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If you don’t know how to make conversation, spend some of that 18 hours a day you’re on the ‘net to look it up.
What you’re doing right now is alienating people because everything out of your mouth makes you sound like an accusatory jackass. —I’m not listening anymore
This article appears in Jan 30 – Feb 5, 2014.
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“The ‘net”?
RWS, I think (not certain but attempting a guess) that OP was abbreviating ‘internet’. Just going out on a limb. They may also be basketball players or fishermen. I guess in this case it’s actually content and not so much tone.
A little Ass to Mouth twice a day is the sure cure for this in my medical opinion.
AN ACCUSATORY JACKASS
Ivan, you’ve got to spend less time on the ‘net.
New Avatar Alert: The Coronation Coach
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
That’s adorable, Montrealman. You know what would be really cool? If Britains made a little six figure set of French papparazzi on motorbikes to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Diana’s death.
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How about the chauffeur putting the pedal to the metal with Dodi and Diana in the back seat as they powered into the tunnel! It should be a big seller!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
That is a ripping idea!
last year Airfix, the classic British model company released a special Dambusters Gif Set to commemorate the 70th anniversary of Operation: Chastise.
http://www.planetdiecast.com/hwdphotos/ori…
Perhaps they could do the same with a 1/72 scale Mercedes 410 and Tunnel diorama.
Spending 18 hours a day on the internet can make you into a pretentious know-it-all? Who’d a thunk it!
Runswithscissors, how much did those fake hipster glasses cost you. Eat some meat, sweetheart, you have jowls due to adrenal fatigue. Have some animal fat, bawbag.
Clearly op was abbreviating the internet. In 1996.