and women cant go around topless. —A.Crowley
This article appears in Jun 20-26, 2013.
its getting warm out
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Mon dieu!. Quel tragedie!
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It’s not illegal in Ontario and the laws may be changed here soon. Just you wait until the world naked bike ride. Might just wan to stay inside, chug vodka and break a hatchet on a door knob :P.
Why not Crowley? Will it excite you too much? Will you require immediate “relief”?
Gosh Ivan, I thought the guy was weeping about the Wehrmacht parading through Paris and not about the women going topless. Strange reaction.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
True. It’s not illegal in Ontario. Only ever knew of one woman to try it (besides that Gwen chick) though. Not a pretty sight scantily clad, much less topless. She had a reputation as a real wingnut, so it was no surprise to anyone who knew her that she attempted to enter the beer store topless and was told to leave. No shirt, no service, which was avidly enforced. Funny thing is, only one woman really thought that having a topless law for women in Ontario was a good idea, that Gwen chick. The rest of us knew better. (Except the wingnut)
MM – Pierre was weeping about women NOT being allowed to go topless. Look for this scene to be repeated en masse when sharia hits the Cote D’Azur.
Ivan, I LOVE your avatar!!!
hmmmm…. wondering how to look up whether this isn’t allowed in NS without being sent to HR.
Naw, I’ll just assume. I thought it was ok….
not ever practiced, but ok none-the-less.
I guess I could be wrong.
Monitor lizards KNOW they’re cool. >; )
after reading this bitch, i’m not sure i’d want to.
If, and I emphasis if, NS allows topless women, signs need to go up at all fast food and Walmart locations advising their female patrons that they’re not included in this edict. Ditto to most NS Female Cabinet women.
Yeah, well, I’ve heard of some of the women people I know in Ontario have seen topless hangin’ around and most of them were meth/crack whores with crack/meth whore tits.
Ain’t nobody got time (or a stomach) fo dat.
What, no Sexy Ladies of the N.D.P. charity calendar?
Proceeds to go to Adsum House and Gambling Addiction rehab. “Mo” MacDonald as the Naughty Nursie?
Okay – just threw up on my keyboard a little.
I say, free your breasts from the shackles of oppression!!!
And I think HarperD. just drew ahead of the Captain in the polls…
Doh’!
Okay, I’m going to need a different angle…
Besides.. I can go around topless. I’ll just claim it’s either some vaguely-racism-focused protest or a religion or something. Can’t touch me then.
haha.. touch. *puts top back on*
Topless? Reg supports total nudity. Why keep hiding it? Just air it out, those warm sticky days are just ahead. Might have to start buying sunscreen in the two litre size though.
hmmmm whatever shall I use to apply it? roller or air compressor?
RE-THINKING FEMALE BREASTS DISPLAYED IN PUBLIC
Initially I took the politically correct position and rebuked A. Crowley for being a prude but, on reflection, I determined he was right. Women should not go around topless in public regardless of the weather and particularly if it is warm. How did I come to this conclusion? A brief analysis of the role of the female breast in society will be required.
While the female breast is constitutive of the sexualized female’s identity – one thinks of breast augmentation or reduction in her quest for the perfect breast – for the male the female breast is normally viewed as an object of erotic arousal. But is this always and invariably the case? I would have to answer, “No.” But why is this so? This requires a brief detour into the nature of male sexual arousal.
For the male the engine of sexual arousal is his imagination. Appearances sometimes to the contrary, the locus of sexual arousal is between the ears, not the legs. Now what is the spark which ignites the male’s imagination? That’s right. It is concealment. As he makes his way during his daily round, the male mentally undresses the female. Underneath her clothing he imagines the delicious curve of her hips, her rounded buttocks, her soft inviting thighs. Sometimes his imagination will travel down to her delightful pubic tuft and he will then ponder upon her magnificent labia. And the same is true for her breasts. But for his imagination to get going all of these must, within reason, be clothed.
Think of the females portrayed in the National Geographic with their bare breasts hanging out, often as not little more than withered dugs. And look at the male standing next to her. Look how bored he is. Far from being the object of his erotic arousal her breasts incite little more than indifference, even the occasion of complete penile detumescence. Her breasts mean little more to him that her toe, perhaps her ear. In other words, he is turned off.
So there we are. If the rate of copulation is to be constant and the level of consequent births is to be maintained, as A. Crowley asserts, “women can’t go topless.”
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
tl:dr
Are there no longer standards for woman? I can’t believe a woman would want THAT reputation. BUT thats just my opinion OP.
Whether or not any woman wants a bad reputation is up to her;THAT shouldn’t be the problem…..The problem is how western society looks at females as purely sexual beings.
It was just my opinion BORUSACROCK.
Shall we look at middle eastern society as a comparison? Then we’d all be dressed up like bee keepers.
We could look at Europe. Oh gosh thats right, they’re ten times the sexualized society we live in.
STFU-LMFAO
aleister? you are dead. stay still.
Just because you’re a prude and get your knickers in a twist because someone is sexually expressive, doesn’t mean those people have questionable morals.
Saying women need standards is a sexist standpoint, to begin with. You, as usual, are subjecting others to your view of (what I assume your god has dictated to you (probably personally)) what is right and correct behavior. People should be able to express themselves freely without needing to extrude themselves through your Western/Christian ideologies. Fundamentally, I believe, it’s much more natural to ‘bare the breasts’ and, as montrealman may have eluded to, remove the sexualization of the female body. Which initially became a point of embarrassment/shame, I believe, because things like nudity and sex were (from a religious standpoint) extremely taboo.
Plus it’s way more comfortable to let our bodies breathe.
“Churchill was given to reading to reading in the bathtub and, while staying at the White House, he became so engrossed in an account of the Battle of Fonteney that he forgot President Roosevelt was due to drop by to discuss the upcoming conference in Yalta. At the appointed hour, the president was wheeled into Churchill’s quarters only to be informed that the prime minister had not finished bathing. Roosevelt was about to apologize for the intrusion and depart when Churchill, puffing his customary cigar, strode into the room stark naked and greeted the nonplussed world leader with a terse, “What are you staring at, homo?””
-Dennis Cato’s Great Statesmen of Europe, D. Cato, Ph.D., ed., 2006, Whippet Press, Lachine, QC.
My goodness people. Do any of work or have jobs? Some really spend too much time on here ridiculing posters… like me. I simply stopped in to share my opinion as all of you have done.
i’m in the wpp
Well Im all for it!
Not for nothin’, Painey, but that’s what they said about Richie Aprile, Big Pussy Bonpensiero, Ralphie Cifaretto…Capisce?
james g’s first starring role was true romance, great movie. off topic
BRENDAISGETTINGANGRY !!! !
Yup. Virgil the hitman. “Bear” the stuntman/enforcer in “Get Shorty” Lt. Bobby Docherty in “Crimson Tide” In one scene he’s playing sub-movie trivia and asks a crewman if it was Curt Jurgens or Hardy Kruger who played the U-Boat skipper in “The Enemy Below”* Definite proof of uncredited script doctoring from Quentin T.
The sub in “Crimson Tide” was the U.S.S. Alabama, and Patricia Arquette’s character name in T.M. was “Alabama”
Trivia rawks!
*It was Curt Jurgens
Oh Punky…. or should I say Sheila!!!! LMFAO- two can play at this game……. SHEILA F!!!!!
cnn was actually useful today, i like his later work, where he has a beard
RSVPS
: Benny (06/20, 9:50AM)
Once again Benny wants to to trumpet the fact that he thought my post was too long and so he didn’t read it. But who cares? As previously, this just indicates not only Benny’s inability to grasp its meaning but also, of course, his unrestrained egotism in feeling the need to publicly proclaim it. What a dick. I know he will never understand that, the simpleton.
: Captain (12:30PM)
No, I didn’t “elude” (I suppose you mean “allude”) to baring the breasts to remove the sexualization of the female body. My point was just the opposite, that to conceal the female’s erotic parts would stimulate the male’s imagination thereby increasing the rate of copulation and, by extension, maintaining population levels. You buffoon.
” Ivan is “T” (12:51PM)
I think you’ll find that the proper name of the battle is the “Battle of Fontenoy” (with an “o” rather than an “e”). Also, the “ed.” should come immediately after the author’s name and not after his Ph.D. Yes, it wasn’t easy editing “Great Statesmen of Europe” but I make no apologies for refusing your incompetent, inept and unscholarly manuscript.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
verry angry B M
( bowel Movement) boom y
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” Are there no longer standards for woman? I can’t believe a woman would want THAT reputation. BUT thats just my opinion OP”
I wonder what it’s like to go through life always worrying what other people think about everything I do? Maybe I’ll go join a a cult, ahem, I mean a “church”.
SHITman its called having standards. I know its an unknown concept for you as you lie with numerous dogs (your wife included), but some actually have self respect.
All those flea’s making you itchy yet? LMFAO- at you!!!!
‘While serving as a subaltern in the Boer War, the young Churchill was asked by a superior officer to give his opinion of the Boers as soldiers.
“They’re assholes, sir,” he ventured, then paused briefly and added, with a whimsical smile, “They’re assholes.”’
-Dennis Cato’s Great Statesmen of Europe, D. Cato, ed., 2006, Whippet Press, Lachine, QC.
The fact you can do something doesn’t mean you should do it.
Oh wog just because you don’t have the body to rock it topless, doesn’t mean the rest of us should have to spend our summers in turtlenecks.
Wogster makes a good point though, despite her zealous (jealous) upholding of morals. If a woman wants to wear nothing, it should be her right. But if a woman wants to dress discretely, that is also her right. Nobody has the right to tell me i’m wearing too much. Or even suggest it. I’m a bit of a conservative dresser because, believe it or not, offline i’m a pussycat. I’m shy, quiet and don’t like attention that much. Online.. i wish i could be as cool and Bender-esque as my online persona. Bitch is always upstaging me…
But sometimes, especially in the summer, I think “Fuck i could wear something three inches shorter/lower/higher” and actually question whether I know how to dress myself.
That’s fucked. I mean that’s really fucked. Why should i have to feel slutty to ALSO feel appropriate? I don’t mind what people wear. But i like my demure, doe-eyed look better. It suits me more and i’m less self-conscious.
I had a friend say “Well honey it’s just because you’re flat. But flat is in now! So rock it girlfriend” – something stupid like that.
That attitude isn’t helping anybody.
RSVP
: Ivan Shitpipe (06/21, 10″12AM)
See my comment on “Bruin’s Fan” for the very appropriate “Shitpipe” reference. Anyway, Churchill was very impressed with the tactics of the Boers as soldiers and, of course, never referred to them as “assholes.” Once again, however, Shitpipe has committed a grave solecism – not so much in not placing my “Great Statesmen of Europe” in quotation marks as shown – but in placing my name AFTER the title. This is odd in someone who claims to be (have been?) a bookseller but let it pass. However, as I mentioned in “Bruins Fan,” since Shitpipe has revealed my identity, I wonder if the moderator, upon being advised of Shitpipe’s “outing me”, has a genital vise at her disposal so that she could slowly and very painfully crush his balls.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
‘At St. Peterfondle’s Composite Academy for Insufferable Twats, the most dreaded class was a weekly 2 hour discourse on the Stoic Philosophers conducted by Dr. Enos Cicero, Ph.D. His droning billygoat voice and laboured attempts at wit were torments to be endured enlivened only by his frequent and disturbing ex tempore digressions into the subject of spanking pre-nubile girls. One year he had been saddled with an obstreperous Polish-Hibernian named Sean Bastardson who made no attempt to camouflage his disdain. One afternoon during a particularly tedious lecture on Antipater of Tarsus, Dr. Cicero had cause to halt his prating and inquire “Mr. Bastardson, is it absolutely necessary for you to fall asleep in my class!”
He then proceeded to drone on for a further 5 minutes before being halted the the sound of sonorous snoring whereupon he slammed his hand onto a leather bound volume of Gibbon and roared “Until now, Mr. Bastardson has usually attempted to conceal the fact that he was asleep!”
Without even bothering to open his eyes Sean quipped “Flake off, Touchhole” and stoically resumed his nap.’
“Pennis Playdoh’s Big Book of Pedagogical Anecdotes”. P. Playdoh, ed. 2006, Limpet Press, Lachine, QC.
My God, Pennis Playdoh is outing himself! I suppose it had to happen. Those of his ilk are rarely satisfied in outing others.
Moderator, it’s time to employ the genital vise! Don’t shirk your responsibilities! Act now!
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
You know what crayons is Ms Silver. You should look in the mirror before you start name calling me. You’d be surprised by the looks I get in my black bikini at the beach.
‘LOOK! IT’S A BEACHED ORCA WHALE! HOLYCRIPESONACRACKER, IT’S WEARING AN XXXXXXXXXXXXXL BLACK BIKINI!!!!!’
Looks of terror perhaps? You did the set-up, this is simply a punch line.
nah, i think it’s great that an old lady still feels confident enough to rock it at the beach, even with saggy boobs and lunch-lady arms. You go girl!
Ok ok.. i’ll stop now. This one is boring.
Either way, with lighter coverage or total lack thereof, two words come to mind. Sun screen.
Learnt that the hard, painful and flaky way when I first started going with the bald-head look.