I’m the owner of 2 large dogs that shit mountains when they take a dump. And if I have to carry a pound of shit around with me as we finish our walk/hike, I do it. Why? Because that’s the first goddamn rule of owning a dog, pick up their shit.

I’m tired of going to very public places like PPPark, or just walking through the neighbourhood and seeing shit or worse, stepping in it. I have dog bags in the back pocket of every pair of pants I own, just out of habit of grabbing more than I’ll need and leaving them in there. I’ve got some in the car if I ever need them. It’s a pretty simple concept really.

I’m fine with carrying around a bag full of warm shit, because I know as long as I’ve got it, no one will step in it. And no animal will come in contact with it, either.

I know it’s a bitch that will exist forever, but fuck it’s just annoying. —Don’t Worry, I Have Nothing Better To Do Than Wipe Your Dog’s Shit Off My Shoes

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  1. kudos o.p., finally, a responsible dog owner. hopefully this type of thing will really start to catch on. but knowing people like i do, i doubt it very much.

  2. I used to have a pretty big mutt myself and faced the ick factor of carrying around bags’o’poo while on walks, and what *I* don’t get are the people who take the trouble to bag it, then toss the bag somewhere other than in a garbage.
    Stupids.

  3. I perfer paper bags.
    they are easier to set on fire when you want to put it on someone’s front steps & ring the door bell, then retreat to watch the owner stomp it out. ~;p

    Or so I’ve heard

  4. It is truly amazing the number of SETs who seem to be more like ‘pig’ people who own dogs and other animals. Nice to hear from a decent owner who truly knows what to do and does it, caring for their pet and fellow humans. After all a dog does not clean up after itself.

  5. Good on ya for picking up…

    In my (rural) neighbourhood there’s someone who puts the doggy-do into a nice blue PLASTIC bag and then leaves it at the side of the road, carefully preserving the poop for ever.

  6. lol Hugo. Gawd, I wouldn’t embarrass the dog like that! I still don’t have a dog, but I found instructions for making a doggie doo composter in your backyard.

  7. Yeah, people leave bags of doggie doo hanging on a fence near a walking trail down here. What is with that?

  8. I just hate these ignorant pigs who don’t clean up after their dogs ! I’ve
    even heard of someone who threw their dog’s shit in a green bin, and that’s
    meant for food waste only!
    I even heard of someone who threw it into a dumpster!

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