this is to anyone that is healthy and able, but still takes the stairs to go one fucking floor. ITS ONE FLOOR, take the god damn stairs if you can, and stop making people that have to go up 5 or more floors wait for your lazy ass.

tired of waiting for elevators

This article appears in Dec 6-12, 2007.

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  1. This makes no sense at all, I think you meant you first line to read “this is to anyone that is healthy and able, but still takes the Elevator to …” Your bitch sounds like you want people to take the elevator for one floor, not the stairs, try reposting.

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  2. I worked on the ninth floor and many people take the elevator one floor. Usually they are lard tubs that can barely put one foot in front of the other let alone walk up (gasp!) one flight of stairs. Oh, now here comes the screams of ‘Discrimination!!’ Well, fuck you, it’s going to be my tax money paying for your fucking health care because you have the will power of a gnat. Oh, by the way, I’m a former fatty who knows losing weight takes discipline.

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  3. In my office building, you can’t access floors from the stairwells — all the stairwell doors are locked except for the lobby. It’s a stupid policy and is a real burden to anyone who might want to live a little more actively.

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