found one today!
This article appears in Jul 31 – Aug 6, 2014.
7 Comments
Phhht – who says they were for you?
I’ve been know to take the free french letters they hand out at certain parades and then stash them in papist-themed books in second hand stores. It’s more mature than using them as water balloons.
maybe the ex was considerate enough to leave them for the next in line.
maybe your cat was stashing them. altho they usually favour the used ones.
At least it wasn’t rat poison he left after you broke up, look on the bright side of things!!
haha, Ivan, me ma’s still got hers. She kept waving it around all “LOOK! I GOT A CONDOM!” and I was all “Mom. Act your damn age!”
LOL.
Your Mom’s hella kule>: )
weed is a powerful gateway drug, stupid hippies.
maybe if you put on some jefferson airplane you’ll find that stupid rabbit to!