You DON’T have allergies, sensitivities or other chronic multi-system illnesses! You’re crazy, that’s all! Please. Stop holding the rest of us hostage; making us spend money on things YOU like, not need. If you want a new piece of equipment, like some of the others have, wait until we can afford it – don’t tell us you need it because of some nonsense illness! Stop being a (crazy, nonsense) illness and be YOU instead! Otherwise you look like a douche bag and not particularly attractive. —Stop the Environmental Illness Bullshitters

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  1. So what if this person ISN’T faking it and that you, being in fine health and live allergy-free, have no idea what it’s like to live with daily sensitivities or pain? And what IF… you just made yourself look like a douchebag?

    Are you saying all environmental illness-ridden people are bullshitters? Is that what you’re saying? or just this particular person? I’m confused.

  2. Does the lack of comments from the usual suspects mean somebody we know and love has an environmental illness, by any chance?

  3. I think this could be a valid bitch if such a poor attitude was not portrayed. I think the bither is choked about having to spend a little extra money on something he believes is being abused. I agree that it is much easier to fake an environmental illness than something that has outward signs of sickness. If a person finds the right doctor, does a little research online for symptoms, and complains enough, a diagnosis will be made to anyone. I’m not saying that there are not people who suffer, but I am saying that environmental illness has no diagnosis, just a series of tests eliminating other diagnosable diseases, thus leaving you with an allergy or fibromyalgia diagnosis. This makes it hard to prove or disprove, thus making the ability to abuse quite easy. If you don’t think there are people out there abusing this, then I think you need to give your head a shake. (the last sentence is not directed to any particular person)

  4. You actually listened to this shit? I would have walked away after the first rant. People like this are often attention seekers, looking for any reason to make their lives a drama worthy of ‘As The Stomach Turns’. It validates them in some perverse way.

  5. If people are allowed to go on smoke breaks and come into places of work smelling like an old ash soaked rag that’s been sitting in the bottom of a green bin, then I get to use whatever scented products I like, thank you very much :D.

  6. Why do YOU have to spend money on things THEY like? Duh, have this person fund their own phobia/neurosis and you deal with your shit.

  7. I totally agree OP. Those people who claim to have allergies, sensitivities or other chronic multi-system illnesses are a pain. It’s not our fault they are physically defective. I don’t cater to their whims. I do as I wish.

  8. “A three headed dildo for sleep apena?”

    I am trying my best to figure out how that would look, and how it would be used.

  9. This sounds like someone with whom you share a household, no? I hope it’s not a member of your family! (dear mum you don’t have allergies…)
    Would it not be not more direct to say this to the person’s face? If this person needs to be in such a controlled environment, perhaps he/she should not have housemates.

  10. I work with a lady and they claim to have allergies and I believe they do. What pisses me off is the fact that I can’t wear scented ANYTHING but she can go outside and smoke her cigarettes and put thousands of other chemicals in their body but I am left having to smell her stink. But god forbid I wear a scented cream. GAWD

  11. I wouldn’t be switching to unscented/scent-free anytime soon then Beener ;D not until she and everyone else at the workplace quits smoking. Or just tell her that you’re allergic to smoke.

  12. effin sweet….thanks to OP for saying what many have been feeling for years….yes many are nuts….some are sick….some are mentally sick…..

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