This is for all the dirty old men who are looking for some afternoon delight for a fee as the pass down windmill rd. I’m not a freakin hooker it not my falult that the stock bus company wants to use that corner. I’m waitting for my kid to get home from school it 2 pm not 2am ok.

mad mom

This article appears in Jun 19-25, 2008.

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  1. Go to the dollar store, buy a fake plastic police badge, flash that at them next time and watch ’em run like hell…

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  2. or just print up an exhorbant price list, and wave that around…I’m sure most perverted old men are also cheap…anything over 20 bucks will probably send them running 😉

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  3. Use way more makeup, make your hair really big, use shadows to strengthen your jawline, and more shadows to give yourself an Adam’s apple, and see them run like hell. Or enjoy the chance to charge double.

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