Some ignorant people in this town need to learn elevator etiquette. When waiting for an elevator you do not plant your butt right in the doorway and then immediately begin to lumber inside when it opens. People inside may be trying to get out and when they see you looming there they’ll definitely want off! —Lemme Off
This article appears in Apr 12-18, 2012.


I believe I know the OP of this bitch…
It all boils down to common sense/courtesy which people these days don’t seem to have enough of.
i guess yo don’t have a rush hour dash where you come from then?
Do what I do and stand ass-first to the door, wait till it opens and fart on everyone as they try to crowd in. Then make an exit like ol’ HBK would.
I notice this at the Infirmary constantly! Hillbillies.
Sometimes you have to push your way in immediately when the door opens, if just to find out which way the elevator is going.