I’m the owner of 2 large dogs that shit mountains when they take a dump. And if I have to carry a pound of shit around with me as we finish our walk/hike, I do it. Why? Because that’s the first goddamn rule of owning a dog, pick up their shit.
I’m tired of going to very public places like PPPark, or just walking through the neighbourhood and seeing shit or worse, stepping in it. I have dog bags in the back pocket of every pair of pants I own, just out of habit of grabbing more than I’ll need and leaving them in there. I’ve got some in the car if I ever need them. It’s a pretty simple concept really.
I’m fine with carrying around a bag full of warm shit, because I know as long as I’ve got it, no one will step in it. And no animal will come in contact with it, either.
I know it’s a bitch that will exist forever, but fuck it’s just annoying. —Don’t Worry, I Have Nothing Better To Do Than Wipe Your Dog’s Shit Off My Shoes
This article appears in Jan 26 – Feb 1, 2012.


kudos o.p., finally, a responsible dog owner. hopefully this type of thing will really start to catch on. but knowing people like i do, i doubt it very much.
I used to have a pretty big mutt myself and faced the ick factor of carrying around bags’o’poo while on walks, and what *I* don’t get are the people who take the trouble to bag it, then toss the bag somewhere other than in a garbage.
Stupids.
I perfer paper bags.
they are easier to set on fire when you want to put it on someone’s front steps & ring the door bell, then retreat to watch the owner stomp it out. ~;p
Or so I’ve heard
It is truly amazing the number of SETs who seem to be more like ‘pig’ people who own dogs and other animals. Nice to hear from a decent owner who truly knows what to do and does it, caring for their pet and fellow humans. After all a dog does not clean up after itself.
Good on ya for picking up…
In my (rural) neighbourhood there’s someone who puts the doggy-do into a nice blue PLASTIC bag and then leaves it at the side of the road, carefully preserving the poop for ever.
dog’s gotta learn to carry his poop.
Xeno, how’s this?
http://i00.i.aliimg.com/photo/v0/100444426…
I agree, OP. May I suggest the city erect a few of these signs?
http://s3.amazonaws.com/readers/2009/08/13…
lol Hugo. Gawd, I wouldn’t embarrass the dog like that! I still don’t have a dog, but I found instructions for making a doggie doo composter in your backyard.
Yeah, people leave bags of doggie doo hanging on a fence near a walking trail down here. What is with that?
I just hate these ignorant pigs who don’t clean up after their dogs ! I’ve
even heard of someone who threw their dog’s shit in a green bin, and that’s
meant for food waste only!
I even heard of someone who threw it into a dumpster!