My husband witnessed two young female adults shoplifting at a grocery store tonight. They were in their late teens. I feel bad that the parents have to deal with the little assholes over the holidays. You guys just destroyed your family holiday. —You deserve jail

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  1. based on the fact that op said they ruined their holiday, I’m assuming they were caught.

    If not, perhaps we need to start installing burmese tiger traps near the metal detectors as a second line of defense.

    “there was a metal thing in it that set off the detectors. Can you believe it, detectors in food stores…. what a society. Eat a bite of turkey and go straight to hell”

  2. How do you know they were adults? A lot of young teens look pretty adult with the clothes they wear and their makeup etc… and maybe they didn’t have a family to spend the holiday with anyway. Yes it’s a shame that people shoplift and they should be punished accordingly, but I think you make a lot of assumptions here.

  3. I just stole a package of diapers by accident the other day; there was no room in my basket so i put them under the stroller and forogt they were there until i was halfway home. I was too tired to go back and rationalized by telling myself what a rip-off diapers are in this country and how when i lived away the same brand cost half the price. As i type this i now feel a new anger for baby formula also being a blatant rip-off here….costing $30 a tin. If i hadnt paid 1/4 the price for that same brand in my old home, i wouldnt question it as I’m fortunate enough to be able to afford it…but i really feel for struggling parents here!

  4. I feel bad for struggling parents as well. Shoplifting though is a crime. I was at the same store and saw the police there and a man talking to them. One girl was in the police van don’t know what happened to the other. I agree with the OP because I saw the after affects.

  5. You’re honestly no better than the subject of this bitch, Z…hate to say it but…accident or not, you stole something that wasn’t yours.

  6. so did you report them at the time, or not? maybe they were hired by the company to check out how easy it would be to rip stuff off. i have worked doing just that, to test the reactions and to gauge how efficient staff were. and trust me, a lot failed.
    as a side note, the cops use kids to go and try to buy smokes, it’s an entrapment, sure, but hey, it’s your ass not theirs. mystery shoppers abound, and you just never know what other types are out there. unless you act, and say something, you will never know if they were stealing or not. they test the public too sometimes. think about this, next time you are out and about. some people even get a cash prize if they spot these people, and an award for being a good citizen.

  7. Z, where the hell do they charge $30 for a can of formula. I take it you mean the powder stuff. You can get it anywhere from $17-23 in most places.

  8. Bro tim it’s $28.99 for a 750ml canister of similac omega 3 at no frills here in toronto. I remember paying the same price in the bedford superstore when i was visiting.
    Pretty kitty, I didn’t intentionally steal anything; but i wasn’t about to feel bad about not hauling my stroller a km back through the crunchy snow and ice-filled sidewalks to pay for the diapers. You can equate me to a common thief though, i REALLY couldn’t give a shit. .

  9. Who fucking cares, a faceless corporationn that bumps their prices up for for loss prevention reasons, is responsible for teaching another stupid teen a lesson in honesty. I’m sure the family will survive this travesty, even in this delicate season.

  10. How about paying for them the next time you went in, Z? You justified it by saying it’s soooo expensive? Who gives a shit. You ARE a common thief, like it or not, with that attitude.

  11. Z is you can have a kid you can pay for the diapers and whatever else. If it’s too much for you to handle then close your fucking legs. No matter what excuse you have for taking merchandise without paying for it you still committed theft and deserve to be punished by law. You’re only getting upset with people here because they’re calling you on your bullshit.

    Again, if you can’t afford diapers/formula or anything then keep your legs closed.

  12. Maybe diapers and formula wouldn’t be so expensive if people like Z didn’t steal it from the stores *shrug*

    Just a thought.

  13. I would have to agree with Nice Goin and Pretty Kitty. Use the $ in the first place to buy birth control until you can afford to have a child.

  14. NGF maybe you should read my post again, you crude, overly-agressive and I’m guessing small-penised man. You really need to get yourself some meds for all that bottled up rage, asshole. And pretty kitty, you are absollutely nauseating.

  15. What does my penis have to do with you being a thief? Your baby is going to get a rash for stealing diapers. That’s what the kids call “karma” nowadays.

  16. And another thing, NGF- i didn’t get ‘upset’ with anyone here prior to your post. I merely told pretty kitty I didn’t give a shit that she told me i was no better than the thieves written about above. And I never said I couldn’t afford children either, I said that I felt for the people who couldn’t. And although i have never intentionally stolen anything in my life (or by accident either, up until the other day) and did think to myself ‘oh shit’ when I’d realized my mistake, i really dont feel like it was that big a deal. You and PK do….probably because neither of you has much of a life….or you’re nuns.

  17. Are the two of you dating or something? Or do you just stick to swapping pictures and anecdotes of PK’s cats over the bitch board

  18. I do have a life. I work reguarly and am in school and can afford to pay for my own things – at least. If you don’t think what happened is a big deal it’s a poor reflection of your mindset. You could have called and explained what happened but, no, instead you obviously think you’re justified in what you did. And no matter what you think it’s not an excuse. You stole something, whether intentional or not, and did nothing to ‘fix’ the situation.

    Your whole “not giving a shit” shows that you are/were upset with what people said on here or would think of you. And they’re right to think of you as a thief. You do not have a right to be upset and defend yourself for something so stupid. You committed theft. You deserve to be reported and/or punished for what happened.

    I’m aware that mistakes happen. But if I “accidentally” took something big and obvious like diapers I would have the decency to call the store back and explain what happened with an offer to stop-in and pay for the purchase. Again, if you can’t afford diapers don’t have kids.

    It’s obvious you’re pissed off with what ‘we’ think otherwise you wouldn’t be defending yourself and taking offense to people calling you out on your own bullshit. You broke the law and did something unethical but in your mind it’s okay because you’re Z.

    I’d tell you to get a life but I don’t want you stealing any more 🙂

  19. No, NGF, you idiot; i said i didn’t give a shit because i don’t. Little Miss Moral Code gave a shit. My initial comment was actually meant to be provoke ideas about big companies committing wallet rape on us consumers when they know they’re providing a necessity as opposed to a luxury…because although I CAN READILY AFFORD whatever my family needs in life, I still feel frustration in getting ripped off. And no….i still don’t give a shit. But I do think you and your girlfriend (or alternate personality) are overly-simplistic, finger-wagging, morally black and white dipshits. And telling people to” close their legs” just goes to show what an angry, ugly-minded, backwards hick you sadly are.

  20. Oh…so if i didn’t accidentally walk out with-as you say- something big and obvious, then that would make it better, NGF??? Please, do explain!

  21. guys, come oon now, this is our z, she made an error in judgement. i won’t call her a thief, but maybe yes, she should have told them next time. z, i won’t pretend to be a goody two shoes, i am far from it. just keep an eye out in future sweetie.
    the old suckster is still on your team, and agent butter too. guys, can any of you honestly say, that any of you have never, ever done anything , wrong. no matter how fucking small. let they without sin, throw the biggest brick, and remember, the santa and flying spegheti monster are watching and listening.

  22. Simple fact is I called Z out on her bullshit and she didn’t like it.

    Mistakes happen, I get that. And it’s not even the fact that you didn’t go back — it’s the fact that you feel justified and entitled to free shit (which is technically, now, stolen) because it’s “too expensive.” THAT makes you a common thief. Shoplifters justify their acts just like you have. You could’ve called or mentioned it next time you were in, but no, you felt entitled to free stuff just because you feel it’s too expensive.

    You’ve been around long enough, Z, that you had to have known SOMEONE was going to call you out on your shit. Don’t act so surprised.

    And no, NGF and I aren’t dating. I wouldn’t date that fat bastard with a 50 foot pole 😛

  23. ….

    that and some people legitimately don’t give a shit if something gets stolen from a gigantic corporate box store. but you’d be too privileged to understand that.

  24. It is no secret that we as consumers are being gouged at every turn in this Culture Of Greed. Nothing will change unless consumers refuse to pay greedy prices. Not paying for something as a response to over-inflated prices is just two ‘wrongs’ trying to make a ‘right’. Z can justify her actions ’til she’s blue in the face but it still doesn’t alter the fact that she is in position of something still owned by the store. Payment transfers ownership of the item to the ‘purchaser’. Without this transaction a theft has occured. The better person would return to the store, admit their mistake and pay for the item. Actions speak louder than words Z. Your choice. You can be the better person or you can stay your ‘moral’ ground even though you are clearly in the wrong. It is troubling to think your child is learning it is okay to take things without paying through your actions.

  25. neville: stealing from big “faceless” corporations hurts the consumer and the employee of said corporations in the end because the first two things these organizations will do is raise prices and cut staff hours.

    If you pulled your head out of your arse, you’d realize this, you stupid assfuck.

    Also: OC is on the ball with this.

  26. Ocean, exactly. many years ago I went to a gas station (while on vacation), paid for my gas with a hundred dollar bill, got the change and put it in my pocket without looking. Later when I took it out, I saw that the attendant gave me about $60 more in change than he should have. When I came back about a week later I stopped in and settled the account properly. It wasn’t a big deal but the right thing to do.

  27. This person I used to work with bragged to me last year about how she stole a turducken – holy fuck, wouldn’t that make you walk like you were dragging your ovaries on a piston jockey’s creeper?

  28. I’ve seen cashiers ring things through….
    “15.86 please.”

    I hand them a 20… unbelievably, they hand back 15.86….
    I put in pocket and walk out.
    smiling.

    I could have given it back… but then again, they could have hired someone that can use the fully functioning, huge money calculator properly, as is required for the job.

    call me what you will.
    Let those who’ve never kept something without earning it cast the first insult.

  29. So what you’re saying, is that your integrity is worth $10.86, good for you.

    Fuck, last week I had my witer tires put on new rims, and installed.
    The shop was only going to charge $30.00, for the installation. Being the honest guy that I am, I corrected the mistake, and paid the full amount.
    It’s too bad that in todays world, traits such as honesty and integrity, are things of the past.

  30. the world is your oyster when you lose all faith in humanity.
    🙂

    perhaps my set of morals and values isn’t perfectly in line with yours…
    we all can’t be 100% pure, altruistic saints like you hugo.

  31. Do you know how many people cashiers check out in a day, zZz? I doubt you’re perfect when you do your job, my friend. Everyone makes mistakes here and there. Even you, mr zed man!

    I’m not saying I’ve never done anything wrong in my life, but I certainly wouldn’t brag about stealing something like it’s my God given right. That’s just tacky.

  32. oh, and apparently you can’t use a calculator either…
    my ‘integrity’ apparently goes for $ 11.72

  33. I wasn’t really bragging…
    and how is it stealing if they willingly give it to you?
    can I hand you the keys to my car and then call the cops?

    I’m certainly not out with intent to confuse them or rip em off…

  34. I wasn’t talking about you bragging, I was bringing up the Z example.

    Also, it’s one thing to see the change on the cash register, but when you’re counting it out and you’re trying to keep your IPMs up it’s understandable how someone could get screwed up here or there.

  35. Sure, come into my autobody shop, drop off your car and keys, forget/lose the invoice. Guess that means I have a new car. Better yet, by your logic I can sell it, and it’s your tough luck.
    Trying to justify dishonesty is low.
    You should be a politician.

  36. 🙂 I like to keep the days interesting.

    oh, and if I were a politician, I wouldn’t raise taxes… all the ER’s will be open and available 24×7 … aw shucks. someone already beat me to those promises….

    what’s that?
    they broke them anyways?
    sweet, I have a platform with a proven record of success in elections!

  37. Life Sucks, i am cyberhugging you 🙂
    Im not calling the Superstore or returning to pay for the diapers. We’re just heading up to the mall now and since diapers are unopened, I’m donating them to the christmas drive along with what i bought for it.

  38. Every time I get too much change back I always correct the cashier…I feel like it will come out of their pocket…also I just feel bad….and would hope someone would correct my human error…..but I’m not perfect
    Last year I stole deodorant…I didn’t mean too…but I never corrected it. I had threw deodorant in the cart then a heavy box of kitty littler…and so and so on. The cashier had just scanned the litter cause it was heavy…and I had no idea there was something under it… I couldn’t remember the 200+ dollars I had just spent at the store…it was during Christmas and I had my little guy with me…and by the time I got him in his car seat half asleep and then went to put my stuff in the trunk, I realized I hadn’t paid for the item. If my son was awake and knew what had happened I would have gone back in to show him a good example…but I was tired and I forgot all about it later down the road and never paid for it. I’m not losing sleep over it…but I did feel guilty at the time.

  39. Why not bring the diapers back to the superstore since they technically still own them?

    Donating them still doesn’t make you any less of a thief.

  40. How about we call it, being an unintentional thief.
    But in the end it’s still stealing 🙁

    One thing I learnt a long, long time ago, fess up to your screw-ups, the sooner the better. I have never gotten into trouble (as an adult) for coming clean.

  41. Ok Pretty Kitty, so now I was” bragging” about my unintentional theft, was I? I didn’t know you were a psychiatrist! For the record, i was confiding my guilt in the bitch board, rather casually because given that I have always been an honest person who does the right thing I did not feel that bad about a one-off mistake of not paying for my diapers when i have not only spent a fortune in that grocery store but as well have been ripped off on mispriced items I did not make a fuss about given that they weren’t discovered until I was all the way home. But go ahead, tell me more about what’s inside my head, you fucking twit. It’s very obvious to me that you are a morally self righteous egg brain who, like your angry fat friend, enjoys jumping down other people’s throats to make yourself feel good. You and NGF might not be dating but you’d be a perfect couple: you both think you’re tough here but you’re probably both complete inpotents in real life…each with no life. Who goes to a bitch board in order to coo about their cats but a crazy cat lady. Pathetic twat.

  42. Pretty Kitty (how DID you come up with that username, btw? Was it based on your favorite Disney film? So adorable!) If you dont want to seem like you made it personal with me and would like to come across as consistent in your sunday-night-made-for-tv-film-morals, you should probably jump down Real Chick’s throat and tell her what a thief she is too, because her scenario is identical to mine.

  43. PK is taking it easy on me because she knows I’m hormonal and cry easy. I think she’s being a little hard on you…but no one seems to be backing down in this argument….PK knows that I would never call someone names or fight back, for calling me out…that I would just feel worst about the situation. Where’s Miss Painey with that darn hose anyway?? She always keeps the peace around here.

  44. Your justification for stealing being that diapers and formula are over priced sounded like bragging to me. The issue here is, you felt entitled to keep something you mistakingly took from the store — something you did not pay for. I called you out on your bullshit, and you obviously are bothered by that given your continued attempt at name calling and further justification. I have nothing against you, personally, but you’re not going to convince me, no matter what you say, that you’re anything but a thief, given the fact that you felt entitled to keep them. They’re not yours. You didn’t pay for them. What about that do you not understand?

    I don’t think I’m morally superior, but I’m also not about to say you had every right to keep something that’s not yours. If you don’t like that, tough. You can try every disparaging remark and rant towards me you can think of, I still think you committed theft. Plain and simple.

  45. Oh fuck, stop bitching at someone for accidently taking diapers! She didn’t beat an old lady with a table leg like those misunderstood youfs a couple years ago on the commons.

  46. Again, i’m not bitching about her taking diapers, I’m bitching about the entitlement behind her decision to keep them.

    Hooked on phonics sure didn’t work for you, sodeypop 😉

  47. Hey, Z, if Loblaws wanted to donate to whatever charity you gave stolen pampers to they would. Your act doesn’t make you any less of a thief. And it is your entitlement that is turning me off. I hope your kids don’t grow up to be a self-entitled, shit-eating thief like you 🙂

    Maybe your shitty attitude is why you don’t have a baby-daddy to drive the pampers back to the store, thief.

  48. Utterly fucking rediculous, people calling someone a common theif for forgetting to pay for diapers. I supose none of you douchebags never even so much as tested a grape at the grocery store without paying for it. Why don’t you roll your moral code really really small so it will fit up your tight asses.

  49. Howd SHITD know I have a nice, tight, wonderful ass?

    And if you’ve tasted one grape before you’ve tasted them all. I just purchased the bunch before sampling any. No need to taste-test grapes at the grocery store. They’re going to taste like grapes.

  50. if i took a pen from the office did i have the intention of stealing it or did i not realize at quiting time I had it while rushing out the door? just a random thought.

  51. There you go again, NGF, talking out of your sour, flatulent ass. I do have a baby daddy, and we do have a car, thanks. My husband commutes to work with it, not that this was my excuse for not returning the diapers after I realized my error. The reason I posted here was because i was hoping to provoke some conversation about the shades of grey in life. It’s too bad that people like you and PK are too one-dimensional to see that they exist. Some people here do, thank fuck.
    Although i initially felt bad when I realized what I’d done, after some consideration I just decided that I didn’t feel THAT bad….and i feel better for having donated them than I would have after returning them. You’re just picking at me because I’ve told you off before and you know I think you’re a complete fucking wanker.

  52. There are shades of gray but keeping something you didn’t pay for is not one of them.

    Well ya know I just sideswiped a car and knocked a little old lady over but…
    Although i initially felt bad when I realized what I’d done, after some consideration I just decided that I didn’t feel THAT bad….

    ‘Nuff said.

  53. guys, guys, come on now. let’s put this shit to rest. z already feels bad, you are out for blood, and i’m in the middle. yes, we all have done something wrong at one time or other, no matter how fucking small or insignificant it might have been. go back to day one if you have to.
    we have no fucking haloes on our heads, and are not saints, and i’ll call anyone of you a fucking liar to your face, if you try to say you never did anything , no matter how fucking trivial, wrong.
    we are human, and as such, make a lot o mistakes in our shor lifespan. if we were so perfect, then how come we can’t do miracles and walk on water and shit like that. let’s just all agree to a common ground, it’s not what you do/did, but how you interpret said action. i’m tired, been up all night with this fucking wind driving me nuttier than i am. so guys, let’s bury the hatchet, and be good little bitchers and bitches. remember, the great flying speghetti monster sees all, that’s why i have him as an avatar here today.
    christmas is only 3 days off, and we should forgive and forget any past transgressions against people, here and abroad. z, sweetie, cyberhugs to you too. come on guys, let’s be nice to each other, or we might get shut down.

  54. It must be really nice for you PK, to sit in moral tower and throw rocks at the rest of us. I’m sure nobody of your moral stature has anything to regret. So congrats!!! You are the pillar of perfection we all hope someday to reach.

  55. Well, SHITD, if thinking someone is wrong to think they have a right to keep something they accidently took from a store based on the fact that they didn’t like the price is sitting in a moral tower throwing rocks at the rest of you, then I hope I hit you and Z, in this case, square in the face.

    Like I said, it’s not the fact that Z accidently took the diapers, it’s her attitude, that, she’s justified in not returning them, and, that, in fact it’s her right to keep them and do whatever she pleases with them, because in her opinion the store charges too much for them.

    Maybe if people like her didn’t pull that shit, things would be a lot less expensive. Shoplifting, whether accidential or intentional costs the retail industry A LOT and it’s consumers who suffer in the end.

    I don’t care that she accidently took them — and I don’t care that she was unable to take them back right away or otherwise, it’s her ATTITUDE that she was ENTITLED to keep them because, in her opinion, the store charges too much for them in the first place. That’s what makes her a thief. And that’s where my problem with this lies.

    But I guess that kind of logic is one dimensional.

  56. I see a real difference in stealing something, & mistakenly taking something.
    Others obviously do not.
    While I may see it that way, I doubt the courts & our legal system does…it’s probably why ‘Justice’ is shown not just holding a set of scales, she’s also blindfolded & IMO should also be wearing knee high rubber boots & holding her nose !

  57. When she realized her mistake in obtaining the diapers without paying, the only valid option for Z, legally and morally, would have been returning to the store with them to either return them or pay for them. Donating them was wrong because none of us has the right to go into stores and select items to give to charity. Nor are charities interested in receiving stolen goods. This is not a grey area, Z. This is black and white. Try explaining your ‘grey area’ theory to a policeman! What is soooooo freaking difficult about returning to the store with (or without) the item and the truth about forgetting to pay? Not only is one’s conscience guilt-free, store employees will now be able to recognize a shopper who is in possession of integrity. Now, that’s priceless!

  58. There IS a difference, more, but the outcome is the same, i.e. someone in possesion of something not paid for. What to do when one arrives at that point has nothing to do with the road taken to get there. In this case, the cost to one’s soul seems higher than the cost of the diapers should not owning up to the mistake be the choice.

  59. Why aren’t you preachers getting on Real Chick’s back for accidentally stealing the deodorant???? Because i gave my guilt some extra thought rather than simply leaving it at “I’m not losing any sleep over it”? What I did was no difference from what she did, morrons. Some of you must be so goddamned bored in life you’re desperation to create drama on this site and flame someone for fun overrides your sense.

  60. I never made a single excuse to justify stealing. I only said that I was in the same position as z and never made right on my dishonesty. I never said that I felt it was ok because that store ripped me off countless times. I tried to lighten the topic and say “I as well have made the mistake of Z”. But Thanks for trying to pull me under the bus with you! I really appreciate it. I don’t fight back most of the time…I don’t call names…..if pretty kitty would have called me a common thief at the start of this post….I would not have defended my actions and continued the argument. Merry F’n Christmas!!!!

  61. I didn’t call RC out on her accidently taking the deodorant because she didn’t try to justify it. She owned up to the fact that she didn’t pay for it and moved on. YOU on the other hand, Z, claimed you were entitled to the diapers because you felt ripped off, as RC said.

    The fact that you keep missing this point is really sad, and speaks volumes to your ability to understand logic. Your accidental procurement of free goods turned into theft the second you rationalized it as your God given right.

    And the fact, Z, that you’re getting so upset about this says to me that you know nothing about personal responsibility, which is scary given the fact that you are a parent. At least RC realized what she did was wrong, even if she never made right on it. That was never my point. My point is, you are a thief who won’t own up to her fuck up. And I’ll continue to call you out on it until you realize your shit does not stink and you’re not above the law. Don’t like it? Tough.

  62. I once had enough points for a certain drug store to redeem them and get like $200 worth o’ crap, so I got this expensive perfume and a bunch of other cosmetic stuff. I still needed to spend like $30 to reach $200 and the cosmetician was showing me some things and left them on the counter. When she was bagging my items she must have grabbed some of the stuff I didn’t want and stuck them in. When I noticed this while on my way home, I turned back around and BROUGHT IT BACK because I didn’t pay for it and taking things like that hurts the employees and customers more than the million dollar corporation. I can’t tell you all the fun-filled hours I had while working retail, sticking those security tags on all cosmetics and DIAPERS (high theft items, go figure). The reason these things get to be oh so expensive is because of theft. Yes, they are more expensive than a can of soup to begin wtih, but stealing them doesn’t help anyone.

  63. LOL @ Z claiming I’m only “picking on her” because she told me off on here. Right. I lose so much sleep plotting vengeance against people who tell me off online.

    Thief.

  64. Pain Girl, i wasn’t trying to throw you under the bus with me; I just wanted to point out PK and NGF’s fixation on my post. I appreciate you pointed out your own error and know you meant is supportingly, so thanks 😉
    What people like PK stubbornly and stupidly refuse to acknowledge is that the only difference between us is that I mentioned how my inadvertent theft got me thinking about consumers being taken advantage of when it comes to certain items of necessity,and that as a result I felt bad for people that are struggling financially. IF PK is too much of a fucking morron to understand that, it’s her with the logic problem and not I. It’s very obvious to me that she and NGF were looking for a flame, because let’s face it, there are certain regulars here who desperately seek them out and are willing to ignore the bigger picture in order to spark one.
    Another thing PK, if you really think that it’s people like me who keep the prices up, you really ARE a fucking fool.

  65. You felt entitled to keep something you technically stole…I called you out on it and said it was wrong.

    By YOUR logic you’re saying stealing is ok.

    Hmm…

    Also: Z, I’m not the one here using personal insults to argue my point. Using personal insults and rants (you called me: a moron, a twat, went on about how I have no life, etc…) just shows how a) you take shit on the internet WAY too seriously and b) you couldn’t put an intelligent, logical argument together if your life depended on it. It all comes down to the fact that someone called you out and didn’t just ignore the fact that you stole something, mistakingly or not, and stated you were entitled to keep it because it was more expensive than you would’ve liked to pay for it.

    By YOUR logic, I should just go and help myself to a Coach bag because they’re REALLY expensive. That’s what it comes down to. I don’t really know how to make this easier for you to understand.

    And if you REALLY think what you did was anything less than wrong, I really question the life lessons you will be teaching your kid.

  66. While your at it Miss Kitty can you please grab me a
    MADISON CLOVER PRINT LARGE SOPHIA SATCHEL.
    It’s so pretty!!

  67. you can pick out my ‘Murse’ while you’re at it.
    You’d have a better idea of what to look for than I would.

  68. What’s a murse? Do you mean a manbag? I have a man I work with who wears a prada manbag…but calls it his purse. lol. He can pull it off though, most men can’t

  69. Coach doesn’t really carry dude’s purses….wallets, yeah, but…I think prada’s the big designer in men’s bags [heh].

  70. The 8th Commandment is fairly clear; Thou Shalt Not Steal.

    There don’t appear to be any Biblical amendments or codicils, no mention of diapers or perfume.

    Good job this wasn’t AfghanistanPakistanFairviewistan – they would’ve opted for Sharia and off with one of your paws.

  71. Nice try NGF,and thanks for proving my point about you. As for you, PK, talking about how seriously I take this site, I just want to ask: how is that you have so much free time as to post comments onvirtually every thread written, no matter what the time of day? Because, as you can see ,the frequency of my posts is extremely limited with the exception of this thread. wait a sec…I forgot you were a health care professional. Well why don’t you stop wasting tax payers money and do your job? You clearly have WAY too much time on your hands
    This is it for me….i am happily done with this thread.

  72. PK do you really think that retail stores would lower the prices if they eliminated theft? What colour is the sky in your world? Must be nice to live in the magic land of lolipops, unicorns and rainbows.

  73. I don’t work for the tax payer, and my supervisors have noted numerous times on my efficiency in finishing my work load. But, nice try. And I’m also not the one who went bat shit insane calling someone names just because they pointed out a fact instead of engaging in an actual valid intelligent argument. News flash: once one starts throwing personal insults, no one takes their ability to argue anything with any amount of validity anymore.

  74. enough already, i will settle this once and for all time. OUR FUCKING GOVERNMENTS STEAL FROM US EVERY DAY, AND THEY GET AWAY WITH IT. why isn’t no one going on about the past, present and yes future fucking crooks that were, are, and will be in political office,huh? and looky here, then we have all those nice clergy, who steal kids innocence by fucking them, and in turn, fucking up their lives, so bad, they kill themselves. and lo and fucking behold, the oil compnanies, power corp., banks, and a whole fucking slew of others, that are rubbing our noses in it, every fucking day, and getting away with it. now, put this bullshit to rest, for the love of fuck.she fucked up, big deal, we all did, will do and probly are doing at this minute. so don’t give me any of your holier than thou bullshit.
    JUST FUCKING DROP IT.

  75. and as an afterthought, i have a half million in life insurance that says that no one on this fucking earth is an angel. you bring me proof positive that you or anyone else is, including a signed letter from whatever god/s you believe in, statng that you or so and so are an angel on earth, with real wings growing on your back and halo to prove it, and you become the sole owner of that policy when i croak.
    and i know for a fact that any of you here, or reading this can do it, because their just ain’t no fucking angels anywhere. we are all fucking human, and as such, will make mistakes, some more than others. so, if you are without any type of sin, of any kind, start tossing your rocks.
    did i hurt your feelings by telling you that little truth, if i did, tough fucking luck. you all should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. on your high horses and not looking in your own fucking dirty closets. i have done shit in the past nyself, that would knock your fucking socks off. do you see me preaching to z, or anyone else, no you fucking don’t. if this shit keeps up, i will not bother coming here anymore. this just pisses me off so fucking much. YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD.

  76. LS, you should really tell the meth lab next door that the fumes are getting to you.
    you are becoming more senile as they days go by.

  77. Oceanchick, I missed your reply until just now.
    For the record I do not have a soul.
    I sold it (traded it actually) to the devil about 25 years ago for a case of ice cold beer one summer when I was reshingling a roof .
    But not to worry I wasn’t using it, never seen a need up to that point & haven’t had a need for one since, so its all good !

  78. ain’t no fucking meth labs in my area zzz, maybe yours, but not mine. and yes, you have been told, told to fucking let it go, period. i see z isn’t even posting anywhere else either, thanks for turning her away, some of you can be real assholes, and i’ll let your wings fold you up and fly you the fuck away.

  79. LS, I live like 2 blocks away from you…
    and yes… yes we do.
    random people being cut/shot and then headed to that stupid motel every week…
    don’t kid yourself.

  80. i don’t give a shit where anyone lives at, i live in a nice quiet area, no fucking dope dealers around me, if they want to stay heakthy. and where i am, i know where that motel is, a fucking shithole since seasons took it over.

  81. Life Sucks, you have always been and still are, by far, my absolute favorite poster here. I’ve said it before so you know it’s not just because you supported me here; your comments are the most fun to read on every thread. And here they just made me want to give you a huge hug and say thanks. I’d hug a few others here too.
    I initially planned to leave my comments at the first one I wrote in response to Pk. But when NGF commented with the statement that if I couldn’t afford to have kids then I should “close my legs,” as if I am some sort of whore with her legs wide open, a bottle of Colt 42 in one hand and my welfare check in the other, I saw red. What a fucking crude thing to say. No one I know would make such a disgusting, ignorant, rude-as-fuck comment. Was my initial comment really so hard to to relate to? (a rhetorical question, I’m not getting sucked in again after this last comment) I seriously wonder….what world does this morron live in? Is it one that is drawn with crayons??
    Last year, my husband, baby and I left a country that was- and still is- falling apart. We were really lucky to leave in fortunate circumstances and have managed to continue them here, but most of the friends we left behind there have lost their livelihoods. I feel guilty in that we got off so easy, because these friends who couldn’t just pick up and leave their country like we did (thank fuck for dual citizenship) are fucked now. These were people with great jobs- great incomes- people who worked hard for the security of their future- and now they can’t even find jobs at a department store, let alone within their professions. They entered parenthood with total confidence in the future…and now they are struggling in a serious way. So that’s what got me thinking about manufacturers taking the piss with their obscene pricing of certain necessities that costs pennies to make. When people like NGF make comments about people “closing their legs” if they cannot afford kids, it fills me with rage. If only life were that simple, eh you fucking morron, NGF? And his smarmy little buddy Pk (“I heart you!”) chiming in with her irritating, (“persnickety!”) little echo, I decided to let lose. So I’m not going anywhere; this thread took up more time than it ever should have and so from now on i’ll resume my usual self with my here-and-there comments on the stuff I think is fun.

  82. After reading through this thread, I have decided to report ‘Z’ to the police for her diaper theft. I have already printed off this entire thread for them to review, and hopefully appropriate charges will be coming against that scumbag Z soon. Expect a knock on your door with a half dozen cops, guns drawn and yelling at you to get on the fucking ground, any day now, Z. Your days are numbered you sick bitch. I hope you spend the next ten years with a 250 pound plaid-wearing cellmate named Butchina who likes to use a strap-on made of rolled up newspaper and elastic bands.

    Nah, just kidding! Merry Christmas.

  83. z, my sweet, have a good christmas, and q, you got a sick sense of humour, but i love it, being the sadistic sicko lunatic that i am.
    well i see that no one has taken up my challenge for half a million bucks in life insurance premiums from me. hmmm, i wonder why not? maybe it’s because there isn’t an angel on here. yes z, you drop by anytime you feel like it, to me, you are always welcome. i gonna give everyone of you a christmas gift starting today, i will not post one more comment, til dec. 26., if there are any more bitches before then. until such time as i see the people here bringing me their wings and a signed letter from their god/s, i will consider everyone the same as you z, some maybe more than the others. let them without any sins, cast the first stones, (remember that one people). anyway, thanks for the kind words z, and hope to get together with some of you fallen people next year. com. ivan, it’s a sure thing there. and a bit of the suds maybe?

  84. Z — I hope you can appreciate that people have different opinions. While I don’t agree with what you did, you’ll note that I didn’t take part or agree with NGF’s posts. The world is made up of an infinite number of different opinions, and I just hope in the future you don’t take a differing opinion personally. I don’t use personal attacks to justify a point. Never have, never will. I’m no angel and have called people names around here, sure, but I’d never base my argument around personal attacks — I always try to explain myself logically. The problem is, the world is far from logical.

    Anyway, I’d wish you a Merry Christmas, Z, but I don’t think twats with no lives are able to. 🙁

  85. Lifer – absolutely! And if I could have one Christmas wish, it would be that a young woman out in Alberta would realize that a loving , caring extended family is in her little boy’s best interests and come on home with him. I know this is not a happy time for you with some really bad memories but, Merry Christmas, Mein Friend.

  86. Fucking dual citizenships. The only people who should have are chilldren. Once you become an adult then you should have to choose which country you are a citizen of.one person, one country. But if you have dual citizenship, then you should have to pay taxes to both countries. You want the benefits, then you have to pay for them.

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