I never bitch. I calm down, collect myself, and get over my issue before I ever have a chance to bitch on The Coast; but I’m still mad so here goes. I know everyone has issues with self entitled pregnant woman who think the world should stop turning because they’re pregnant… and I completely agree. I’m almost 8 months, uncomfortably pregnant with a little man who has set up shop sideways and made it hard for me to walk, and sit at my desk, and even breathe at times… but I put on a smile and get up every morning, get my son ready for daycare, come to work and I’m as efficient as ever. I take my son to the park when I’m tired, I cook diner, clean my house, do laundry, have sex (even when I’m tired), I’m not complaining or slowing down when I can find the energy. I’m grateful everyday that I have this person inside me and all the blessings I have in my life.
BUT, when I go to a grocery store at 6 pm with my son and I’m beat from the day and go to take advantage of the pregnancy reserved spot for the first time ever and a FAT SON OF BITCH HAIRY BASTARD 50 YEAR OLD PIG in his little compact piece of shit car decides to park in it one car ahead of me… well, I’m a little upset. I mention nicely to him about the reserved sign and he looks at me with a smug look and says, “I’m not pregnant” and keeps walking. I’ve never wanted to physically harm or spit in anyone’s face in my entire life but for that brief moment if my son was not in the car I would have gotten out and assaulted you, or keyed your vehicle. You sir, are what is wrong with society today. No one cares. No one has respect. No one has common courtesy. Luckily I’ll be 10 times the person your mother was and raise my boys right! —Mama Bear
This article appears in Apr 14-20, 2011.
Grrrrrrrrr. Sending you some major back-up Mama Bear.
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“NO PRISONERS” says Ivan of the Parking Lot.
Fully justified, non-entitled bitch RC.
I feel bad for you RC… I would have had to say something to the asshole. But, I definitely understand you not saying anything when you had your little man in the car with you. God, some people are such douche bags!!
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if they don’t like it, too fucking bad. you are what you are, pregnant.you had a choice and you decided for a baby. that was up to you. the same as parking, that also is up to you. too bad if someone gets in a snit. at x months, people start showing their weight, and baby. if the person offending is blind or stupid, then that is a good excuse. otherwise, nothing is.
LS-English translator, STAT!
Valid bitch.
Nothing else for me to say yet, but I support you 100 per cent on this. Frustrating x100,000.
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These pregnant parking spaces have only been around for 10 years or so. Geeze, what did poor preggie mothers do before that? PARKED IN A REGULAR SPACE AND WALKED. While I don’t agree with what the man did, we’ve created a generation of fucking mother-to-be wimps. Pregnancy is not an ailment and should not be treated like a handicap.
LOL, I remember a bitch like this about two years ago — probably even on the old coast site. This chick who was preggers was bitching about the same thing and everyone told her to stuff it.
Hypocrisy++, guys.
I thought we all hated kids and pregnant bitches on here! What HAPPENED to y’all? LOL
In all seriousness, good on ya, RC for not getting up in this guy’s grill while your little guy was in the car. It makes me SO angry when people feel they are so entitled that the rules don’t apply to them. Just like that fat ass couple who parked in the senior’s parking spot. If you’re THAT fat and out of shape that you can’t walk from half a parking spot away into your motherland (walmart — the average BMI at any one time of all the people in there is gotta be pushing 40, heh) then maybe you should put the fucking cheeto back in the bag.
Being pregnant, while a blessing (especially for those of us with fertility issues), can be tough on a body. So much so that your body actually doesn’t fully recover for 18 months! You’re bigger and awkwarly shaped, it’s had to move (you feel stuffed!), your muscles ache and all your bodily resources are being strained and you’re responsible for caring for a fetus who can’t survive on their own.
Tough shoes to fill. Maybe if that fat ape parked a little farther away, he’d only be an ape, not a fat ape.
If I was there, RC, hon, I would’ve kicked him in the nuts for you.
I dunno, TTFN, i’ve changed my opinion I guess on pregnancy now that I’m at “that age” where everyone and their dog around me seemingly is either knocked up or has a baby (well, everyone but me, *eyeroll*). One of my oldest and dearest friends delivered her first baby last wednesday. A little girl! She went into labour at 10pm, got to the hospital at 3:30am and delivered at 5:38am! And she’s absolutely the most perfect baby on the planet. Latched on fine within two hours of being born and has been sleeping through the night. Every baby might not be a miracle to everyone, but this little pooper sure is to me and everyone who loves her mommy 🙂
I do see, though, your point. When my mom was preggers she worked right up until she delivered (and I was almost a month late) and she only had 3 months off and then had to go back to work with a baby who wouldn’t sleep at night at all. I don’t know WHAT she would’ve done if she had’ve been breast feeding. Ready to serve similac for me, my friends. Working mother’s best friend (that and she had no milk — she tried for a week but I wasn’t getting enough to eat).
Being preggers/a mommy to little ones is rough.
I don’t think we’re hypocritical, it was just the attitude this preggers had about the situation. She didn’t say, “I’m pregnant and everyone should drop what they’re doing and help me put one foot in front of the other,” it was more like, “It would have been nice to park closer in a spot designated for such occasions.”
Zigactly Mel. Tone and attitude have as much to do with how I respond to a bitch as the actual topic. RC’s a Bitch-Bud who has shared much about both her personality and condition here in the sandbox, garnering both affection and respect. And Ivan stands with his Bitch-buds.
I know, mel, I was just making light of the situation 🙂
Also: screw having sex when you’re tired. I’d rather get an enema than get fucked while I just want to lay there and sleeeeeeep. You’re a better woman than I am, RC. 😉
SCUMBAG… While there is no rule anywhere that requires this man GTFO, human decency demands it. Funny how at a time when the Western world is spending soooo much time trying to bend over backwards to help change thinking about disabilities and people such as this pregnant mom, that we are becoming more impolite, more self-absorbed, more entitled, more ignorant on the roads and in public in general. Just remember “There but for the grace of God go I”. What a dilemma… if you slashed a tire or keyed his car, it would solve little except get you in trouble. But these kind of head-up-butts need to be put in their place. Put a pic on facebook or something?? I bet if the other seat in your car was a 250-lb biker he may not have been so tough. My wife has men constantly berating her and being generally shitty when she goes out alone; real fucking cool, guys…
LAZY… Welcome to the Western world, where we can only measure something by how fast we can stuff it in our mouths or by how little we have to walk to get it. Yeah, wayyyyy back people walked two miles uphill each way with wooden clogs, grocieres, dog food and dodging Mohawk attacks and slashing a path through the living forest, and so fucking what, we are supposed to become more civilized, not more insensitive.
It was just an ugly woman. She was preggers too! ’tis ok.
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Maybe he was pregnant….and not fat. You never know with fat people. Maybe he’s giving birth to a huge shit from all the pizzas he shoves down his throat. Next they’ll have special parking for “Fat Fucks” and “Gangsters.”
I’m waiting for the ‘Atrophied Vagina’ parking spaces.
Next thing we’ll see at the malls and shopping centres; Reserved for Fat Lazy Cunts (male or female)
I’m surprised Elizabeth May hasn’t demanded special parking spots. She seems to think she’s entitled to just about everything else.^^
HAHA TTFN: they now have senior parking! That’s kinda close.
Maybe we should request a “Blue Waffle” parking spot for Annie and his fellow blue-waffle’d vaginas. I know if I had a blue waffle I probably would like to be as in and out as possible. That be all kindsa uncomfortable. That shit probably smells too.
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Scorch, sir! Well played!
I agree with you Miss TTFN. I walk everywhere – and I’m working up until my water breaks or my c-section date whichever comes first. I was really upset and hormonal when I wrote this. My issue wasn’t that the spot was unavailable – but the fact that this big fat man was so rude and felt that he was entitled to a spot that clearly had signage all over it for mothers and pregnant woman. I am extremely nice in person and I kindly pointed out the signage only for him to be completely rude and keep walking. I don ‘t mind the walk – but I had a tired 4 year old. I’m not a wimpy pregnant woman – but a firm believer in kindness and respect for others – I think doors should be help open for anyone – I think seats should always be given to older people – I think please & thank you and mam and sir should always be used.
Thanks to all the bitchers who for not ripping me apart for this one.
Don’t worry, RC — we know you’re not a wimpy preggo and we know how uncomfortable you are. And any woman on here who denies getting a little hormonal from time to time is a big fat liar — it’s almost like PMSing hormonal crap times 100, isn’t it? Some people have easy pregnancies, and some don’t and none of us have room to judge based on our own experiences or experiences we’ve heard about. My mom felt the best she ever has when she was pregnant, meanwhile I have a couple friends who hated being pregnant because they felt awful.
But it’s all worth it in the end, though, isn’t it? 🙂
PS: did you have a c-section for your first? What was the recovery like if you did? I’ve heard some scary stuff and am terrified because I know for a fact I’ll have to have one. :|
First time was a section – he was breach. It was a rough 10 days – only getting up and down and trying to get out of bed. After that I felt fine but knew I could do anything because it would make me hurt 10 times worse the next day. (I made my bed cause I felt fine and the next day I felt like I ripped everything inside – it’s deceiving
Thanks Wheelie. How were the ECMA’s?
It must be a primal thing but women around eight months pregnant are vicious–don’t mess with them. I remember slamming on my brakes, jumping out of my car and charging a woman who had flicked a cigarette into my windowshield–I must have looked crazy swinging while my brother held me back by my maturity top–totally irrational and not me at all, but I was hit with this surge of outrage that propelled me into unthinking action. My brother asked me if I was crazy when we got back into the car (she was much bigger than me). I think I was. Think estrogen can be used to heighten a soldier’s effectiveness, Ivan? :- p
My mom told me she was in a great mood until my dad decided to make jokes when she was in labour at the hospital. Then she screamed at him to gtfo, and the nurse found him a room with an empty bed for him to go nap in.
Cracking jokes while someone’s in labour is a very bad fucking idea. I’m usually a calm person but I’m pretty sure all bets are off if I ever go into labour.
Oh and, boys, don’t ask the mommy of your child if it hurts while she’s in labour. You’re likely to get your balls squeezed very tightly and asked the same thing back! 😛
If I wasn’t so intent on experiencing the whole pregnancy thing as a bonding experience, I’d seriously consider a surrogate. But, I think I’d have a hard time with some other woman growing my baby for me.
Only if we want an army of uncontrollable berserkers possessed of neither rationality nor restraint and for whom mental abuse is an even more specialized art than physical torture Kim. ^^^ >; ) I’d say leave it for dystopian fiction and those really bad, shot-in-vancouver sci fi series that seem to air on Showcase whenever I’m in the mood for relaxing mindless TV and it’s a fucking John Grisham movie showing on History. FML!
“uncontrollable berserkers possessed of neither rationality nor restraint”
That was exactly the picture that entered my mind only they would be crying while they slaughtered :- p
But, it’s a short-lived craziness, once the guy adjusted, he’d be useless as a killing machine.
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Back before Gulf War 1 there was some intriguing intel chatter about Saddam forming a special Republican Guard unit of wimmin conditioned to go pre-menstrual on the eve of the invasion – snake mean and able to retain water better than any camel they’d make ideal desert warriors.
I ,of course, am far too enlightened and guilty about my white male privileged status to ever find humour in anything so troglodyteishly offensive^^^ >; )
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Take a big steamy pregnant dump on his windshield. That should wipe the grin off his obese gorilla face.
Leave it to a pregnant chick to think the parking lot revolves around her and her sore feet.
it’s not “a” pregnant chick mr. fat, it’s our own mamabear http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-c…
I don’t believe it. Wasn’t in the news, pg.
omg lolol pg
I imagine her like dis http://explorations.sva.psu.edu/vcg/images… but i like your pic better
TTFN, I agree completely, sorry RC. Some days the arthritis my knees or back acts up but I still have to get a regular spot. Pregnancy IS NOT a handicap.
I don’t have a problem with walking – but If grocery chains and Walmarts want to create them and clearly mark them for pregnant woman to take advantage of – then the one time I felt tired I was going to take advantage of it. My issue wasn’t that the spot was taken but with the fat ass who was there to go to the beer store and grab lottery tickets who felt he was entitled to the spot instead of the intended person the spot is reserved for.