Dear Mr. self centered boyfriend,

if you had any form of a heart you would see how completely selfish and ridiculous you are. You do everything to benefit yourself, and only yourself. You do not see how much pain you are causing the people who care so much about you or how it makes them worry every single day. I must say, injecting anabolic steroids into your ass because you want to “get big” is really fucking awesome! What is even better is how much you are going to hate your life when your dick shrivels up to the size of a peanut and you get man boobs the size of melons. You’ll look really “awesome” with that body change. Also, liver failure is a great way to end your life at 21 years old. Not to mention you paid $400 for these drugs and you really didn’t have it to spend in the first place. Great purchase, big spenda!

Honestly, grow up and see how stupid you are being. You need to realize what you have in your life and how good you have it. If you want to lose it all, continue on this path. It may be coming sooner than you think. —Completely Fed-up Girlfriend

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  1. DTMFA. Also, I believe the term for steroid-induced breasts is “bitch tits” due to the fact that steroids contain estrogen, whereas “man boobs” come from being fat.

  2. You can’t help stupid. That shit is scary, and to get what, a short life with health problems when your in your 30’s or 40’s.

  3. steroids contain estrogen?
    that seems a little counterproductive.
    I’m not sure about that…
    I would have thought that your body would naturally produce more estrogen to keep in balance with the steroids and that when you stop taking them, your body form the ‘bitch tits’ because you’re swung out of balance in the other direction.

    leave him before he leaves you… you’ve obviously become incompatible.
    If his self-destructive behavior doesn’t suit your fancy, find someone else’s who does.

  4. That seems like a more plausible reason, z3. I knew there was a reason for it, I just couldn’t remember exactly what it was.

  5. The only bitcher for whom it isn’t a dealbreaker is Tommy, who’s all man from what I read…

  6. lol not sure quite what you mean there Xeno.. there’s no deal to break. I don’t date men, shriveled junk or not.

    If I did I’d think it’d be a dealbreaker though. I’m superficial like that.

  7. Cheesie dick aside, I’ve known people who went fucking mental doing that garbage. The same guys buy ‘Muscle Milk’ at Scotia Square, giggling as they joyfully skip thru the food court to the parking garage.

    Run, OP, pump them crazy legs – this guy is a sack of shit and one day he’ll be a dump truck of shit so make tracks before he buries you under his moobies.

  8. He’s obviously more concerned about how he looks and impressing others … egomaniac. Walk away now when (hopefully) there aren’t too many complications, and before you continue down a path with him that’s harder to find a way out of.

  9. Hey OP – if he won’t give up the steroids you will have to give him up. It is nasty and it is telling a great deal about his character. He is only young but he is messing with something that is very damaging. Steroids are like people that are addicted to plastic surgery. It becomes an addiction that can severally change a person mentally even more than physically.
    Give him the ultimatum and if he picks a needle in the ass, well that just tells you where you stand and what kind of life you are in for with this person.
    Sorry OP but your young so don’t live like this too long.

  10. What is he, training to be a wrestler? Does he have a job lifting really heavy things in three reps of ten? Just add alcohol and wait for the rage to begin, that should make for interesting breakfast conversation. What a douche!!!

  11. “dick shrivels up to the size of a peanut” …. lol….too funny. The dude might as well chop it off. I wonder which guy at the gym this is? Would love to laugh at him and his lack of a penis.

  12. Honey if you’re into macho guys, this is just a fraction of the epic fallout that results. Wait until you’re a little older and he replaces you with someone who looks as good as he thinks he does.

    Seriously, if you go for guys with no substance, you’ll get a guy with no substance. It really shouldn’t be anymore of a surprise than “it’s thursday because it’s thursday”

  13. everyone will probly tell you o.p., you should have fucked the suckster, then this wouldn’t be the case you have here.

  14. So … thinking a bit more … and since I don’t know your or your boyfriend, these are only my thoughts … influenced heavily by past life experience … ergo, I’ve been where you are. In no way am I declaring that what I’m about to write will relate directly to your situation … but just a little something of my own perspective that you may or may not have considered.

    Whether he’ll admit it or not, I think he’s insecure and looking for a way to feel better about himself. If increased muscle mass and strength are seen as desirable physical characteristics by him/his peers, then this is why he’s choosing this course of action. He’ll feel good about himself … get more attention because he’s bigger and stronger and can add a few more plates on the hack machine. And, maybe he’ll be more intimidating to others … the guy that no one wants to fuck with. Most of us will never see the logic in it, but he obviously does.

    Overall … it could be a sign that he has some deeper issues that he needs to fix and you won’t be able to do that for him … so an ultimatum of “don’t shoot up or I’m gonna leave you” … isn’t likely to fix anything. He has to realize and accept there are things about him that he doesn’t like and work on fixing them himself … you can’t do it for him. It can be a long, painful and frustrating road if you choose to walk it with him … but only you know if that’s what you can do at this point in your life. And if you can’t, don’t feel guilty about it … we all have to do what’s right for us.

    And … one cycle isn’t likely going to result in bitch tits, roid rage or testicular atrophy … but if he is using this as a starting point, some of the visible and internal negative side effects will likely occur over time.

    http://www.steroid.com/steroids_side_effec…

    The only other thing I’ll say is that if you choose to stay with him and he doesn’t stop … at least beg of him to use a clean needle every time. Good luck to you OB, whatever you decide.

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