Kay this is fucked up. I was having a beer with a male friend at my place. I started dancing, the music was good. He pulls out his dick and starts rubbing one out while watching me! WTF, I told him to stop and he kept jerking for all his might while using me for j/o material. The same thing happened to me a few years ago from a guy on a dating website. I chatted to this attractive older man for over a year before we met. e comes over, we’re sitting on opposite sofas, and he just pulls out his cock and starts masturbating! I got angry. I felt violated and pissed that he disrespected me so as to not give a fuck what I thought about him pulling out his pathetic red crayon. Are you some kind of exhibitionists? You need to know that it ain’t that thrilling for a woman to see that—it’s like the equivalent of receiving a dick pic in your email. It feels like an assault, actually. The next motherfucker tries this on me, I’m draggin’ him outside by his fawkin nutsack. -And Twist!
This article appears in Jun 26 – Jul 2, 2014.
Jesus christ that IS fucked.
Valid bitch, OB.
Send them by here!
But I also call bullshit on this bitch…
Someone needs a break from escort services. Bogus bitch, underlined.
Sitcom plot device not nearly so amusing in real life:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpwJE5DEk7…
Once – is fucked up.
Twice – it’s you , Shug.
Sounds like you have crappy taste when choosing people to hang out with because people pulling their cocks out is NOT something that normally happens and somehow it’s happened to you twice (which sucks), time to start looking for new friends.
Really? You managed to find two of these guys? You must have a “whacky” aura about you or something.
If this situation had a grain of truth, wouldn’t it be wonderful to ask said man what it’s like to be the human equivalent of a tampon dipped in Axe?
WTF? Definitely one of those situations where something like a tazer to the nads would have been both appropriate and justified.
SHITD I would have the sense to call the police.
And you didn’t call the police – why, and as everyone has dumbphones a pic or two as evidence would have been good.
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode.. “He took *it* out”.
Sorry to hear, OB. Some people are sleezebags.
Nav, that’s a severe insult to any proper sleezebag out there. That kind of behavior is more on the “yeast infection discharge” level.
“RUBBING ONE OUT”
“I was having a beer with a male friend at my place. I started dancing, the music was good. He pulls out his dick and starts rubbing one out while watching me!” And Twist
I found this bitch to be both original and informative. In particular, I had never heard the phrase “rubbing one out” used in this particular context. Initially I thought it was old-style gangster slang normally found in Chicago in the 1930’s but soon realized it meant something else. Being of a reflective turn of mind, the thought occurred as to whether one could rub one out by “rubbing one out.” It sounds paradoxical – a linguistic sleight of hand if you like – but did this ever actually happen in Chicago in the 1930’s? It sounds gruesome.
A pleasure as always.
Cheerio!
Perhaps he took your invite to hang out a little too literally?
Psssh
I believe this. A friend had something similar happen, POF?
^^^Maybe they thought POF stands for Penis Out Front?
I think this Bitch is legit,there’s some perverted pieces of shit from every walk of life on those sites.